I was with a friend today and he brought along this other friend who I hadn't met. And we're sitting in my friends car, and this guy takes out his mobile phone, and he starts playing these sound clips of himself playing guitar and singing. And he's just sitting there, with this cocky grin on his face. And he's saying stuff like "yeah... yeah, what do you think of that riff there??". And my friend says "that's better than the last one". Then the guy shows me pictures on his phone. Real posery guy. You know, like one of those emo guys?? With his hair like so, giving the camera a moody look, putting his arm across his chest and onto his shoulder. One of the pics was black and white. Then, he plays sound clips of him and his friends doing songs joking around. It was all choreographed, with some of them humming, some of them banging stuff, and crap like that. One of the songs one of them was just shouting over and over through the whole thing "KEVEN BACON! KEVIN BACON!". And I'm sitting there thinking, that isn't funny, that's just stupid. Is it just me or is this guy full of himself? I hate guys like this. Yeah... um... replace "friend" with Vicki, and "guy I haven't met" with Dan, who I've met about 4 or 5 times now. So... what experiences with pretentious *******s have you had?