If your daughter/girlfriend was Hefner's woman...

[PyroChamber]

After watching the show Girls Next Door, I was wondering...

How would you feel if you had a daughter, or a girlfriend, who told you that she's one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends (or in the girlfriend case, was leaving you for Hugh Hefner) and was going to live at the Playboy mansion with him and his other girlfriends?

 

[November Rain]

better than a kick in the boobies i suppose...

 

[enterthemadness]

Ummm, good for her? Seems like a nice sex-filled place to live.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

...Well I'd say...Least I can get it up on my own.

 

[enterthemadness]

That's not a special trick...I mean a lot of guys can do that...on their own.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Seriously?


and I thought I was like a snake charmer.

 

[Kipobe]

If I had a daughter that was hot enough to be in Playboy, I'd be quite proud. It's good to give a little something back to the porn community after taking so much.

Also, I'd give some credit to the mother for producing a hot daughter... which must mean she too is hot.

Lastly, my jr. porno star must make some money. She can send some back once she's done ****ing herself. And she'd have a career. Aw.

I can't see how this is bad

 

[enterthemadness]

Seriously?


and I thought I was like a snake charmer.

No, snakes charmers are more pleasent to watch

 

[Kipobe]

No, snakes charmers are more pleasent to watch

Pfft. Porn's pretty cool, yo

 

[enterthemadness]

If I had a daughter that was hot enough to be in Playboy, I'd be quite proud. It's good to give a little something back to the porn community after taking so much.

Also, I'd give some credit to the mother for producing a hot daughter... which must mean she too is hot.

Lastly, my jr. porno star must make some money. She can send some back once she's done ****ing herself. And she'd have a career. Aw.

I can't see how this is bad

Well, she could get some STDs like HIV, Aids, if she went the porno actress route.

 

[enterthemadness]

Pfft. Porn's pretty cool, yo

my joke/burn went over your head.

 

[Kipobe]

my joke/burn went over your head.

It went under my feet... I'm too good for it.

 

[Kipobe]

Well, she could get some STDs like HIV, Aids, if she went the porno actress route.

Well, you can't make an omlet without breaking some ****es.

 

[November Rain]

If I had a daughter that was hot enough to be in Playboy, I'd be quite proud. It's good to give a little something back to the porn community after taking so much.

Also, I'd give some credit to the mother for producing a hot daughter... which must mean she too is hot.

Lastly, my jr. porno star must make some money. She can send some back once she's done ****ing herself. And she'd have a career. Aw.

I can't see how this is bad

attractive people don't always give birth to other attractive specimens.

there are plenty of stories about incredibly attractive children born to Mediocre looking parents...

 

[Kipobe]

attractive people don't always give birth to other attractive specimens.

there are plenty of stories about incredibly attractive children born to Mediocre looking parents...

You think I'd make a kid with someone who isn't hot?

The answer is no.

 

[enterthemadness]

Well, you can't make an omlet without breaking some ****es.

Wrong. they're aren't ****es in eggs!

 

[Kipobe]

Wrong. they're aren't ****es in eggs!

did you seriously just say 'they're aren't'? Ugh... I can't be seen with you anymore.

 

[Lantern Venom]

After watching the show Girls Next Door, I was wondering...

How would you feel if you had a daughter, or a girlfriend, who told you that she's one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends (or in the girlfriend case, was leaving you for Hugh Hefner) and was going to live at the Playboy mansion with him and his other girlfriends?

If it was my girlfriend...well, she'd no longer be my girlfriend. If it was my daugther, I'd try everything to talk her out of it. If she did it anyway, I'd be really,really hurt.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'm 97% sure that Hugh Hefner's body is actually kept together by machinery and does not have any biological functionality.

 

[PyroChamber]

I'm 97% sure that Hugh Hefner's body is actually kept together by machinery and does not have any biological functionality.

I read in an article in a magazine, by one of Hefner's former girlfriends, that the girlfriends "blow him off" and afterwards he just finishes himself off and that's it. She also said that there was never any condom use.

 

[Crooklyn]

Well, she could get some STDs like HIV, Aids, if she went the porno actress route.

The business isn't as "dirty" as it seems. Not for the more "mainstream" porn companies at least. All the "Actors" test for STDs every few months, so it's actually pretty safe when you make it to the big-time.

 

[Ronny Shade]

It's those low budget underground pornos that'll kill ya. You know, the ones where there's cocaine just off camera and the grips all carry guns.

I got my first screenwriting job doing on of those. *shudder*

 

[November Rain]

You think I'd make a kid with someone who isn't hot?

The answer is no.

your playing the safe card in the lottery of life, just think of the rewards if you....

ah forget it, who am i kidding...

 

[kane9321]

if it was my g/f, I'd say f u ...bye bye
if it was my daughter I'd be really hurt,and embarrassed

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I've never understood this weird thing where fathers don't want their daughters to enjoy sex.
It seems disturbingly incestuous to me, like, "Her ***** is MINE!!!"