Three Lounges Outside Ebbing, Missouri

[KRYPTON INC.]

Mothra was both their mothers name I presume?

You magnificent bastard! I bow to you and the Buddha nature in you.


(Kicks myself for not making that joke.)

 

[Iceman]

They honestly should just go full on WWE in that moment in the film. Elbow drops, using bridges like ring ropes, bouncing off of them, body slams, submissions, the works.

Survivor Series or Royal Rumble style? Triple Threat Money in the Bank Bra and Panties ladder match. I'd pay to see that.

 

[Perfect Cell]

But a Money in the Bank match is already a ladder match on its own. Come on, Iceman... get it together.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Ain't nobody wanna see Kong in panties.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Survivor Series or Royal Rumble style? Triple Threat Money in the Bank Bra and Panties ladder match. I'd pay to see that.

It's gonna be a Slobberknocker!

I wouldn't want to be the guys at the Spanish announce table... Or Spain itself for that matter when it goes down.

 

[Perfect Cell]

It's gonna be a Slobberknocker!

I wouldn't want to be the guys at the Spanish announce table... Or Spain itself for that matter when it goes down.

That raises a good question: What should be the setting of MonsterMania? I'm not saying it should obviously be the moon, but it obviously should be the moon.

 

[Fallen Angel]

"BAH GAWD, As god as my witness Kong is broken in half". "

Jesus , no animal could survive being dropped from Everest".

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Ghidorah is going to take Millie Bobby Brown hostage.

Head #1: Back away... Or I'll kill the girl!

Head #2: He means it! He's just crazy enough to do it!

Head #3: Whoa... This isn't what we agreed on guys! This is going too far!

 

[Perfect Cell]

I'm just saying, Godzilla goes for a rear naked choke on Ghidorah's middle head (which I assume is his main head), and Ghidorah is all like "hey, get the **** off me!" and starts thrashing around and flying through the air because he didn't take jiu-jitsu in space. So he flies all around trying to shake him off, and winds up at the moon where Godzilla wins the fight by curb stomping all three heads into the lunar rover.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm just saying, Godzilla goes for a rear naked choke on Ghidorah's middle head (which I assume is his main head), and Ghidorah is all like "hey, get the **** off me!" and starts thrashing around and flying through the air because he didn't take jiu-jitsu in space. So he flies all around trying to shake him off, and winds up at the moon where Godzilla wins the fight by curb stomping all three heads into the lunar rover.

And then takes time to replant the American flag that got knocked over in the fight.
U... S... A...

U... S... A...

U... S... A...!

 

[Perfect Cell]

And then takes time to replant the American flag that got knocked over in the fight.
U... S... A...

U... S... A...

U... S... A...!

Which, in a shocking bit of scientific accuracy, will be blanched white due to solar radiation. It will be a moving symbol of emotional surrender, as Godzilla gives up his life as a weary fighter to retire on the Sea of Tranquility.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Which, in a shocking bit of scientific accuracy, will be blanched white due to solar radiation. It will be a moving symbol of emotional surrender, as Godzilla gives up his life as a weary fighter to retire on the Sea of Tranquility.

Well you see, after killing King G, Godzilla realizes that an incredible energy build up is occurring and the corpse will explode, taking him with it. He's a peace, ready to meet his maker in the same kind of atomic fireball that created him. He lays down, ready to give himself up to death...

When suddenly Kong swoops in using the Mecha-Godzilla jet pack. With seconds to spare he grabs the big G and they soar away before the detonation.

Godzilla: You came back for me? Why?

King Kong: Let's just say... You're gonna owe me a favor.

Godzilla: What favor?


Cut to middle of Gobi desert. Kong and Godzilla facing each other, both wearing huge oversized groin protectors. They move around cirling each other and then they charge.

Freeze frame. Eye Of The Tiger plays.

 

[Iceman]

Which, in a shocking bit of scientific accuracy, will be blanched white due to solar radiation. It will be a moving symbol of emotional surrender, as Godzilla gives up his life as a weary fighter to retire on the Sea of Tranquility.

I'll call him back to action when he's in the retirement home to mentor/train up a promising but inexperienced young fighter for Monster Mania 2097.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'll call him back to action when he's in the retirement home to mentor/train up a promising but inexperienced young fighter for Monster Mania 2097.

Adonis Kong.

 

[Perfect Cell]

See, cinematic universes aren't that tough to figure out.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

End thread. We ain't doing better work than tonight. Go out on top I say.

 

[Iceman]

End thread. We ain't doing better work than tonight. Go out on top I say.

No, we need to ruin this good work somehow.

 

[Guts]

WB should do a crossover with all three cinematic universes they have going on. The Conjuring movies and their spin offs, monsterverse, and DCEU. Ghosts, demons, King Kong, Godzilla, and superheroes all in the same movie.

 

[Perfect Cell]

How do you know when Sunny D has gone bad? Like it always kinda tastes like soap, but this one is really soapy.

 

[squeekness]

Sunny D is gross.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Generally, but it was on sale for a buck. A buck! You can't beat that bargain.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm a Purple Stuff man, myself.

 

[2kt09]

How do you know when Sunny D has gone bad? Like it always kinda tastes like soap, but this one is really soapy.

So...what you do is heat up the juice, yeah, and...trust me, it becomes fresh.
Another alternative is to rinse with water to make the juice clean.

 

[Reek]

Reektopia's #1 export is sadness.

Wrong. It's dead snails. A delicacy for some.

But it's #2 export is BBQ Ribs. So... I don't know... It evens out in the end?

True.

I don't know; I've travelled up and down Reektopia, and I didn't see a single cow or pig, so let your imagination run wild there.

That's funny... I saw a pig travelling up and down Reektopia just this morning.

Reektopia has no livestock on account of his majesty's personal degradation.
[blackout]dunno why this joke doesn't get old for me[/blackout]

There are no stupid jokes, just stupid people.

Any country without BBQ doesn't sound like much fun.

Now you know why Canadians are such ill mannered people.

As the Secretary General of the Hype UN I don't recognise Reektopia as a country. Be gone fool.

Spell recognize right before you pretend to be smart... Now... I'd like to file a harassment complaint against Fallen Angel for always being mean to me.

Canada has Netflix?

We also have schools, unlike your podunk Old World cluster. You guys just have a single copy of Harry Potter that you have to pass around until you learn your letters.

Does this 'Canadian Netflix' even work? Are all the head floppy? Do they have beady eyes and no souls? How do you operate it? I know your people don't believe in remote controls.




ALSO. I'm pretty sure one reason JewishHobbit got banned was in response to DarthSentinel saying "you support a rapist, racist, etc etc", and Jews response was "Trump is a good man." or something.


And yes Pink Ranger... if it took you reading to this point to get it... YOU'RE THE PIG. You Swine Ranger.

 

[squeekness]

Now I want BBQ.