Watch the police and the tax man miss me, I'm Mobile!

Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by Herr Logan, Apr 26, 2005.

  1. Dr.Fear Registered

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    spending ur parents money?
     
  2. Herr Logan Registered

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    Considering I'm still in college with no job, yeah.

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  3. Cullen Registered

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    I had something to say
    but senility took it away
    Oh what a day
    But that's okay
     
  4. Herr Logan Registered

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    What the... that's not what your post said before I clicked the "quote" button!! :eek:

    Playin' games with me like that ain't a good idea, old man. I get 15 points for each geriatric pedestrian that gets bumper-smacked! :mad:

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  5. Cullen Registered

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    And I would deserve it too... sorry about that. It was a case of "Now that's not as funny as when I wrote it." I had hope to catch it before anyone saw it... Old age has slooooown meeeeeee doooooown.

    Which just makes running me down all the easier. :)
     
  6. Herr Logan Registered

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    I'd only get 7 points extra for backing over you after I run you down the first time, but that's still worth it. :)

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  7. Holly Goodhead Registered

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    lets go for a ride Herr
     
  8. Hunter Rider Ronin

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    congrats herr,fight the power:venom: :up:
     
  9. Herr Logan Registered

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    Sure thing, Princess. Just hope I don't get lost in the woods (again) while you're in the car. The other day I had plenty of groceries. This time, you'd be the only sustenance available. :)

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  10. Herr Logan Registered

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    Thanks, Hunter. :cool:

    Consider it fought. :up:

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  11. Holly Goodhead Registered

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    i hope its stick shift
     
  12. Herr Logan Registered

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    It sure as hell isn't, but you can still shift the stick anyway, darlin'.

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  13. Head>On<Collider Registered

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    ATTENTION ALL CELL PHONE ADVERTIZERS
    you too can reach this prime demographic!
    :D:up:
     
  14. Holly Goodhead Registered

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    well you better buckle in, im a fast driver
     
  15. Herr Logan Registered

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    Damn right. I'm one fine piece o' demographic right here. :cool:

    You know, I had intended not to answer or use my cell phone while in the car unless it was an emergency, or at least until I was comfortable with driving. I was weaving on the road quite a bit while my woman was helping me find my way back to the path of the righteous. I can't find that God damn earpiece that came with my phone. I hope I don't have to buy one. Then again, I can just take my free-loading, college boy hand and reach for my dad's credit card and make things right with the world again.

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  16. Cullen Registered

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    If I had a dollar for ever time someone said that to me...
     
  17. Herr Logan Registered

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    You could buy me a new car??

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  18. Head>On<Collider Registered

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    :o just don't let any of those human vultures driving those tow trucks see you using that card.... They're usually well networked...:(
     
  19. Herr Logan Registered

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    My woman got her car towed a few weeks ago. We had to take the Metrorail and get a cab to get it back, and we actually shared a cab with a couple who'd gotten their car towed from the same lot. While my girlfriend had parked her car in a small, nearly empty parking lot and just walked away without buying anything at the shoe store or Smoothy King (the only two stores the lot was legally good for), this other couple actually came into the shoe store and intended to go back to buy something. Their towing report claimed it was towed at 11:00am, when they hadn't even arrived until 12:30pm, and when they asked to see the original record, I knew the towing people would say "no." They might sue, and I hope those vultures get "vultched" themselves.

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  20. Head>On<Collider Registered

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    Oh yeah, it never has, does not, nor ever will matter what town you're in, or what part of the country you're in, they're all the same. Even more predictable than all the traffic "ticket masters"..... :mad:
    :( Human weasels I tell you! The only thing that makes them remotely human is the fact that they do their extortioning out in the open while everyone else does it behind smiles, legal jargon, and the use of the words, "We as a company go by the following policies....." ....not that they have any excuse, it's just that it makes them just a little more above swine... :o
     
  21. Herr Logan Registered

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    The thing about legal weaselry is, it works both ways. I don't think the couple I talked about before actually said anything at the impound building about a lawsuit, but just the mention of a lawsuit from a person who'd been wronged in Bethesda, MD scares most people.

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  22. Head>On<Collider Registered

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    Like they say, FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!!!! < (from an old Metallica song.....)
     
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    Congrats, Herr. If all goes according to plan, I too should have my license by the end of the year.
     
  24. Herr Logan Registered

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    Kick ass, Snazzy. :up:

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  25. Herr Logan Registered

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    Anybody else here been stalked on AIM by immature, trolling cowards before? I just had a Hype user under the AIM screenname of Porkus64 attempt to "educate" me and order me about. Anyone else either talk to this guy or had a similar experience? I was just really disappointed when the little smegmalith turned tail and run rather than tell me their Hype name and level with me about whatever problem he had with me. I hate it when cognitive midgets with no spine bite off more than they can chew with me and don't even let me know what motivated them to pester me in the first place.

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