Well got a girl pregnent

[DOG LIPS]

also, whatever happend to Master Bruce

He went to prison for attacking Tom Cruise at some awards show. Groped him real good, too.

 

[The BatDude]

He went to prison for attacking Tom Cruise at some awards show. Groped him real good, too.

He punched Tom's nipples real hard.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

do we know if she was scamming yet? or anything?

*sighs*

i want news

 

[Enzyme]

Out of NOWHERE, she says she's pregnant and now he's talking about marraige and putting on this happy face. I just shook my head the other day when he told me his girlfriend made him throw out all the beer in his fridge and told him he's not allowed to buy comics or video games anymore and that he now has a set amount of time he can play his PS2 every day. I think inside, he's really really upset.

Not as upset as he will be when she cheats on him. Tell him to Man-Up and take control.

 

[Lackey]

He went to prison for attacking Tom Cruise at some awards show. Groped him real good, too.

I can't help but feel responsible

 

[DarthRekal]

matt leinart is that you!

 

[celldog]

Yep, I got a girl pregnent and I have no idea what I am gonna do. We where safe and everything and she was my first. Now I am frightened cause I dont have the money or means to support her and a child right now. Plus my parents reactions. My life has just changed so fast and i dont know what to do. Just had to write it somewhere cause IO needed to get it out

Also, how long does it take a girl to know she is pregnent, cause this only took 2 days.

My advice??? Get as far away from these boards as you can. No one will give you good advice. There's no such thing as "safe sex". You unfortunately found out the hard way.
Abstinance is the only thing that works.

I wish you, the mother, and baby well.

 

[Corinthian™]

My advice??? Get as far away from these boards as you can. No one will give you good advice. There's no such thing as "safe sex". You unfortunately found out the hard way.
Abstinance is the only thing that works.

I wish you, the mother, and baby well.

uhm... Vasectomy? Testicular cancer? Getting your nads blown via shotgun?

 

[celldog]

uhm... Vasectomy? Testicular cancer? Getting your nads blown via shotgun?

Very mature.......

That's why I said don't come here for advice.

 

[Corinthian™]

Very mature.......

That's why I said don't come here for advice.

you are talking with the guy with the Hello-Kitty/Cthulhu hybrid as an avatar... you can't expect more than Flight Club and Pulp Fiction refferences to prove my point that you suck at life

nyuk nyuk

 

[DOG LIPS]

Corinthian™ is going to be the host body for my litter of Satan-Puppies™.

 

[Corinthian™]

Corinthian™ is going to be the host body for my litter of Satan-Puppies™.

Brought to you by Ironic 'R' Us™

 

[Daisy]

He's still around here posting.

While I know we'd all like an update... I'm guessing we can assume that either a) she wasn't pregnant and simply freaked out as was suggested or b) she was, but when confronted fessed up that it wasn't his and she wasn't the virgin she had claimed to be.

Otherwise, he'd be a daddy as of last month.

Or option C - my vote - it was a total scam on DH's part to begin with.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Bump uglies with gurl from across water.
Throgg get gurl praygnunt

 

[unstoppable]

take care of it you idiot

 

[Whirlysplat]

Yep, I got a girl pregnent and I have no idea what I am gonna do. We where safe and everything and she was my first. Now I am frightened cause I dont have the money or means to support her and a child right now. Plus my parents reactions. My life has just changed so fast and i dont know what to do. Just had to write it somewhere cause IO needed to get it out

Also, how long does it take a girl to know she is pregnent, cause this only took 2 days.

Cuckold, wear the horns!

- Whirly

 

[Alpha and Omega]

 

[wiegeabo]

He's still around here posting.

While I know we'd all like an update... I'm guessing we can assume that either a) she wasn't pregnant and simply freaked out as was suggested or b) she was, but when confronted fessed up that it wasn't his and she wasn't the virgin she had claimed to be.

Otherwise, he'd be a daddy as of last month.

Or option C - my vote - it was a total scam on DH's part to begin with.

That should be a poll.

 

[War Lord]

Has the kid gone to college yet?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I already did that joke.
It's kind of accepted Hype etiquette to go ahead and, when you log on, first look at all Wilhelm posts from the previous day to catch up with all of the jokes and comments so you don't commit the faux pas of biting my styles.
That'd be great, thanks.

 

[War Lord]

I already did that joke.
It's kind of accepted Hype etiquette to go ahead and, when you log on, first look at all Wilhelm posts from the previous day to catch up with all of the jokes and comments so you don't commit the faux pas of biting my styles.
That'd be great, thanks.

I'm not going to read 17 pages to find one crappy joke and I'm not going to go through 1700 of your posts to find that one gem of a joke.

If you want people to see your jokes, put them in your sig.

 

[Jerry]

Yep, I got a girl pregnent and I have no idea what I am gonna do. We where safe and everything and she was my first. Now I am frightened cause I dont have the money or means to support her and a child right now. Plus my parents reactions. My life has just changed so fast and i dont know what to do. Just had to write it somewhere cause IO needed to get it out

Also, how long does it take a girl to know she is pregnent, cause this only took 2 days.

Learn from this. Caring about a person is one thing. Screwing a **** is an entirely different story. You set yourself up for this one. She probably was already pregnant. Everyone should learn from this idiot.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

^
Doomed_Hero: But, but, she said it was just a pudge, ya know, babyfat!

Doomed_Hero's Father: . . .

Doomed_Hero's Mother: Honey, how many times have I told you! These young women are desperate for make-shift families.

Doomed_Hero: I screwed up. I know, but I was desperate for a make-shift good time.

Doomed_Hero's Mother: Now you've got 18 yrs to think about why it was a mistake.

Doomed_Hero: Livin' lovin' maid, she's just a woman.

Doomed_Hero's Father: Heh, heh, . . . *sees glare of mother* . . . er, that's besides the point young man. [Jerry]Learn from this. Caring about a person is one thing. Screwing a **** is an entirely different story. You set yourself up for this one. She probably was already pregnant.[/Jerry] . . . . .Just like she who shall remain unspoken of. *stares at dm's livid, yet distracted mother*

Ahem:

is no one concerned that someone that actually made a hype thread entitled "I got a girl pregnent" got a girl pregnant?

Doomed_Hero's Mother: I AM! I don't post on the hype, but my son will surely be. . . .

as I change his kid's diapers, go through feeding sessions, and become yet another middle-aged grandparent. *sigh* Life.

Doomed_Hero: You're telling me. I should've listened to you dad when you told me that two minutes wasn't worth it.

*breaks down crying*​

Doomed_Hero's Father: *smiles because his bottle is only half empty*

*minutes later, it's all gone. . . just like his life. . . and now, that of his sons*

 

[Darren Daring]

He's still around here posting.

While I know we'd all like an update... I'm guessing we can assume that either a) she wasn't pregnant and simply freaked out as was suggested or b) she was, but when confronted fessed up that it wasn't his and she wasn't the virgin she had claimed to be.

Otherwise, he'd be a daddy as of last month.

Or option C - my vote - it was a total scam on DH's part to begin with.

To cynicism!

 

[kane9321]

dying for an update