Trust

[Badger]

Very Nice!!

 

[DBella]

Mister J: " Don't be hating sweetcakes, the J man's sculpted thighs have this machine in a death grip "

Tza: " Are you sure you aren't gay ? "

Hahaha!! Tza, thanks for asking the question that I had longed to ask. He's just too good to be true, ain't he?

Action (involving 2 hot chicks especially) + Guns + Cars = Orgasmic!

Another 'worth-the-wait' chapter, Rob.

 

[Mister J]

Hahaha!! Tza, thanks for asking the question that I had longed to ask. He's just too good to be true, ain't he?

Don't hate.
Ovulate.

 

[tzarinna]

Don't speak of it.....it will appear.

Loved it, Hunter. The catfight was fun.:meow: Cmill is a total bad ass. Lmao at TIF just popping in at the right moment.

 

[DBella]

Don't hate.
Ovulate.

Lets go make babies then!

 

[The IronMan]

What's femmeosterone in between in the dictionary?great word Hunter

 

[Mister J]

Lets go make babies then!

There was a roar on the bridge and Mister J emerged from behind the SUV on a red Ducatti

It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.

 

[DBella]

It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.

No, it's the Ducatti. :heart:

 

[Hunter Rider]

It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.

Ducatti is a bike Smooth J

 

[DBella]

Ducatti is a bike Smooth J

I could just rape that piece of fine Italian machine.
I want that for Christmas, Rob. Put it down on your list.

 

[Mister J]

Ducatti is a bike Smooth J

But I had to use the exact phrasing to pay proper tribute to Val.

 

[Hunter Rider]

I could just rape that piece of fine Italian machine.
I want that for Christmas, Rob. Put it down on your list.

But then i'd get it Or you want me to take you for a ride ?

But I had to use the exact phrasing to pay proper tribute to Val.

paraphrase my dear fellow.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Y'all seem to have forgotten who the real pimp here is.

 

[Sebastos]

Just then The Iron Fist popped out of a side alley,

TIF: " I got a place you can hide, come with me "

MJK looked at Cmill and shrugged, they all followed TIF.


To Be Continued.....

The catfight and the action was so great. Heh, I come in to save the day at the right time. t: Excellent chapter hunter.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

CATFIGHT!!! [/Joey Styles]

Again with the top level action
And that ending reeks of intrigue ...or possibly cherry pie. I always get the two confused.

D Loved it.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Chapter 8

TIF led them to an abandoned warehouse to the East.

MJK: " What is Jolie doing here ? "

Cmill: " Tell him "

Jolie: " Well they are blocking all our communications, I have a program written, now if i can connect up with a satellite i can pin point the location of the source from which they are blocking us "

Tza: " Haven't they just uploaded a virus into our systems ? "

Jolie: " No, I tried using my battery back up to re hack back in, the code is constantly shifting, someone is manually altering the virus code over and over "

Mister J: "Ok then pretty miss, you slap down some code and the J man will go lay down some smack, hoorah!"

Jolie: " Who's that ? "

J moved in and grabbed her hand, he kissed it.

Mister J: " the name is Mister J, in time you may call me big poppa Jay of the multiple gasms, I'm half agent, half warrior ALL Sexual Tyrannosaur! "

He bowed and spun away, Jolie blushed.

Tza: " Hey MJK, come and take a look at this "

MJK followed her over to the back of the warehouse, there was an old Harley sitting there and something big under a tarp, Tza pulled the tarp back to reveal a Dark blue big rig.

MJK: " Ok, so looks like we got a ride "

Jolie: " Right, I'm set up, i'm about to use the program, wish me luck "

She stared intensely at the screen, typing away.

Jolie: " Ha i piggy backed off one satellite onto to the main one, ok location coming up........crafty bastards, they are set up in a power station in the north side, eltron powergen, is the company "

Tza: " i know where that is, we visited it on the presidents last itinerary "

Fran: " That's correct, so do we all make our way there ? "

Cmill: "No, 2 of us should go there, the rest cause a distraction, once they take out the blocker we can contact the cavalry "

Mister J: " I'll go "

Tza: " Since he's my partner, guess that makes me it "

Cmill: " OK, gather round, i have a plan "

Cmill set out the plan he called slingshot, He would drive the truck, MJK and SML would ride shotgun, bm would be in the back part of the cabin with Jolie and Fran, re clipping the weapons, when they got close to the barricade Mister J and Tza would pull out from behind the rig and make a break for it.

15 minutes later they set off, The Rig in the lead with Mister J and Tza on the Harley tucked in behind.

The streets were still empty.....Cmill headed straight for the road block, as they turned into the penultimate street one of FA's crew was on patrol in a souped up Honda, Cmill put his foot down and headed directly at it, before it could swerve the rig was on top of it, crushing it like a giant standing on a midget.

