The Dark Knight "Tim Burton's 'The Nightmare Before Lounging! TEOL Edition!'"

[Anita18]

It's always disappointing as a teenage girl to sneak out and buy your first push-up bra - only to find that it STILL doesn't make them look like that. Airbrushing FTL

I completely agree. That's why I've determined not to give those damn bra manufacturers any of my money.

 

[Stotch]

Just tune them out, girls like that are good for one thing, and one thing only......




Pattycake!

Lu lu lu, i've got some apples, lu lu lu, you've got some too!

 

[TV's Frank]

Wait, who's wearing the boots?


Lucky for me, I have no boobies to get squished, so I happily frolic in my tomboy beanpole-ness like Keira Knightley. t:


How would you know?

When your a kid your balls get squished by various things every now and then. Baseballs, Hockey Pucks, Dodgeballs, that little nerdy kid who won't give you his money.

 

[lixdexia]

Wait, who's wearing the boots?

i don't care, it's up to you. i'd just appreciate it if you didn't use the whip this time

 

[Mr. Socko]

I've hooked up with girls of that caliber soo many times.. but I can not stand talking to them. They bore the hell out of me, all they talk about are their drama with their friends and moments that have past...ugh makes CC

I'm sure you could find other aspects of 'em to enjoy.

 

[Anguissette1979]

Airbrushing is part of my resumé.

Soo Airbrushing FTW!!!!

There's a studio in the area that does souped up Glamour Shots - you bring your own lingerie and they take pictures of you and give them the same touches that supermodel pictures get - some of my friends did them for a bachelorette party and I was like ... it's amazing what a bit of tweakage can do for a photo!

 

[Anita18]

When your a kid your balls get squished by various things every now and then. Baseballs, Hockey Pucks, Dodgeballs, that little nerdy kid who won't give you his money.

Well, I know that, but how would you know it's worse than being hit in the boobs?

 

[TV's Frank]

There's a studio in the area that does souped up Glamour Shots - you bring your own lingerie and they take pictures of you and give them the same touches that supermodel pictures get - some of my friends did them for a bachelorette party and I was like ... it's amazing what a bit of tweakage can do for a photo!

Like I said, Airbrushing FTW!!!!

 

[Anita18]

i don't care, it's up to you. i'd just appreciate it if you didn't use the whip this time

Damn, I liked that thing.

 

[CaptainClown]

I'm sure you could find other aspects of 'em to enjoy.

Well I am talking about after you already enjoyed all those aspects.

 

[lixdexia]

Actually if you get hit the wrong way (small surface area of impact) it's excessively painful. I have no nuts, nor plans of acquiring a set so I will never truly know.

have you ever been hit in the tit so hard that you spent the next 2 days in bed with frozen peas?

 

[Anguissette1979]

I completely agree. That's why I've determined not to give those damn bra manufacturers any of my money.

I don't have a choice... well... I do but I'd get funny looks at work and whatnot... and I'm trying to delay the effects of gravity

*Shakes fist in the air at gravity

 

[Anita18]

have you ever been hit in the tit so hard that you spent the next 2 days in bed with frozen peas?

We aren't dumb enough to expose our precious boobs to such physical trauma.



-ducks-

 

[lixdexia]

Damn, I liked that thing.

it's fun every now and again, but it makes my back really sore so i can't be as "athletic"

 

[Anguissette1979]

have you ever been hit in the tit so hard that you spent the next 2 days in bed with frozen peas?

not two days... but a while. When I was younger I tripped on something in my bedroom and landed boob-first on the post of my bed. I cried a lot

 

[Final Night]

have you ever been hit in the tit so hard that you spent the next 2 days in bed with frozen peas?

Women say that childbirth is the most horrific and painful thing... A nutshot is the male version.

 

[TV's Frank]

Well, I know that, but how would you know it's worse than being hit in the boobs?

I'm sure it's painful, I've been punched and hit in that area and it hurts. Of course I don't have boobs, but I can imagine.

But your nuts getting rocked, is.........there is no way to describe it, every part of you feels it. It's the most awful feeling in the world.

I'm not trying to say men have it hard. Women definately take the cake with the whole giving birth thing. I don't envy you one bit in that aspect.

 

[Final Night]

Double Post

 

[Stotch]

ugh ya... I hate it especially when they quote Family Guy in this kind of fashion.

(her)OMG you watch family guy.
(me)um ya every so often
have you seen the episode where the dad
you mean peter
um sure I dont know, anyway he hit his knee and he goes ssss ahhhh ssss ahh
ya..
thats sooo true, it is funny because its true

JESUS CHRIST DUDE.....that sounds identical to girls i've known! . Seriously, that's completely accurate. They just can't stop talking...I don't mind talkers, but when the talking's merely about themselves or some other random crap and they hardly ever ask you questions....you start feeling like you're just there to be a giant ear. With a penis.

But yes, no matter how hot, personality is always the main thing I consider.

 

[Anita18]

not two days... but a while. When I was younger I tripped on something in my bedroom and landed boob-first on the post of my bed. I cried a lot

Oooh OW.

Despite my tomboy beanpole-ness, I sympathize.

 

[CaptainClown]

ouch...dont say nut shot... makes me think back on those bad moments....

 

[lixdexia]

Double Post

i don't think that the 2 really compare...

 

[Luchastyle]

anyone ever watch that show "chain reaction" on the game show network?

 

[Mr. Socko]

There's a studio in the area that does souped up Glamour Shots - you bring your own lingerie and they take pictures of you and give them the same touches that supermodel pictures get - some of my friends did them for a bachelorette party and I was like ... it's amazing what a bit of tweakage can do for a photo!

I know of places like that.

But hey, No photo shoot is fully glamorized until it's been airbrushed. All of them do it

 

[TV's Frank]

ouch...dont say nut shot... makes me think back on those bad moments....

NUT SHOT!