Two arrested in $65k Chicken Wing Heist

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Let's see, weed, smack, dope, bammy, reefer, hemp, pot... and that's just marijuana.

Well I'm sure some awesome names would come out if black market chicken wings were a bid deal for decades lol. There are just as many uncreative names for drugs, too. Green, glass, wax, speed, ecstasy, weed (I mean, it's an "unwanted" plant), boy, girl.

We can both be right

::walks into a party with a two ziplock bags full of wings:: Yo dawgs, I scored us some Wiiinnggggzzzz. ::monstrous applause::

I could picture this just being a commercial haha