On the bright side, if there is a heaven, think about the hilariously awkward conversation your uncle will have on that side.

: Welcome to heaven! So you're a practicing Christian then?

: Uhhh, yeah. I mean yes, totally.

: Great, glad to hear it. Finally, I have someone here to talk about the Bible with. So what was your favorite part?

: Oh, you know. Like, so much. Soooo much. It was like, biblical. Especially the stuff near the end.

: Oh yeah, I like the gospels too. Which was your favorite?

: The, um, the middle one. The cover was like, green, or something.

: Okaaay ... what was its name?

: Um, A Feast For Crows?

: *sigh* Fine, just go through the gates.