Wash Your Nasty-Ass Hands!!11!

[Lightning Strykez!]

Some people may consider me crazy but...

...I won't even use handles on doors in public places if I can help it. ESPECIALLY during flu season. I'll use my coat sleeve, a napkin, a bag--whatever I have--and wrap it around the handle just so I don't contract something. And I definitely always use something to open public restroom doors.

Do I sound crazy?

 

[Son Of Logan]

I by no means a germaphobe, but if you use the toilet, for gods sakes wash your hands. Just stick them under running water for three seconds just to amuse me. Don't just walk out of the bathroom with piss sprinkles on your fingers.

 

[kainedamo]

I by no means a germaphobe, but if you use the toilet, for gods sakes wash your hands. Just stick them under running water for three seconds just to amuse me. Don't just walk out of the bathroom with piss sprinkles on your fingers.

Some guys think if their hands don't touch their penis then its okay

 

[Hades]

Some people may consider me crazy but...

...I won't even use handles on doors in public places if I can help it. ESPECIALLY during flu season. I'll use my coat sleeve, a napkin, a bag--whatever I have--and wrap it around the handle just so I don't contract something. And I definitely always use something to open public restroom doors.

Do I sound crazy?

I do the same thing...

 

[Lackey]

I find it funny how many people are uptight about this sort of thing. You know how much filth you got into as a kid and yet still got sick the same amount as anyone else. You know those kids that had parents that were really anal about stuff like this ("my mom said I can't do that because..."), and they still got sick all the time, maybe even more than you "normal" kids did. And you'd just laugh at them and think they were ******ed.

Now, you're an adult and think you know a thing or two about germs and staying clean and are way too paranoid, yet you still get a cold and/or flu just like everyone else. You still get the occasion stomach bug. And somehow you think washing your hands constantly, using hand sanitizer, and being overall paranoid about germs is doing any good whatsoever.

I wish some of you could take microbiology and parasitology classes. You'd either become so paranoid that you'd live in plastic bubble or you'd just decide to stop being so paranoid since it doesn't do any good.

 

[Immortalfire]

There is a delicate line between being cautious, and being Bill Murray in "What About Bob?". Be careful how you tread that line.

 

[ang_hulk]

unexceptable.If ever in the resort we caught somone doing that we brough it out at meetings,if it was a guy they got a space helmet as well(pot or lexan container shoved on there head and wed beat it with a wooden spoon,it had to be something major like a steward or server doing it for it to be metal but plastic wasnt much better.Its aweful and completely unexceptable.the most common excuse was "i forgot",hopefull after there ears stop ringing it wouldent happen again.one of the sauce's tossed a pat of warm butter onto the shoulder of a female server as she left,the next day she tried to get him to pay to get it out of her car seat.

 

[kainedamo]

I find it funny how many people are uptight about this sort of thing. You know how much filth you got into as a kid and yet still got sick the same amount as anyone else. You know those kids that had parents that were really anal about stuff like this ("my mom said I can't do that because..."), and they still got sick all the time, maybe even more than you "normal" kids did. And you'd just laugh at them and think they were ******ed.

Now, you're an adult and think you know a thing or two about germs and staying clean and are way too paranoid, yet you still get a cold and/or flu just like everyone else. You still get the occasion stomach bug. And somehow you think washing your hands constantly, using hand sanitizer, and being overall paranoid about germs is doing any good whatsoever.

I wish some of you could take microbiology and parasitology classes. You'd either become so paranoid that you'd live in plastic bubble or you'd just decide to stop being so paranoid since it doesn't do any good.

Now, washing your hands after using the toilet isn't paranoid. It just makes good clean sense. I like how your post pretty much translates as "I'm a guy that thinks I don't have to wash my hands after doing pee pee, and my favourite excuse is the 'everyone gets sick anyway cleanliness is over-rated' excuse". Dude, you're spreading your nasty germs all over the place, and yes you ARE making other people sick. MRSA doesn't spread by itself. It's inconsiderate, and yes, rather rather stupid not to wash your hands in the toilet. Especially public toilets. And what about E Coli?? You're not a scientist. Don't pretend like you are. If you knew ANYTHING about germs (like you're pretending you do) you'd know how EASILY germs spread and how important it is to wash your hands regularly. Your hands come into contact with all sorts of things throughout the day. Germs in the kitchen, in the toilet, etc etc. You're a complete fool if you think not washing your hands isn't going to spread your germs to other people (like children, or old people) and make people sick!

