Two arrested in $65k Chicken Wing Heist

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  1. Mike_D202 Green Lantern's roommate

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    http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blog...ing-heist-180740929--abc-news-topstories.html

    I suspect fowl play.

    When found by police, the chicken wings were found battered.
     
  2. Zatanna Mistress of Magic

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    "Police did not yet know the status of the wings."


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  3. Anubis Sup?

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    Aw man, they just had to be black too. :doh:
     
  4. Zatanna Mistress of Magic

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    LOL @ the comments on yahoo.

     
  5. Marvolo Registered

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    "So wha you in for?"
    "Murder. What you in for?
    "Grand Theft Poultry."
    ":dry:"
     
  6. PyroChamber Not lactose, it's milk!

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    Not surprised, although when I saw this the first thing I thought was "don't let them be black".
     
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  7. The Guard Registered

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    I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.
     
  8. kane9321 oakland's finest

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    That was my first thought..ugh jeez
     
  9. Mister J Enlightened to the Great Darkness

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    The **** is someone going to do with that much chicken? :confused:

    One palette averages out to $6500 worth. That would seem enough to keep you rolling in parties for the Super Bowl, March Madness, the NBA Finals, Wimbledon, the National Darts Championship and anything else for years. What gives? Is there an underground market for frozen chicken wings?
     
  10. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    My people...my people.
     
  11. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Dave Chappelle just wrote 100 new jokes in the last 30 minutes.
     
  12. Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    I can't even conceive what $65,000 worth of chicken wings would look like. God only knows how much hot sauce they'd have had to steal...
     
  13. kane9321 oakland's finest

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    we love our chicken:(
     
  14. Monsieur Xavier Guildsman

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    This is why I love America, we don't have fun crimes like this in old France :(
     
  15. TheBat812 Registered

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    I feel like Cartman is behind this...
     
  16. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    You just have crimes of passion, n'est-ce pas?
     
  17. Megarob www.digitalbomb.net

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    These men are the Robin Hoods of their hood. CHICKEN WINGS FOR EVERYONE!
     
  18. PyroChamber Not lactose, it's milk!

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    And a whole lot of blue cheese dressing.
     
  19. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    At least still something like Swiss bank account numbers, Jesus. Tomorrow somebody will get caught stealing truckloads of watermelon and menthol cigarettes.
     
  20. Monsieur Xavier Guildsman

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    and they usually end with a death.

    "A man arrested for frog's legs and camember heist" rarely makes the news.
     
  21. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    I scoff at you, camembert is for rank amateurs. The real black market cheese money is in Danish tilsit and English stilton. ;)
     
  22. PyroChamber Not lactose, it's milk!

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    And a tanker truck full of orange soda.
     
  23. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Too bad they cancelled Leverage; Hardison would have been all over that.
     
  24. ThePowerCosmic Hyped Up

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    Aaaaand they're black... sigh. Saw this comment and laughed, though.
     
  25. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    We don't put ranch on our chicken wings, do we? It's usually Louisiana hot sauce or Sweet Baby Ray's.
     

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