Revenge of the Fallen Transformers: ROTF User Review Thread

[BlackLantern]

I think I heart this post more than I have hearted any post in my post reading existence.

It's filled with smarm and rampant DBaggery...you can write a critical/negative review and not sound like a total *******, and this guy fails at it

 

[AnorexicBatman]

After looking at the box office results..

I hope on the eventual DVD/BluRay packaging, it reads "Best selling Worst Movie EVER!", "Must See Crapfest!", "The movie for all softheads!", and finally, "Micheal Bay's opus of CGI diarrea!"


Seriously... Street Fighter, Wolverine, Dragonball, Paul Blart, Transformers 2... 2009 is the Year of the Dungbeetle.

 

[CelticPredator]

Dragonball is the worst cartoon ever made. Ever. It's ****.

All they do is shoot lasers, and scream. They all look constipated.

 

[knowsbleed]

It's filled with smarm and rampant DBaggery...you can write a critical/negative review and not sound like a total *******, and this guy fails at it

No BL... it was a transcript of one person describing the movie to his friend. Don't you get it? I get it. Let's get it. Please keep up.

 

[BlackLantern]

After looking at the box office results..

I hope on the eventual DVD/BluRay packaging, it reads "Best selling Worst Movie EVER!", "Must See Crapfest!", "The movie for all softheads!", and finally, "Micheal Bay's opus of CGI diarrea!"


Seriously... Street Fighter, Wolverine, Dragonball, Paul Blart, Transformers 2... 2009 is the Year of the Dungbeetle.

heh...what's funny is after I left the movie I went home and watched Frost/Nixon and about 3 episodes of Doctor Who

 

[CelticPredator]

It's filled with smarm and rampant DBaggery...you can write a critical/negative review and not sound like a total *******, and this guy fails at it

I think i'm in love. Non homsexical love.

 

[LightningFlash]

After looking at the box office results..

I hope on the eventual DVD/BluRay packaging, it reads "Best selling Worst Movie EVER!", "Must See Crapfest!", "The movie for all softheads!", and finally, "Micheal Bay's opus of CGI diarrea!"


Seriously... Street Fighter, Wolverine, Dragonball, Paul Blart, Transformers 2... 2009 is the Year of the Dungbeetle.

Wow....

I think someone just won the award for dumbass of 2009.

You complain, but I bet you watched it.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Please refrain from calling me a dumbass or the mods will give you an infraction or even a ban

 

[LightningFlash]

Yah, you showed me.

 

[Nathan]

Wow....

I think someone just won the award for dumbass of 2009.

You complain, but I bet you watched it.

If he didn't watch it, how would he be able do complain?

 

[LightningFlash]

Because there are people even in this forum that hasn't and still complains just because it's not like Spider-Man 2 or The Dark Knight.

 

[dark_b]

Please refrain from calling me a dumbass or the mods will give you an infraction or even a ban

i never called the mods on this forum. but i think you will be the first.you can not insult people the whole week and then writte this.

come on. do you really want to be banned from SHH only because of some jokes from a Bay movie?

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Considering C.Lee and I had a whole discussion about my recent behavior on another thread. He gave me a warning. And now I'm tryig to be civil and you people are now calling names...

 

[Nathan]

Considering C.Lee and I had a whole discussion about my recent behavior on another thread. He gave me a warning. And now I'm tryig to be civil and you people are now calling names...

"The movie for all softheads!"

You should try harder.

 

[Erzengel]

Is that so Mr. Poopy Pants?

 

[knowsbleed]

Don't make me shard you.

 

[BlackLantern]

I like Transformers (both of them), I like Frost/Nixon, I like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I like Greys Anatomy....I like different things and its OK

 

[knowsbleed]

I like Transformers 2, I like Burn Notice, I like Asian women, I like pizza... different things are very ok.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

The thing is... I was expecting a smarter INDEPENDENCE DAY
Instead I got AMERICAN PIE with Optimus Prime and GI Joe

 

[BlackLantern]

The thing is... I was expecting a smarter INDEPENDENCE DAY
Instead I got AMERICAN PIE with Optimus Prime and GI Joe

....and you expected that going into a Michael Bay film?? who lied to you??

 

[AnorexicBatman]

That's the problem. Bay will never increase his own standards.
He makes films for money! Even Roland Emmerich does that but at least his movies LOOK compelling. At least he tries. Hell I will gladly watch his 2012 just for the Human Exodus subplot

 

[Lando81]

I Love This Movie. Nuff Said.

 

[knowsbleed]

Hell I will gladly watch his 2012 just for the Human Exodus subplot

Hell, I'll gladly watch 2012 for his Thandie Newton subplot.

 

[scatterax]

The thing is... I was expecting a smarter INDEPENDENCE DAY
Instead I got AMERICAN PIE with Optimus Prime and GI Joe

funny, I expected it to be like the 1st movie, but w/ more focus on the robots, more action (specifically more optimas fighting the decepticons), even more explosions, way more robots, and a better starscream.

I pretty much got what i wanted from the 1st tf movie and than some.

 

[BlackLantern]

That's the problem. Bay will never increase his own standards.
He makes films for money! Even Roland Emmerich does that but at least his movies LOOK compelling. At least he tries. Hell I will gladly watch his 2012 just for the Human Exodus subplot

so it's a bad thing to be successful now?? the man cranks out action movies and they manage to do well....to just blame him is a bit silly...Hollywood is the epitome of "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"....why do you think there were so many family sitcoms in the 80's...because that's what people wanted and it worked....