what lies have you told your significant other?

[Kaleb]

what can i say, lying has always been my gift.
plus, no guy want's to believe that even though you LOVE them, that one guy you had random sex with before you met him rocked your world better than he ever did in all the 3 years he had to improve on it, do they?

oh God you are totally right ,(once again)

 

[heypapajinx]

oh God you are totally tight ,(once again)

haha!!
was that a Freudian slip or WHAT!?