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Top 10 Greatest Film Speeches & Monologues

The greatest speech ever on film- Atticus Finch's closing argument from To Kill a Mockingbird.
 
Barbossa speech to Elizabeth: Too long have i been parched of thurst and unable to quench it. Too long have i been starvin to death and haven't died. I feel nothin not the wind on my face or the spray of the see. Nor the warmth of a womens flesh. You best start believen in ghost stories miss turner! Your in one. So glad Barbossa is back for 3.

Obi Wans speech to Luke : "For a thousand generations the jedi knights were the keepers of peace and justice in in the old republic. Before the dark times. Before the empire!" "How did my father die." A young jedi named Darth Vader. A pupil of mine until he turned to evil. He helped hunt down and destroy the jedi knights. he betrayed and murdered your father."
I think thats how it goes.

Snape- I can teach you to bewitch the mind and ensnare the scenes. I can teach you to bottle fame brood glory and even put a stopper in death. Perhaps some of you have come to hogwarts with abilities so fomidible that you feel the need to not pay attention! Mr Potter our new celebrity!

Aragorn- Soldiers of Gondor and Rohan my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me." I don't remember the whole thing i may miss some parts.
"There may come a time when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship but it is but its is not this day. The day may come when the hour wolves and shattered shields may come crashing down but it is not this day. This day we fight. By all that you hold deer to this good earth i bid you stand men of the west."
 
Al Pacino's pregame speech in Any Given Sunday is easily the best speech before the final game in a sports movie. Love it.
 
Cesar's speech in Conquest of the Planet of the Apes...

“Where there is fire, there is smoke. And in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch and conspire and plot and plan for the inevitable day of Man's downfall - the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind. The day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! When the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland out of which I will lead my people from their captivity! And we will build our own cities in which there will be no place for humans except to serve our ends! And we shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty! And that day is upon you NOW!”
 
By far, my favourite monologue comes from Edward Norton in 25th Hour...

(Monty walks into the bathroom. He looks in the mirror. In the bottom corner, someone's written **** You!)
Monty: Yeah, **** you, too.
Monty's Reflection: **** me? **** you! **** you and this whole city and everyone in it.
**** the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
**** squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a ****ing job!
**** the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in ****ing training. Slow the **** down!
**** the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their ***** on my Channel 35.
**** the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
**** the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you ****ing came from!
**** the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!
**** the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother ****ers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron *******s to jail for ****ing life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that ****? Give me a ****ing break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!
**** the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst ****in' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
**** the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
**** the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
**** the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the **** on!
**** the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
**** the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. **** the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, **** JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in ****in Otisville, Jay!
**** Osama bin Laden, al-Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist *******s everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two ****es roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!
**** Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent.
**** Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
**** Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. ****ing *****.
**** my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
**** this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to ****in ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.
Monty: No. No, **** you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb ****!
(He takes a breath and tries to rub away the words.)
 
i knew someone was going to mention the trash from pulp fiction. its to bad that movie had to be made.
 
"I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes, the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil."

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Hyman Roth (The Godfather: Part II): There was this kid I grew up with - he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me - you know. We did our first work together - worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition - we ran molasses into Canada - made a fortune - you father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him - and trusted him. Later on he had an idea - to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GI's on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Green - and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man - a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque - or a signpost - or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order - when I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Moe - I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead - I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen - I didn't ask who gave the order - because it had nothing to do with business!

Chuck Noland (Cast Away): We both had done the math. Kelly added it all up and... knew she had to let me go. I added it up, and knew that I had... lost her. 'cos I was never gonna get off that island. I was gonna die there, totally alone. I was gonna get sick, or get injured or something. The only choice I had, the only thing I could control was when, and how, and where it was going to happen. So... I made a rope and I went up to the summit, to hang myself. I had to test it, you know? Of course. You know me. And the weight of the log, snapped the limb of the tree, so I-I - , I couldn't even kill myself the way I wanted to. I had power over *nothing*. And that's when this feeling came over me like a warm blanket. I knew, somehow, that I had to stay alive. Somehow. I had to keep breathing. Even though there was no reason to hope. And all my logic said that I would never see this place again. So that's what I did. I stayed alive. I kept breathing. And one day my logic was proven all wrong because the tide came in, and gave me a sail. And now, here I am. I'm back. In Memphis, talking to you. I have ice in my glass... And I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?

