What is the dumbest excuse given when someone turned you down?

[JP]

JP, you win this thread. That excuse sounds like something Will Ferrell would say.

I wonder what my prize is.

 

[ObakeTora]

You won the thread dude. No one can top that.

Yea it's amazing that they could have just been polite and said they had a boyfriend but no they have to give me details. I wonder if I live in a world full of humanoid androids invented by an evil mad scientist with a goal to test the limits of human patience. Well, this is my main reason I travel around the world alot; to find a girlfriend unaware of the ******ed social stigma associated with my ethnicity. I have had a girlfriend in Japan, Thailand, Ireland, Philippines, and Vietnam, but it's the same everywhere. I wish I could say that there was only one incidence of this happening, but no, I live in California, and there have been several incidences. My friends say it's the kind of girl you like, stop going for the smart looking girl next door, and settle for the hoochie mama who likes to throw it all out there and leave nothing to the imagination. But in all honesty, I'd rather buy a lifetime supply of Vaseline before I do that. Plus, I've heard this from black women too.

Ugh......I've gotten that one before. That's the type of thing that will **** your whole week up.

Thank God for Skywalker OG.

I especially like when they have absolutely no qualms with being insulting about it.

I met this girl at school, we talked and she seemed very interested in me. She asked all the right questions, yet when her friends approached, I asked her when she was available, and she said she don't date no ****ing ****, walked away with her friends. I was so pissed off, I just couldn't move.

Damn. That sucks. I hope I never hear that.

She probably wasn't worth it anyway.

To be honest, most of them are really pretty and really smart, it's just they surround themselves with racist people.

I wonder what my prize is.

And heres my latest attempt at love. Some stupid girl I met on Facebook, I liked her because she looked like a young Topanga from Boy Meets World. I didn't tell her that btw, but heres the message she sent me.

Spoiler

All I know is that I was born in '93 that 8 years after your lousy illegal scheme with your Arabic friends who cover their faces with sheets and call themselves spooks. Well first off you look like that dirty bastard Osama's binladen and your just as dead as him and illegal. Aww man if I were to see you with one of those towels wraped around your head so tight singing Lalalalala I'd probably just shoot you myself. Oops did I just say I'd kill Osama? That's ironic lmao, you shave your pubes on your face and then we talk. Till then September 11 is soon going to be September 12 in Iraq. Allah is what I **** out

Well in her defense she is young, but thats disrespecful to all the other young people with good heads on their shoulders. I just wonder what my mother's Irish grandfather, and my dad's Chickasaw mother would say abut that?

 

[JP]

 

[ObakeTora]

hey, we had to force a budget cut. She was all we had.

 

[Scourge2099]

I thought I've been having bad luck with the fairer sex these last few years , but Obake's makes mine look like nothing.

 

[TinkTonks]

^^Obake

0.o Wow! Did someone actually say that to you? That's awful!! My family background is Mexican and Irish, which I don't really disclose to people until they start b****ing about "f***ing Mexicans ruining our country"....like the non-Mexican people I live next door to who have a zillion children, no jobs and are getting government checks, are such fine upstanding citizens. *Then* I vocally make sure to tell such people of my heritage! I guess I shouldn't be surprised by the mass amount of ignorance there is out there, one should be numb to it by now. But when people say something like what you were told, it just irks me!

And being young is really no defense for such speech.....

 

[Wylie Times]

Thank God for Skywalker OG.

Indeed But yeah that type of rejection will really stick with you initially because it always comes AFTER you've been talking to a person for a bit and enjoying their company.

I met this girl at school, we talked and she seemed very interested in me. She asked all the right questions, yet when her friends approached, I asked her when she was available, and she said she don't date no ****ing ****, walked away with her friends. I was so pissed off, I just couldn't move.

Holy ****, it was that bad? When it happened to me she just said she doesn't date black guys then there was awkward silence and we just walked away from each other......I hope she tripped and fell flat on her face afterwards or something.

