Two arrested in $65k Chicken Wing Heist

[ThePhantasm]

Maybe they are Wingwraiths searching for the One Wing to Rule Them All.

 

[terry78]

^I thought you guys were supposed to be funny.

 

[ThePhantasm]

You used the sarcasm smiley, so I have no choice but to interpret your comment as actually meaning that I'm hilarious.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

my brain can't even formulate a punchline to this...it's just too easy lmao.

edit: ooo I found one, somewhere Spike Lee is sobbing into his pillow.

 

[chamber-music]

These guys had to be brothas

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

We don't put ranch on our chicken wings, do we? It's usually Louisiana hot sauce or Sweet Baby Ray's.

My sister loves ranch on her wings for some reason. But, yeah, I use Sweet Baby Ray's.

 

[Mike_D202]

my brain can't even formulate a punchline to this...it's just too easy lmao.

edit: ooo I found one, somewhere Spike Lee is sobbing into his pillow.

t:

 

[Marvolo]

The **** is someone going to do with that much chicken?

One palette averages out to $6500 worth. That would seem enough to keep you rolling in parties for the Super Bowl, March Madness, the NBA Finals, Wimbledon, the National Darts Championship and anything else for years. What gives? Is there an underground market for frozen chicken wings?

They were probably going to keep some and sell the rest at a reduced price.

 

[Warhammer]

Aw man, they just had to be black too.

Not surprised, although when I saw this the first thing I thought was "don't let them be black".

That was my first thought..ugh jeez

My people...my people.

Dave Chappelle just wrote 100 new jokes in the last 30 minutes.

we love our chicken

Aaaaand they're black... sigh. Saw this comment and laughed, though.

These guys had to be brothas

I just had to quote all of these. This article made me feel so embarrassed. Goodness gracious.

We don't put ranch on our chicken wings, do we? It's usually Louisiana hot sauce or Sweet Baby Ray's.

Yep, you're damn skippy. Louisiana hot sauce most definitely.

 

[Warhammer]

The **** is someone going to do with that much chicken?

One palette averages out to $6500 worth. That would seem enough to keep you rolling in parties for the Super Bowl, March Madness, the NBA Finals, Wimbledon, the National Darts Championship and anything else for years. What gives? Is there an underground market for frozen chicken wings?

Hahaha, my thought exactly. How many freezers would it even take to stock all that chicken?

 

[Piper Maru]

Suddenly I'm in the mood for hot wings and ranch.

 

[Victarion]

We don't put ranch on our chicken wings, do we? It's usually Louisiana hot sauce or Sweet Baby Ray's.

I thought it was mayo?

 

[terry78]

Ugh. Disgusting.

 

[antsman41]

Abed needs to teach these guys a lesson...

 

[Darthphere]

I just need to know why.

 

[Brain Damage]

Because munchies.

 

[Trimmings]

How would one even go about purchasing black market chicken wings? Just walk down random alleys holding a bottle of ranch until someone approaches you?

 

[Mike_D202]

"Pssst....pssst...I got what you need!"

 

[Casius--J]

Black People we need to do better.....sigh

 

[kane9321]

I thought it was mayo?

NO

 

[DarkSovereignty]

"Pssst....pssst...I got what you need!"

I wonder what the street name would be...

 

[Thundercrack85]

You can't make this stuff up.

 

[Trimmings]

I'd go with wingz. or Tyson. That's about how clever most drug names are lol

 

[DarkSovereignty]

::walks into a party with a two ziplock bags full of wings:: Yo dawgs, I scored us some Wiiinnggggzzzz. ::monstrous applause::

 

[Thundercrack85]

I'd go with wingz. or Tyson. That's about how clever most drug names are lol

Let's see, weed, smack, dope, bammy, reefer, hemp, pot... and that's just marijuana.