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  1. papa

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    This is the What if thread... i ask a what if Q then hte person who posts nexts answers it and posts a new what if Q..

    What if JFK wasnt killed?
     
  2. DOG LIPS

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    He'd be alive.


    What if Uwe Boll had directed Batman?
     
  3. Spider-X

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    wow....um...just, just wow.

    either DC would have to discontinue all Batman comics or Uwe Boll would be assassinated.

    What if Star Wars Episodes 4-6 were remade?
     
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    The director and actors would be killed for remaking them.

    What if Firefly wasn't cancelled?
     
  5. CConn

    CConn Fountainhead of culture.

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    That's funny...I was thinking of creating this exact thread yesterday. Then I realized it was just a spam thread, and decided against it. :o
    People still wouldn't watch it. :confused:

    What if Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal starred in a buddy-cop movie?
     
  6. BAH HUMBBUG!

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    Chuck Norris would be confused as to why his co-star runs like a school girl, then roudhouse kick him to the head and put him out of his misery, then **** his wife right on top of his dead body! Booya!

    What if....you could direct comic book movies the way you wanted to?
     
  7. CConn

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    I would make a trilogy of Lex Luthor-based dramas. :(

    What if you were your own best friend?
     
  8. BAH HUMBBUG!

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    I would be able to trust myself.

    What if you got a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris right to the head?
     
  9. CConn

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    First there would be a flash of incredible white light. White light brighter and more pure than any you had ever seen before. White light powerful enough to burn your retinas into cindars. Then, you would see your entire life flash before you. Only, instead of being a standard flash, this would take 27 minutes. Also, beautiful, naked women would be inserted into each individual memory.

    Then you would die.

    What if Shellie Long still had a career?
     
  10. BAH HUMBBUG!

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    We would still be wondering why the hell she left cheers.

    What if you won the mega lotto for $380 million dollars?
     
  11. BAH HUMBBUG!

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    LMFAO! :up:
     
  12. CConn

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    [​IMG] x17,000

    What if Shaquille O'Neal didn't mumble?
     
  13. BAH HUMBBUG!

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    He might actually be funny? Or really stupid?

    What if Yao Ming spoke Engrish?
     
  14. C.F. Kane

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    He would still be a crap actor.

    What if Pilate decided to pardon Jesus, allowing him to preach well into old age?
     
  15. BAH HUMBBUG!

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    We wouldn't have Jesus bobble heads?

    What if you sneezed and kept your eyelids wide open?
     
  16. CConn

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    The nation of China would learn it too.
    It would mean he wasn't really the Son of God, and instead just some weird guy that went around bugging people.
    You would magically become a HUGE Ann Coulter fan.

    What if Coca Cola still had coke in it?
     
  17. BAH HUMBBUG!

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    It would cause rational thinking in congress.

    What if you could catch a fly with chop sitcks?
     
  18. CConn

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    I would have my username changed to Mr. Awesome.

    What if capes came back into fashion?
     
  19. BAH HUMBBUG!

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    I would have an CN put on mine and go around kicking everyone's ass telling them I stole Chuck Norris' cape, that is until he found out and Round housed me into another dimension, where upon he pointed his finger and said "Joe Piscibo is my biatch!" Causing the dimension I was in to collapse upon itself, only to be recreated by God, because Chuck Norris don't God he doesn't play that ****!

    What if Chuck Norris were actually capable of what I just typed?
     
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    It would be Tuesday.

    What if the classic Wizard of Oz played out in our very own world today?
     
  21. BAH HUMBBUG!

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    George W. Bush would be removed from office and replaced by the cowardly lion :up:

    What if George W. Bush had blood in his body?
     
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    Scarecrow would be detained by immigration.


    What if the internet was run by Chuck Norris?
     
  23. BAH HUMBBUG!

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    He would find all of us here at the Hype and come deliver personal Roundhouse kicks signed with autographs to our heads.

    What if a T-Rex ate Chuck Norris?
     
  24. Mentok

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    T-Rex would get heart burn and Chuck Norris would ascend back to heaven.


    What if this thread was closed?
     
  25. BAH HUMBBUG!

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    Then there would be nothing fun to do right now.

    What if this website actually worked all the time?
     

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