The Incredible Hulk was a great movie which I can rewatch all the time. Ang Lee's Hulk, however, was an atrocious pile of steaming crap that I would've walked out on if I hadn't dragged my family to go see it for my birthday. I had to apologize profusely to all of them afterwards as they all hated the movie as well.
Is it just me, or does it seem like the people who vote for Hulk give these detailed explainations, highlighting the strengths of acting, cinematography, etc.
While the people who vote for TIH mainly just say they liked the action, or just hated Hulk enough go like TIH more.
It's not really a glowing endorsement for the film.
More like the people who like Ang Lee's Hulk feel the need to justify their opinon because, deep down, they know they like a giant steaming turd. That they're hanging their hat on the cinematography of all things kind of proves that. As for the acting, the performances were pretty stiff and monotone all across the board with the exception of Sam Elliott and Nick Nolte (who looked like he was stoned the whole time). As for other criticisms?
1) The scene where Banner is irradiated had to be one of the most boring origin scenes ever. It barely registered to me that, hey, he just became the Hulk.
2) The repetition with the scene of Banner's father going into the room with his mother was tiresome.
3) Why'd they separate the gamma bomb explosion from the origin? If you're going to have the gamma bomb going off in the movie, then make that the origin. Don't give us that dull frog scene.
4) Hulk Poodles. 'Nuff said.
5) The movie was offensively boring until the desert scene. I kept hoping and praying that something interesting would happen, and just when I thought something interesting might happen, the movie disappointed me yet again.
6) The movie ended with Nick Nolte on a cocaine induced rant.
7) The final fight scene with Absorbing Man was so dark that I didn't have a clue what was going on.
8) They needlessly complicated Banner's origin with the whole adoption and name change and just wasted time on more wooden acting.
9) Talbot's death was comically embarassing. That was the only laugh that was elicited from the crowd in the theatre that I was in, and I'm certain that that was unintentional on Ang Lee's part.
10) The comic panel framing that Ang Lee did was horrendously distracting. 24, a tv show, handled that sort of thing much more smoothly than this film.
The only redeeming quality this movie had was Sam Elliott, that was it. Everything else was absolutely terrible, including Bana and Connelly, who were stiffer than a pair of plywood boards and about as emotive.
But hey, at least it had great cinematography...