LOL, you just exactly wrote the first story in the Bible.
I love the story of Adam and Eve. It basically has 3 morals
1. Women bad
2. Knowledge evil
3. Don't question authority
this is basically how they introduce us to God as a guy who will screw you over if you do anything to question authority, or even as little as start to get a better understanding of what's going on. I am basically not buying into this fear based propaganda.
To me the hero of Adam and Eve was the snake, because unlike god he wanted people to gain knowledge instead of remaining a couple of dimwits.
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