US woman sets up naked cleaning business

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Melbourne, May 31 (ANI): A woman from the US Town of Omaha, Nebraska, has set up a cleaning business, which will have her doing chores in the nude.

According to the Omaha World-Herald, the service was advertised in a flyer distributed to homes in parts of Omaha last week, and it offered different rates for "topless", "bottomless" or "nude" cleaning services.

The business is called ODD'Z and EN'Z Janitorial and More and advertises "house cleaning and more . . . in plain or exotic professional attire," as well as cooking services and childcare.

Nude cleaning starts at 125 dollars and for nude cleaning with "satisfaction" the price is 175 dollars.

The woman who owns the business and does the cleaning denied she is a prostitute, saying she was merely providing entertainment while earning a living cleaning houses.

According to Omaha city prosecutor Marty Conboy, cleaning a house in the nude while others watched would constitute a nude "performance" which is illegal in Nebraska.

"Any performance involving nudity is technically illegal," News.com.au quoted him as saying.

"If it's a display or performance, it's considered obscene," he stated.

Carroll has been cleaning house for two years but said the nude twist was only a new development after a client asked if she could wear exotic clothes while cleaning.

"There's no limit on cleaning and fun. I don't want to be close-minded," she added. (ANI)

http://in.news.yahoo.com/139/20100531/888/twl-us-woman-sets-up-naked-cleaning-busi_1.html
 
I can see the sequel to this thread:

"Naked Cleaning Service woman raped on the job."
 
I can see the sequel to this thread:

"Naked Cleaning Service woman raped on the job."


Holy ****! LMAO! You never cease to amaze me hahaha :hehe:
 
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The real question is she clean? Lady parts would be nice to look at while she dusts my TV, but I don't want her sitting on the furniture if she doesn't keep her downstairs as clean as my downstairs.
 
God, or whatever existant or nonexistant diety, bless America and this woman.

:cap: :cap: :cap:
 
This type of service has been around for longer than most of the posters on this board have been alive.
 
If a man has a good pimp hand, he doesn't need this service because he already has a wife willing to clean in the nude while fixing sandwiches.
 
If a man has a good pimp hand, he doesn't need this service because he already has a wife willing to clean in the nude while fixing sandwiches.

That's messed up but at the same time...:awesome:
 
The woman who was fired from Citibank for being too hot needs a job, so........:cwink:
 
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It's like she got the idea from watching pr0n or something :p
 
It is the darndest thing.

Reading this article I suddenly realised how badly my home needs the attentions of a cleaning proffessional:awesome:

I did the same for my "pizza guy" routine. Didn't work, now I can't live within 200 feet of a school.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::awesome:
 
As observed on Seinfeld, there are certain things we are not meant to do naked. Cleaning is definitely one of them.
 
I assume a naked house cleaner would have to be thoroughly waxed/shaven so as not to leave any short & curlies behind while cleaning.
 
The business is called ODD'Z and EN'Z Janitorial and More and advertises "house cleaning and more . . . in plain or exotic professional attire," as well as cooking services and childcare.


That is the type of nanny anyone wants as a kid!!!!:o
 
When I read this thread title, I thought "Naked Maid!" My mind immediately went this direction...

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But then I thought about what maids look like in real life...


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