The idiocy is almost, or just as equivalent to someone saying they don't need to brush their teeth regularly. Or someone saying they don't need to wear a condom when having sex with a complete stranger.

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/features/hand-washing-101

Read that link. Educate yourself. Don't PRETEND like you know what you're talking about.

 

[JStorm]

There is a delicate line between being cautious, and being Bill Murray in "What About Bob?". Be careful how you tread that line.

Fecal Freak.

 

[sinewave]

Some people may consider me crazy but...

...I won't even use handles on doors in public places if I can help it. ESPECIALLY during flu season. I'll use my coat sleeve, a napkin, a bag--whatever I have--and wrap it around the handle just so I don't contract something. And I definitely always use something to open public restroom doors.

Do I sound crazy?

i'm the same exact way.

while we're on the topic of pooping at work, there's someone in my building who we've dubbed "the phantom pooper" because at least twice one of us has walked into the bathroom only to find a fresh log floating in the toilet. i've encountered unflushed toilets before, but the grossest part of this little story is the fact that not only did the person not flush their shyte, but there was no toilet paper in the bowl. i can only imagine whoever did it just sat down, squeezed one out, pulled up their pants and walked out the door. that's ****ing disgusting. i've got my suspicions that it's my co-worker who sits righ behind me. he's notorious digging around in his nose, ears, scalp and butt crack. just abysmal personal hygene habits. needless to say i'm extremely liberal with the hand sanitizer whenever he's around and i avoid sitting in any seat he's sat in.

 

[Lackey]

Now, washing your hands after using the toilet isn't paranoid. It just makes good clean sense. I like how your post pretty much translates as "I'm a guy that thinks I don't have to wash my hands after doing pee pee, and my favourite excuse is the 'everyone gets sick anyway cleanliness is over-rated' excuse". Dude, you're spreading your nasty germs all over the place, and yes you ARE making other people sick. MRSA doesn't spread by itself. It's inconsiderate, and yes, rather rather stupid not to wash your hands in the toilet. Especially public toilets. And what about E Coli?? You're not a scientist. Don't pretend like you are. If you knew ANYTHING about germs (like you're pretending you do) you'd know how EASILY germs spread and how important it is to wash your hands regularly. Your hands come into contact with all sorts of things throughout the day. Germs in the kitchen, in the toilet, etc etc. You're a complete fool if you think not washing your hands isn't going to spread your germs to other people (like children, or old people) and make people sick!

The idiocy is almost, or just as equivalent to someone saying they don't need to brush their teeth regularly. Or someone saying they don't need to wear a condom when having sex with a complete stranger.

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/features/hand-washing-101

Read that link. Educate yourself. Don't PRETEND like you know what you're talking about.

Wow, what a huge idiot you are.


"What about E. Coli?"
Hahaha, what an idiot. Oh no, what about the bird flu and mad cow disease, too.

Don't read into what's not there. There's a difference between being cautious and sanitary and being paranoid, but clearly an idiot like you doesn't know the difference.

 

[kainedamo]

Wow, what a huge idiot you are.


"What about E. Coli?"
Hahaha, what an idiot. Oh no, what about the bird flu and mad cow disease, too.

Don't read into what's not there. There's a difference between being cautious and sanitary and being paranoid, but clearly an idiot like you doesn't know the difference.

They had to close down a factory in Britain because of bird flu. And the BSE crisis was a very real thing in the 90s. So I have NO idea why you're bringing those things up.

Oh, but how quickly you resort to personal insults.

You didn't read my link You have no desire to educate yourself on this matter. And you ignored most of my points. No desire to debate with someone who 1) flies off the handle like an angry maniac and 2) someone who is completely wrong and has no desire to even learn.

But just in case you DO have some brain cells working, here is another link for you. Oh heck, have two links that recommend washing your hands to avoid infection...

http://familydoctor.org/242.xml

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hand-washing/HQ00407

And if you are still not satisfied, do a google search on "e coli" "wash your hands". Yeah, about a kazillion websites that say it is a good idea to wash your hands regularly.

