What if SHH Members Lived Together in a Mansion?

[RLAAMJR.]

See now RLAAMJR, THIS is sarcasm at it's best

But why do they have to talk sarcastically?

 

[Vartha]

But why do they have to talk sarcastically?

To be funny mostly. In MOST cases it's to poke fun at a friend, BUT, there ARE little swipes at people that are jerks about something.
Like, "Trump is an angel" is far from the truth lol but it's sometimes being nice while saying someone's a jerk lol

 

[RLAAMJR.]

To be funny mostly. In MOST cases it's to poke fun at a friend, BUT, there ARE little swipes at people that are jerks about something.
Like, "Trump is an angel" is far from the truth lol but it's sometimes being nice while saying someone's a jerk lol

I see. I'm getting it. Maybe i'll get used to it soon.

 

[Vartha]

I see. I'm getting it. Maybe i'll get used to it soon.

for the most part on these boards, it's out of friendship, it's not a bad thing lol BUT there are those few that rub each other wrong and use the bad sarcasm on each other lol
There are times when Divorced people use it on each other lol

 

[RLAAMJR.]

for the most part on these boards, it's out of friendship, it's not a bad thing lol BUT there are those few that rub each other wrong and use the bad sarcasm on each other lol
There are times when Divorced people use it on each other lol

lol.

I see. Ok. We'll see what happens.

 

[Reek]

Like... I think Vartha is a bit of a tool...

In no way am i being sarcastic.

 

[Vartha]

lol I Am NOT I HAVE a TOOL...but that's something else entirely!

 

[RLAAMJR.]

Like... I think Vartha is a bit of a tool...

In no way am i being sarcastic.

Whoa! You have a cute avatar.

 

[Reek]

lol I Am NOT I HAVE a TOOL...but that's something else entirely!

No.. it only LOOKS like a tool.. but it is actually....


Multiple Tools.

I'm not even a big Thor fan, but I so want one.

Whoa! You have a cute avatar.

 

[Vartha]

lol I would snap one up so fast lol

No.. it only LOOKS like a tool.. but it is actually....


Multiple Tools.

I'm not even a big Thor fan, but I so want one.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

No.. it only LOOKS like a tool.. but it is actually....


Multiple Tools.

Spoiler

I'm not even a big Thor fan, but I so want one.

No utility belt.

I could use one of thee, to try and slide on ice.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

That Hammer concept is pretty sweet. And we could use it around the mansion to fix the place up.

 

[Reek]

like my sex loft

 

[PopeAdrian37th]

Duke: We got pinkeye.
PopeAdrian37th: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?
Varth: Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.
Reek: Um, I farted on Vartha's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Duke 's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere.
Krypton Inc: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?
Duke: Totally!
Krypton Inc: That's awesome!
PopeAdrian37th: Jesus, Jokes got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?
Jokesonm3: No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... hi.

 

[Roose Bolton]

like my sex loft

Which is really just a room with a fold out couch surrounded by pots of urine and half-eaten cat food cans. And a toe knife.

 

[dude stannis]

That's where me and Reek play Nightcrawlers.

I heard your section has a pig farm.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What the hell is a toe knife?

 

[Roose Bolton]

What the hell is a toe knife?

A steak knife used to clean out the gunk from Dude's toes.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Madness!!!

 

[Greens]

What the hell is a toe knife?

Rum ham.

 

[Greens]

I think, to populate the mansion, we should hand out a bicep-shaped pamphlet. Get some fresh meat in here.

 

[dude stannis]

What the hell is a toe knife?

A steak knife used to clean out the gunk from Dude's toes.

Yeah, it's great, but sometimes I cut myself, so I have to wait for the cut to fester and use the toe knife to scrape the puss off.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

And that's why we don't accept silverware or dishes from your room in the mansion. It may also be why we have an outbreak of plague on the same floor.

 

[Roose Bolton]

That's where my pig farm comes into play.

 

[dude stannis]

The farm. That's where jokesonm3 gets all his chocolate from. He has some good, funny times.