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What would happen if the Loch Ness Monster, Big Foot, that weird worm thing, and that Dinosaur in Africa formed a rock band?

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If you invented a new speed of travel, how would you use it?
 
Sell it, and make billions in stocks/shares.

Why should we believe in God?
 
That's not a what if question. And why shouldn't we?


What if God was one of us?
 
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That's not a what if question. And why shouldn't we?


What if God was one of us?

I would have the powers of a deity or God would be upset that he received such a major downgrade.

If you could join any band in the world, which one would join?
 
Tenacious D


If you could become an actor on any TV show, past or present, what would it be?
 
Steve Mcqueen, Just for the stunts in Bullitt

What if Uwe Boll made a good movie?
 
The earth would fall of it's axis and plummet into the sun

What if Jessica Alba was a porn star?
 
I'd be looking for Jessica Alba on the internet alot more.


What if you had min poiwers ala Proffesor X?
 
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What if you had min poiwers ala Proffesor X?

3 words:

Jessica Alba
Jell-o
Handcuffs

What if there was a National Comic Book day?
 
Landis-Wolf said:
What if there was a National Comic Book day?

I would have invented the concept of such a day, I would copyright anything involving 'said' day, and I would make sure fans everywhere could enjoy it for free.

What if we lived in a world dominated by superheroes and their respective villains?
 
There would be no money for "fun" things; all the worlds money would be used to fix their damage...

What if everyone had to die at 30?
 
I'd be a senior citizen

What if a real Superman showed up one day in your city?
 
I would make history by living a full life, and I would rule the known world. . . or leave it in darkness. . . probably the latter.


What would you do if you had the ability to stop time?
 
Carter said:
I'd be a senior citizen

What if a real Superman showed up one day in your city?



I'd be all "Cool. Flying guy". And if he was actually stoping and being sociable instead of going the more logical be mysterious path, I'd start up a conversation.


What if Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Musolini, and the Blue Meany, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chcuk Norris in his cowboy ass?
 
They would all get stuck in his beard, along with the Last Unicorn, the Lochness Monster and Bigfoot.

What if Darth Vader wasn't Lukes father?
 
The movies wouldn't have been as good.


What if Freddy Mercury were still alive?
 
Queen would have been as big as the beatles.

What if Death was the hottest woman on the earth?
 
Then half the people on earth will be signing their wills right about now,and the other half would turn gay to live.

What if 9/11 hadn't taken place?
 
Lots more people would die, because security would not be as tight as it is now.

What if *********ion was a national sport?
 
I'd have at least one gold medal on the wall.

What if our knees bent both ways?
 
We would slaughter all the flamingos of the world for "trying to be like us."

What if the popular 70s sitcom "The Jeffersons" featured an all-latino cast?
 
CConn said:
We would slaughter all the flamingos of the world for "trying to be like us."

What if the popular 70s sitcom "The Jeffersons" featured an all-latino cast?

All Latino cast + Jefferson feel - the Dry cleaning business = The "George Lopez" show.

What would happen if SHH and Comingsoon combined w/ AICN?
 
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All Latino cast + Jefferson feel - the Dry cleaning business = The "George Lopez" show.

What would happen if SHH and Comingsoon combined w/ AICN?

I would first have to know what that is....

What would happen if sex was illegal world wide and punishible by 50 years in prison.
 

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