If your daughter/girlfriend was Hefner's woman...

[Fran]

I'm 97% sure that Hugh Hefner's body is actually kept together by machinery and does not have any biological functionality.

....What about the remaining 3%?

 

[jaguarr]

I've never understood this weird thing where fathers don't want their daughters to enjoy sex.
It seems disturbingly incestuous to me, like, "Her ***** is MINE!!!"

That's because a lot of men want to always be the primary man in their little girl's lives, and they never want them to grow up. Ever. And that means never losing their virginity. Until those same men decide they want grandchildren and then they want their daughter to be boinking their brains out and giving them grandkids to spoil. Preferrably grand-daughters.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

head-sick in my book

 

[jaguarr]

head-sick in my book

I'm not saying it's right.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

So your daughter's a ****?

 

[Franklin Richards]

Your daughter dating Hugh Hefner would be like her becoming a nun. Except that she's married to the God of Boners.

 

[Kipobe]

I've never understood this weird thing where fathers don't want their daughters to enjoy sex.
It seems disturbingly incestuous to me, like, "Her ***** is MINE!!!"

Yeah... whilst pioneers such as Joe Simpson get blasted for copping a feel of her daughters boobies.

Ugh.

 

[Cyclops]

I would feel terribly uncomfortable with it all. Either way. Except if it was an ex-girlfriend. Those "Girls Next Door" from what little of the show I've seen look like total morons, so I guess I wouldn't have a problem with an ex-girlfriend looking like a ****ty moron on national television and openly mocked on The Soup.

 

[jaguarr]

So your daughter's a ****?

I don't know. I haven't even conceived her, yet. I guess it could be a possibility.

jag

 

[kewl grrrl 41]

I'm definitely trying out for Playboy when I'm 18. GRRRL POWER RULEZ!

 

[Zaed]

I've never understood this weird thing where fathers don't want their daughters to enjoy sex.
It seems disturbingly incestuous to me, like, "Her ***** is MINE!!!"

It's not that i wouldnt want my daughter to enjoy sex.
I have this indescribable fear that my daughter will end up being taken advantage of or abused. Like anything you invest heavily into, you dont want it to be hurt or destroyed.

It's all a matter of wishing the best for the well being of my daughter.

i dont know if non-fathers will understand that.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

I'm definitely trying out for Playboy when I'm 18. GRRRL POWER RULEZ!

I thought you were 41.