To be honest, most of them are really pretty and really smart, it's just they surround themselves with racist people.

sadly this is very true...They're ok with Black People as long as none of their friends are around to see it. This oddly makes me want to watch "Far from Heaven".

 

[ObakeTora]

^^TinkTonks

I know exactly how you feel, and no matter how many times you go through it, it always feels the same. Why do people have to be so frikin stupid!? I feel especially bad for you because of this new illegal immigration mess we have now, but I'm smart enough to realize the fault lies with the corporations who hire illegals, and governments who make lives intolerable for them in their own country. It just makes logical sense, so what do other people have to be so ignorant? I know of people who outright refuse their daughters to date another race and to me that's just so selfish. Regardless of whatever opinions I had there is no right to choose who another person should love. We can go to the Moon, measure the size of our universe, but why or why are people still so frikin stupid?

 

[ObakeTora]

sadly this is very true...They're ok with Black People as long as none of their friends are around to see it. This oddly makes me want to watch "Far from Heaven".

It's worse if you learn another language. I can follow a conversation in Mandarin Chinese, and I know what words to look for. Just a few days ago, I'm in the pool and these cute girls from Taiwan just jump out as soon as I jump in the pool, and I head them say Lao Hui after they did so. So I thought it was my imagination but the guy they were talking to in the jacuzzi and this old lady couldn't stop glancing at me. So I sit in the jacuzzi after my 10 laps, and I ask the old lady in mandarin; "are they your friends?" She immediately looked shocked, but played it down, and they left as soon as I said that. I swear, I seriously need to get the %%%% out of California!!!! This place is driving me crazy.

 

[Scourge2099]

I get pissed off when Asian people avoid me even though I'm half Japanese and half Creole(French , Black and some kind of Native American). Sometimes middle aged Asian chicks will walk in the street rather than walk passed me even this chick I went to school with. Or looks I got when I sat down at the bleachers at this park to watch these two Japanese baseball teams play.

 

[TinkTonks]

^^TinkTonks

I know exactly how you feel, and no matter how many times you go through it, it always feels the same. Why do people have to be so frikin stupid!? I feel especially bad for you because of this new illegal immigration mess we have now,

Oh yeah...haha...that's been a *real* blast! Let me tell ya! Course it's pretty hard to guess I've got Mexican in me, (everyone can tell it's *something*, but can never guess what. I've even had people ask me if I were Egyptian haha!) But when people start griping I just have to open my mouth. I don't know why...God knows I am not changing their minds about anything. But sometimes, just every now and again, someone will try to do a complete 180...."oh, nonononono! I don't mean people like *you* who actually *have* a job, I, uh...." Then they start to stammer and stutter.

but I'm smart enough to realize the fault lies with the corporations who hire illegals, and governments who make lives intolerable for them in their own country. It just makes logical sense, so what do other people have to be so ignorant? I know of people who outright refuse their daughters to date another race and to me that's just so selfish. Regardless of whatever opinions I had there is no right to choose who another person should love. We can go to the Moon, measure the size of our universe, but why or why are people still so frikin stupid?

I have a friend who has been told the same thing. Her parents literally *threatened her life* for going out "against her race". That makes me incredibly sad.....

 

[Scourge2099]

Every chick I could ever go out with is pretty much dating outside of her race when it comes to me. People are so f****** stupid I swear.

 

[Scourge2099]

Did I kill the thread ?

 

[Wylie Times]

^^TinkTonks

I know exactly how you feel, and no matter how many times you go through it, it always feels the same. Why do people have to be so frikin stupid!? I feel especially bad for you because of this new illegal immigration mess we have now, but I'm smart enough to realize the fault lies with the corporations who hire illegals, and governments who make lives intolerable for them in their own country. It just makes logical sense, so what do other people have to be so ignorant? I know of people who outright refuse their daughters to date another race and to me that's just so selfish. Regardless of whatever opinions I had there is no right to choose who another person should love. We can go to the Moon, measure the size of our universe, but why or why are people still so frikin stupid?