 

[JP]

I'm the same way LS. I try not to touch the knobs either. But for me, it is less about germs and more of the fact that Public Bathrooms, especially male ones, are just plain gross. There sticky icky nasty goo all over the place. I don't want to touch that.

I find it funny how many people are uptight about this sort of thing. You know how much filth you got into as a kid and yet still got sick the same amount as anyone else. You know those kids that had parents that were really anal about stuff like this ("my mom said I can't do that because..."), and they still got sick all the time, maybe even more than you "normal" kids did. And you'd just laugh at them and think they were ******ed.

Now, you're an adult and think you know a thing or two about germs and staying clean and are way too paranoid, yet you still get a cold and/or flu just like everyone else. You still get the occasion stomach bug. And somehow you think washing your hands constantly, using hand sanitizer, and being overall paranoid about germs is doing any good whatsoever.

I wish some of you could take microbiology and parasitology classes. You'd either become so paranoid that you'd live in plastic bubble or you'd just decide to stop being so paranoid since it doesn't do any good.

Are you saying that freaking out over someones blatant neglect to wash their hands after doing the doodoo is stupid?

 

[Lackey]

Oh, but how quickly you resort to personal insults.

You resorted to personal insults, idiot.
I see you do this all the time here and then you want to take the high ground after the fact. Everyone who's spent anytime on the hype knows what a complete idiot you are, just a quick glance at the thread you've made proves it.

1) flies off the handle like an angry maniac

That's what you did.
You have a lot of angst built up that comes out through a lot of your post. You probably just need to get laid really bad.

But just in case you DO have some brain cells working, here is another link for you. Oh heck, have two links that recommend washing your hands to avoid infection...

http://familydoctor.org/242.xml

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hand-washing/HQ00407

I never said you should never wash your hands. Maybe if you spent your spare time reading instead of hanging out in bars fighting with girls, you wouldn't be so stupid.

 

[kainedamo]

Are you saying that freaking out over someones blatant neglect to wash their hands after doing the doodoo is stupid?

Don't worry about it. I proved him wrong. Whether or not he can accept that he is wrong is another question. I look forward to seeing if he'll ignorantly continue the argument, if he'll have evidence to back up his side of the argument, or even semblance of logic.

 

[kainedamo]

You resorted to personal insults, idiot.
I see you do this all the time here and then you want to take the high ground after the fact. Everyone who's spent anytime on the hype knows what a complete idiot you are, just a quick glance at the thread you've made proves it.



That's what you did.
You have a lot of angst built up that comes out through a lot of your post. You probably just need to get laid really bad.



I never said you should never wash your hands. Maybe if you spent your spare time reading instead of hanging out in bars fighting with girls, you wouldn't be so stupid.

Number 1) You're trying to backtrack 'cause you lost the argument. You DO have to wash your hands regularly, after all. And E Coli is a REAL thing that people can become infected by. Why you laughed that one off when I brought that up, who knows.

Number 2) I've come to the realisation that about 90% of the people on the Hype aren't very capable of adult discussion and have a very immature view of the world.

There is a vast difference between saying "your argument is stupid" and "you're stupid".

Also, about me. Something that about half or more of the posters of the Hype don't get is, about half my topics I'm poking fun at myself. Over time, it's sort of become "cool" to make fun of me, even if what's being said isn't particularly clever or whatever. So, I can't have a discussion without the same usual suspects being all like "you're stupid anyway, Kaine!" or something, even though I posted links and nothing I said to you wasn't the complete TRUTH.

 

[Lackey]

Are you saying that freaking out over someones blatant neglect to wash their hands after doing the doodoo is stupid?

Freaking out over it is a bit much, yeah.

It's gross, definitely, and if that were someone serving food, I wouldn't eat there.

I mean, realistically, you have to treat every person's hand you shake as if they didn't wash it after going to the bathroom.

 

[Lackey]

Number 1) You're trying to backtrack 'cause you lost the argument. You DO have to wash your hands regularly, after all.

I never said you should never wash your hands. You're the one that jumped to that conclusion like the idiot you are.

Remember this: "there's a difference between being cautious and sanitary and being paranoid"

Are you too stupid to know what that means?