As the carcass of the Honda exploded behind them the Rig headed at FA's roadblock, FA looked up in amazement

FA: " Sh1t!!!!!"

Mooki pulled the escalade forward to the right to avoid the oncoming rig that smashed into the lined up cars, Suddenly the Harley sped out from behind and burst through the opening

Tza outstretched her arms with a glock in each hand and fired at the cars on the way through, killing a couple of FA's men, the Rig backed out as MJK and SML opened fire with M16's, FA and the remaining cars gave chase.

Cmill: " Ok guys, we just gotta hold on like Mad Max!! "

J and Tza took no time getting to the power plant, it looked deserted except for the body of a workman, his neck had been snapped.

Tza: " Ok lets do this smooth and with minimal fuss "

Mister J: " My middle name is smooth baby! "

They made their way inside and through some corridors......Mister J put his arm in front of Tza

Mister J: " Up ahead, the door on the right, takes us down into the control room, that's where they'll be. "

They made their way down and when they got there they saw a large bald man sitting at a laptop computer which was connected up to a large set of circuit boards.

Sfiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Tza felt a huge pain surge through her arm and she dropped her gun, J spun around to see a foot headed for his face, he moved just in time, a blade flashed across his eyes and his hand with his gun it was gone

Mister J: " **** "

Standing in front of him with a sword in each hand was Abbadon.

Mister J tore a strip off his shirt and bandaged his hand up, never taking his eyes off Abby, they circled each other and Abby stood of Tza's gun as he passed by her holding her arm with a shuriken in it.

Abby smiled and made his move, two quick slashes, j dodged one but the other cut his belt and boxers off. Abby spun and tried to double slice J, J leapt out of his pants and back flipped to safety as the end of the sword sliced through his jacket and shirt, he was naked bar his shoes but he wasn't beaten yet.

Mister J: " nudity only makes me more dangerous! HIYAH!!! "

J leapt forward with a jumping spin kick, the left leg went over Abby's head but the swinging schlong hit him square in the grill

Abby: " Arggghhhhhhhhh "

he dropped the sword in his right hand to grab his face

Abby: " ok luvvie, lets finish this "

Abby took his sword in both hands and charged at J, J moved and went for a sweep, Abby jumped and avoided it, J went for a drop kick, Abby side stepped it and sliced........Mister J's ten inches were now 3

Mister J slumped to a heap

Mister J: " YEEEEEEEEEEEEEOUCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........OH GOD THIS PAIN IS UNBEARABLE "

he sobbed for a moment.

Mister J: " You no good bastard, where is your CODE!?.....Now not only have you de-inched the J man but you have killed the hopes of every woman who dreamt of one day having the J man bust a nut in their tushy...........The tragedy! "

he started to go woozy from the blood loss

Abby: " Well they can all cry at your funeral "

He stepped forward to deliver the death blow when he heard a whistle, he looked round to see Tza pushing her hair back into a pony tail with her right hand......Abby's other sword was in her left hand......He licked his lips and made the bring it sign with his hand.

Tza grasped the sword with both hands.

Tza: " Lets dance b1tch "

To Be Continued......

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

niiiiice!!!

 

[Mister J]

J leapt forward with a jumping spin kick, the left leg went over Abby's head but the swinging schlong hit him square in the grill

That ain't nothing but danglin' steel.

Tza felt a huge pain surge through her arm and she dropped her gun, J spun around to see a foot headed for his face, he moved just in time, a blade flashed across his eyes and his hand with his gun it was gone

Abby took his sword in both hands and charged at J, J moved and went for a sweep, Abby jumped and avoided it, J went for a drop kick, Abby side stepped it and sliced........Mister J's ten inches were now 3

This just means I'll just regenerate into 3 full beings. Just wait 'till I get my spinach.

He stepped forward to deliver the death blow when he heard a whistle, he looked round to see Tza pushing her hair back into a pony tail with her right hand......Abby's other sword was in her left hand......He licked his lips and made the bring it sign with his hand.

Tza grasped the sword with both hands.

Tza: " Lets dance b1tch "

It's like a deleted scene from Kill Bill, Vol. 2 ...that was never filmed.

 

[Abaddon]

lol, a schlong slap.

and J...ouch.

 

[tzarinna]

Ooooo, hooooo,hooooo......t:
Well done, well done......and I'm not just saying that cause I'm about to put a hurtin on Abby.

 

[Abaddon]

we shall see.

 

[tzarinna]

Yes, we shall.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Awesome, yet so very painful.

 

[Sebastos]

Heh, great chapter. up:

 

[Showtime]

I just read all 8 parts Hunter. I was well behind, best one yet. Each one you write gets better and better. More humor, more action, more drama. I dig it.