BEWARE of girls from families like this......If they're open to dating people of all races more often than not that's just them being decent open minded people but EVERY now and then there are those that only date outside of their race to piss their parents off or because they think dating black men is some kind of fetish.

 

[Speedball]

I'm usually the one doing the turning down...

 

[Marx]

RING RING
Me: "Hey, are you on your way?"
Him: "Listen, my cabinets are falling off the wall..."

Say what?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

JP, that is so preposterous that I HAVE to include it in a future script of mine somewhere.

 

[TimBisley]

A friend of my girlfriends just got married to a black guy, and her grandfather started a local KKK chapter up back in the day, but the family seems to have wised up since then.

 

[blksuperman2]

I never really got turned down in High School. I got dumped quite a few times though, lol.

Anyway, This chick asked me to the Senior Prom and I told her that I didn't like dances so, Sorry I won't be going. I really felt bad and didn't want to seem like a jerk so I really didn't attend the Prom that year even though I had planned on going w/ this Sophomore that I was trying to get w/.

 

[ObakeTora]

BEWARE of girls from families like this......If they're open to dating people of all races more often than not that's just them being decent open minded people but EVERY now and then there are those that only date outside of their race to piss their parents off or because they think dating black men is some kind of fetish.

That makes me mad, because we are all people and people shouldn't be lumped into fetishes. I remember I was attacked by a girls father in Sav-on a long time ago. He was drunk and was talking *&^ to me in mandarin calling me black this and that. I threw him against the wall and he backed away, his drunk ass even tried to get the police on me. The girl never talked to me again because of that. It sucks that she is a member of the most prolific population in the world but I can't get any.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I really hate the white girls that date black men to "get back at daddy". A few friends have told me their horror stories.

 

[PyroChamber]

I really hate the white girls that date black men to "get back at daddy". A few friends have told me their horror stories.

Man, those are the worse. I remember I was really interested in this white girl in school she was somewhat average but in my eyes she was hot.

During a conversation she mentioned her past boyfriends and they were all black, and it made me think that maybe I had a chance until she told me about her family being racist; particularly her dad. After that I stopped talking to her.

 

[Lantern Venom]

I once had a girl tell me that I was too old for her. The difference was only 2 years (17-15, I think) so I thought her reasoning was a little bizarre.

A couple of weeks later, she started dating a friend on mine, who was actually older than me. My buddy and I were on the wrestling team, so I guess the girl didn't want me telling him that she secretly had the hots for him. t:

 

[Casius--J]

I subscribed to this thread because I thought it could be funny but actually its just really REALLY sad. Some of the responses I've seen have been disgusting, from the racism to the complete disregard for someone else's feelings.

 

[TinkTonks]

Ooh, I just remembered this one, though this ends up being a story about me turning down someone...I just didn't know it at the time.

Once where I work we had a late customer. The store closes at 9, and it was like 15 after so all I was thinking was, come on dude, hurry up! This guy asked me to get some shoes off of the top stock for him. Then he told me he couldn't decide which of the 2 pairs of shoes he picked out would go best with what he planned to wear. So I gave my opinion, he chose those and went to the checkout. He thanked me for staying open late (no problem, I say) and also for helping him choose (you're welcome, I say). Then he asks if we have business cards, something with my phone number on it in case he should decide to buy more shoes and needed help. I was like 'we don't have business cards here!' He said 'you don't have anything with your number on it?' I told him no, we don't have business cards here, but I could give him the store number. He turned a shade of red, mumbled something took his shoes and left. My coworker (and friend) closed the gate after he walked out, turned to me and said 'you dumb***!!!' I was confused. She said 'he was asking for *your* number! To ask *you* out!' I was like 'seriously'? She just rolled her eyes lol!