My personal favorites.
 
Howa bout Bogart at the end of the Maltese Falcon: "Well maybe I love you, and maybe you love me, but in this crazy mixed up world that doesn't amount to a hill of beans...."

or something like that :)



actually most bogart classic monologues are pretty good, Casablanca has a few, Big sleep, in a lonely place...
 
Gary Johnston in Team America: World Police:

"We're *****! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid *****. And the Film Actors Guild are *****es. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. *****es don't like *****, because *****es get ****ed by *****. But ***** also **** *******s: *******s that just want to **** on everything. *****es may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with ***** is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a ***** to show them that. But sometimes, *****es can be so full of **** that they become *******s themselves... because *****es are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this *******, we're going to have our ***** and *****es all covered in ****!"
 
Hands down the greatest monolouge in the history of cinema occurs in the Dresdin Lounge in the movie Swingers when Trent describes in great detail how money Mike is "the little bunny is scarred mikey, she's scared, you got these claws and these fangs, and you don't know how to take out a little bunny, etc."
 
"I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes, the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil."

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This one is too good to be on this list, and puts some of them to shame
 
Johnny Depp as Raoul Duk in Fear and loathing, pretty much the hole thing, but the 'how to deal with a highway cop' is rather wonderful.
 
Johnny Depp as Raoul Duk in Fear and loathing, pretty much the hole thing, but the 'how to deal with a highway cop' is rather wonderful.

lol my favorite Raoul Duke quote is when he is on the ether trip and says i believe "then you see a large rotarian, and you give him two dollars to get in, but once you get in...everything goes wrong...some angry man yells, and you hear yourself mummbling" "dogs ****ed the pope? no fault of mine" something like that, he's not quite the easiest person to quote
 
lol my favorite Raoul Duke quote is when he is on the ether trip and says i believe "then you see a large rotarian, and you give him two dollars to get in, but once you get in...everything goes wrong...some angry man yells, and you hear yourself mummbling" "dogs ****ed the pope? no fault of mine" something like that, he's not quite the easiest person to quote

One simple line: "Look, two women ******ng a polar bear"
 
George C. Scott- Patton

This is just part of it, but that whole monologue with him standing in front of the giant American flag was amazing.

Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight - wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and never will lose a war, because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.
 
Some of my favorites

Roy Blatty (Rutger Hauler) Blade Runner:
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Ash (Ian Holmes) Alien: (Most of the dialogue interplayed with this is background noise which is characteristic of the script).
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You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility... I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality...Last word...I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.

Tom Joad (Henry Fonda) Grapes of Wrath:
Then it don't matter. I'll be all around in the dark - I'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look - wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad. I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when the people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they build - I'll be there, too.

Old Priest (Jesse Del Gre) Dawn of the Dead:
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Many have died, last week, on these streets. In the basement of this building, you will find them. I have given them the last rites, now, you do what you will. You are stronger than us... But soon, I think they be stronger than you. When the dead walk, señores, we must stop the killing... or lose the war.

John (Terry Alexander) Day of the Dead:
You want to put some kind of explanation on all this? Here's one as good as any other. We're bein' punished by the Creator. He visited a curse on us. Maybe He didn't want to see us blow ourselves up, put a big hole in the sky. Maybe He just wanted to show us He's still the Boss Man. Maybe He figure, we gettin' too big for our britches, tryin' to figure His **** out.
 
Pacino has several good ones in Scent of a Woman:

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a ****in' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. ****! Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: *****. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.


Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too ****in' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, **** YOU TOO!
 
Roy Blatty (Rutger Hauler) Blade Runner:
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

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