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US woman sets up naked cleaning business

When I read this thread title, I thought "Naked Maid!" My mind immediately went this direction...

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But then I thought about what maids look like in real life...


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Porn is always ruining our perceptions of reality.:csad:
 
We need more Lemon Pledge.
 
Porn is always ruining our perceptions of reality.:csad:

True. It's like the perception of the "sexy nurse." You imagine nurses in these form-fitting all white outfits with these little white hats on their heads and high-heel shoes, but real nurses wear floral scrubs and orthopedic shoes. Also, your nurse is more likely to be crotchety and in her 60's than a 20-something Latina who wants to give you a spongebath.
 
Omaha? That's only an hour from here. I wonder if they travel? :awesome:

edit: $175 an hour!? Nevermind. Maybe they're hiring?
 
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True. It's like the perception of the "sexy nurse." You imagine nurses in these form-fitting all white outfits with these little white hats on their heads and high-heel shoes, but real nurses wear floral scrubs and orthopedic shoes. Also, your nurse is more likely to be crotchety and in her 60's than a 20-something Latina who wants to give you a spongebath.

Reality is so cruel :csad:
 
What exactly will she be cleaning?:awesome:

I've never understood why everyone is so uptight about nudity. We've all got the same body parts, and we all know what the opposite sex's body part looks like, so what's all the fuss?

Parents would rather let their children watch violence on tv i.e action orientated shows-which is the destruction of life, rather than let them watch two ppl making out on tv - which is basically the creation of life. The logic in that boggles me.:huh:
 
Personally, I wouldn't want a naked person cleaning my house. Ew.
 
WTF!!! I live in Omaha. How did I not hear about this!!! This is awesome......until I saw her picture. Then it was :(
 
How come women that have no business being naked are always the ones trying to be naked?
 
Let's be honest, there's not much else going on in Omaha. I think its a great idea. LOL.
 
When I read this thread title, I thought "Naked Maid!" My mind immediately went this direction...

maid.jpg



But then I thought about what maids look like in real life...


realmaid.jpg

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Cleaning chemicals and exposed genitals do not mix well. This can only end in pain.
 

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