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Warning concerning Civil War #4

hippie_hunter said:
You just want him because he can stretch his penis without the need for drinking any Gingold or acting like a complete ****** :o

If I wanted a big strong man who would obviously have a big male organ, I'd just go for Cap'n America or Tony Stark.

Reed Richards on the other hand is a whole other level of man. A genius who lives for his science as I live for mine, dead f'ing sexy gray streaks in his hair (I'm a total sucker for those), and he thinks pretty much everything through.
 
Mistress Gluon said:
If I wanted a big strong man who would obviously have a big male organ, I'd just go for Cap'n America or Tony Stark.

Reed Richards on the other hand is a whole other level of man. A genius who lives for his science as I live for mine, dead f'ing sexy gray streaks in his hair (I'm a total sucker for those), and he thinks pretty much everything through.

But Captain America and Tony Stark don't have elastic penises :whatever:
 
hippie_hunter said:
But Captain America and Tony Stark don't have elastic penises :whatever:

You know the Cap's got the goods, and Tony could easily build himself a hydraulic one. There's more to men than that. ^_^ That's probably why my relationships continue to fail, my refusal of sex. lol
 
The Leaguer said:
[blackout]Snape kills Dumbledore.[/blackout]

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Mistress Gluon said:
You know the Cap's got the goods, and Tony could easily build himself a hydraulic one. There's more to men than that. ^_^ That's probably why my relationships continue to fail, my refusal of sex. lol

Big deal. Everyone has a hydraulic penis these days. Even I have one :o
 
Mistress Gluon said:
You know the Cap's got the goods, and Tony could easily build himself a hydraulic one. There's more to men than that. ^_^ That's probably why my relationships continue to fail, my refusal of sex. lol


I dont know about Cap...you know what they say about guys who take steroids
 
roach said:
I dont know about Cap...you know what they say about guys who take steroids

But he doesn't have man breasts, or random violent outbursts which are common. So I'll just assume. Either way, it doesn't matter. And since Bill Nye is off the market (regrettably) I'll just lust for Richards.
 
Mistress Gluon said:
But he doesn't have man breasts, or random violent outbursts which are common. So I'll just assume. Either way, it doesn't matter. And since Bill Nye is off the market (regrettably) I'll just lust for Richards.

Man Breasts
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Random Violent Outburst + starting fights
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roach said:
I dont know about Cap...you know what they say about guys who take steroids

I think what has her under the spell is that the serum supposedly made Rogers peak human in everything.
 
Yeah, you seriously do not want to read that.
 
hippie_hunter said:
Man Breasts
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Random Violent Outburst + starting fights
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And once again I am reminded why Hippie Hunter kicks so much ass.
 
Okay, here's the truth about issue 4:

[blackout]It's not going to be worth the wait.[/blackout]
 
I think I can safely assume what is going to happen in Civil War #4...and damn I can't believe they would go through with that.
 

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