Number 2) I've come to the realisation that about 90% of the people on the Hype aren't very capable of adult discussion and have a very immature view of the world.

I'm sorry, but you're number one on that list.

There is a vast difference between saying "your argument is stupid" and "you're stupid".

Read your first response again, or do I have to point it out for you?

 

[Lackey]

Also, about me. Something that about half or more of the posters of the Hype don't get is, about half my topics I'm poking fun at myself.

Now who's backtracking

 

[JP]

Freaking out over it is a bit much, yeah.

It's gross, definitely, and if that were someone serving food, I wouldn't eat there.

I mean, realistically, you have to treat every person's hand you shake as if they didn't wash it after going to the bathroom.

If you think about it that would, in a sense, be a state of paranoia.

But man is always oblivious to what he isn't aware of.

 

[tzarinna]

I mean **** -- I wash my hands BEFORE and AFTER I use the restroom!

Same here.

*I think that guy was suffering from some temporary euphoria from finally freeing the demon within. Yeah,that's why he forgot to wash.

 

[Super_Child]

Some people may consider me crazy but...

...I won't even use handles on doors in public places if I can help it. ESPECIALLY during flu season. I'll use my coat sleeve, a napkin, a bag--whatever I have--and wrap it around the handle just so I don't contract something. And I definitely always use something to open public restroom doors.

Do I sound crazy?

Its not crazy its just good sense. I do all of those things too.

 

[kainedamo]

I never said you should never wash your hands. You're the one that jumped to that conclusion like the idiot you are.

Remember this: "there's a difference between being cautious and sanitary and being paranoid"

Are you too stupid to know what that means?

Has anyone else noticed that for the last few posts, Lackey has been throwing around the words "stupid" and "idiot" like there was no tomorrow? Typical Hype thing to do. When I said the word stupid in my first post to you in this thread, it was indirect.

It's inconsiderate, and yes, rather rather stupid not to wash your hands in the toilet.

Is that what you're crying over? I'm saying it's stupid not to wash your hands in the toilet (bathroom). I'm not saying YOU'RE stupid.

You're a complete fool if you think not washing your hands isn't going to spread your germs to other people

Notice the important use of the word IF!! IF you think washing your hands isn't going to spread germs. Is this really why you're throwing a hissy fit? Did you have a good cry in the bathroom, and then not wash your hands? Also, look at my edited post I added a bit more.


Lackey's FIRST line in response to me...

Wow, what a huge idiot you are.

And you don't see the difference??

Well done for acting like a crybaby.

I win. Again.

 

[Lackey]

But man is always oblivious to what he isn't aware of.

Exactly.

And when you do become aware, you can either become super paranoid or just keep doing what you normally do and not let it interfere with your life.


I took microbiology in college and once in the lab I thoroughly disinfected my hand and then rinsed it in acetone and I was still able to produce a bacterial culture from it. You can never completely get rid of those guys.
That's why those hand sanitizers say "kills 99%" of germs instead of 100%. Then of course you got those anti-bacterial items that are just making bacteria harder to kill.

 

[Lackey]

Has anyone else noticed that for the last few posts, Lackey has been throwing around the words "stupid" and "idiot" like there was no tomorrow? Typical Hype thing to do. When I said the word stupid in my first post to you in this thread, it was indirect.



Is that what you're crying over? I'm saying it's stupid not to wash your hands in the toilet (bathroom). I'm not saying YOU'RE stupid.



Notice the important use of the word IF!! IF you think washing your hands isn't going to spread germs. Is this really why you're throwing a hissy fit? Did you have a good cry in the bathroom, and then not wash your hands? Also, look at my edited post I added a bit more.


Lackey's FIRST line in response to me...



And you don't see the difference??

Well done for acting like a crybaby.

I win. Again.

You're the one crying over insults, remember? "how quickly you resort to personal insults"
Like that's some taboo thing to do. Oh no, you're insulting me!
If you actually had a valid point instead of trying to start an argument over something I never said, then maybe I wouldn't have insulted you, but I have no problem calling an idiot and idiot.
You're the one that has to check with everyone else if it's okay to insult someone (and then quickly run away like a coward).

You want to throw insults at me, you're not going to hurt my feelings, and I'm just fine with calling you out on your stupidity.