What is the dumbest excuse given when someone turned you down?

[webhead731]

I have quite a few...but my worst one was when I asked this girl to a homecoming a couple years ago, and she said "yeah I'll think about it!" and a week goes by and I remind her (as the date is getting close) on instant messenger, and she goes "oh I'm still thinking about it! *few seconds go by* OH *@%^!! I forgot, I promised someone over the summer I'd go with them. Sorry!"

 

[Scourge2099]

I asked this chick out once and she said she didn't want to go out with me because I deserved someone better.

 

[imaperson2]

It wasn't that bad of an excuse, but the execution was terrible.

Me and one of my friends had agreed since the beginning of junior year that we were going to be going to Prom together. We had talked about it during that year. When senior year comes around, she reminds me that I better not have a date because we are still going together. 3 weeks or so before prom, she tells me that her mom bought tickets for her and her friend and she couldn't do anything about it-her mom surprised her.

The thing is though, to get tickets you have to get cleared by the library of any fees you might owe. When I went to get checked off, she stood right behind me with HER paper in hand, waiting to get checked off as well. As I walked to the student store to buy my ticket, she was in line as well. She lied about it all. She is definitely a ***** and I haven't spoken to her since. HAH

 

[I'm Old Greg]

so lesson learned they are liars ^

 

[Casius--J]

It wasn't that bad of an excuse, but the execution was terrible.

Me and one of my friends had agreed since the beginning of junior year that we were going to be going to Prom together. We had talked about it during that year. When senior year comes around, she reminds me that I better not have a date because we are still going together. 3 weeks or so before prom, she tells me that her mom bought tickets for her and her friend and she couldn't do anything about it-her mom surprised her.

The thing is though, to get tickets you have to get cleared by the library of any fees you might owe. When I went to get checked off, she stood right behind me with HER paper in hand, waiting to get checked off as well. As I walked to the student store to buy my ticket, she was in line as well. She lied about it all. She is definitely a ***** and I haven't spoken to her since. HAH

well damn, that is one messed up story!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

"I thought this was strictly a friendship thing, I thought I could trust you!".

Yeah well, we ****ed like 5 times woman and you were always staying the night and everything. Cuddling with me and all that couple ****, so what's that all aboot, eh?

 

[CConn]

I generally just have a friend hang around with a camera hiding, so then I can just say I was doing my own candid camera thing.

It's more fun when they don't turn you down, and you can laugh at their broken heart.

I'm probably going to hell.

 

[Timstuff]

"I only give out my phone number for professional use."

To which I should have responded "Well baby, it just so happens that I'm a real pro."

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

A girl told me in high school she didn't want to go out with me because she didn't want to hurt me. (?) I started thinkin...hmmm, she doesn't wanna commit. So I told her I didn't wanna be serious either...needless to say, bom chica wow wow!!

 

[webhead731]

"I only give out my phone number for professional use."

To which I should have responded "Well baby, it just so happens that I'm a real pro."

If you did that I'd probably send you a check for a million dollars.

But you didn't.

 

[Paroxysm]

I don't get turned down, I do the turning down.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

I don't get excuses. I just get the friend zone.

It's kinda like the Just friends movie with ryan reynolds, only not as cool.

 

[CConn]

I wish I was just friends with Ryan Reynolds.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Hey, I wouldn't be complaining either.


He's my man-crush

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Hey, I wouldn't be complaining either.


He's my man-crush

 

[webhead731]

Yeah I have the same problem usually.

 

[CConn]

Weird-O.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Weird-O.

Not sure if serious..

 

[CConn]

I'm so serious my upper lip hasn't moved in over a year.

 

[JP]

RING RING
Me: "Hey, are you on your way?"
Him: "Listen, my cabinets are falling off the wall..."

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

RING RING
Me: "Hey, are you on your way?"
Him: "Listen, my cabinets are falling off the wall..."

 

[CConn]

RING RING
Me: "Hey, are you on your way?"
Him: "Listen, my cabinets are falling off the wall..."

Hey, you ever have a guy be like "sorry, I decided to be straight instead?"

I would think that's a popular one.

 

[JP]

Hey, you ever have a guy be like "sorry, I decided to be straight instead?"

I would think that's a popular one.

I have a friend who has 3 ex-boyfriends who are currently married to women. He was invited to 2 of the weddings.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

I have a friend who has 3 ex-boyfriends who are currently married to women. He was invited to 2 of the weddings.

He drove 'em straight! I guess it does work both ways!

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

I'm so serious my upper lip hasn't moved in over a year.