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Wah, wah. Wade through the smoke to get to the door? Ok, that's not crazy..
Asteroid-Man said:Personally, I don't and never will smoke. If someone wants to I'm fine aslong as it's not around me. I say we make it private so people smoke at their home or out in the jungle or on the side of a highway. Please no public parks, not around my home, not downtown, not outside the mall. Go somewhere you don't bother anyone. I don't want to get sick. What do you think?
Utter Carnage said:Wah, wah. Wade through the smoke to get to the door? Ok, that's not crazy..
Wilhelm-Scream said:Idiots are as dangerous as smokers.
When a smart person is confronted with an idiot, nearly 79% of the time, the smart person's cortisol levels rise to a dangerous level.
Soon, the smart, cool person's heart gives way. He or She may become fidgety, clammy and the intelligent person is almost certain to chew off his freaking tongue because he's trapped on a planet with so many idiots...so many freaking ******ed morons.
I say, if you are a freaking moron, that's fine....but please, confine your idiocy to:
1) Your home
2) Out in the jungle
3) the side of the highway
Please, seriously, no more idiots, or, religious people for that matter, in public parks, anywhere near my home, downtown, outside the mall, picking up chicks at the food court, etc.
Go somewhere you won't bother anyone. I don't want to have a stroke because idiots and morons and religious people are making my cortisol levels rise beyond the FDA approved daily requirements for enduring effing stupid, inbred, malicious, self-centered morons who think they own the f***ing universe and are entitled to tell everyone else on Earth to kneel down and suck their big toes.
What do you think?
Wilhelm-Scream said:Idiots are as dangerous as smokers.
When a smart person is confronted with an idiot, nearly 79% of the time, the smart person's cortisol levels rise to a dangerous level.
Soon, the smart, cool person's heart gives way. He or She may become fidgety, clammy and the intelligent person is almost certain to chew off his freaking tongue because he's trapped on a planet with so many idiots...so many freaking ******ed morons.
I say, if you are a freaking moron, that's fine....but please, confine your idiocy to:
1) Your home
2) Out in the jungle
3) the side of the highway
Please, seriously, no more idiots, or, religious people for that matter, in public parks, anywhere near my home, downtown, outside the mall, picking up chicks at the food court, etc.
Go somewhere you won't bother anyone. I don't want to have a stroke because idiots and morons and religious people are making my cortisol levels rise beyond the FDA approved daily requirements for enduring effing stupid, inbred, malicious, self-centered morons who think they own the f***ing universe and are entitled to tell everyone else on Earth to kneel down and suck their big toes.
What do you think?
lazur said:Too bad we can't lace all cigarettes with cyanide. Since smokers are in such a big hurry to kill themselves anyway, why not speed up the process a bit and leave the rest of us to live long, healthy lives, without having to pay for their medical expenses?
ElectroFlare said:That's the way it is in Jersey. Can't smoke in public places, gotta go outside. Bars and resturants smell much, much nicer and the food even tastes better.
You still gotta wade through the smoke to get to the door though.
DV8 said:they should outlaw cigs and legalize weed goddamit!! That's right . . . I said it!!!! somebody had to . . . .
lazur said:Too bad we can't lace all cigarettes with cyanide. Since smokers are in such a big hurry to kill themselves anyway, why not speed up the process a bit and leave the rest of us to live long, healthy lives, without having to pay for their medical expenses?
redmarvel said:Here in Toronto smoking is illegal in public buildings. Many buildings also institute a "you can not smoke within 9 metres (30 feet) of the door" policies. With Hospitals it is actually a provincial regulation (illegal to smoke within 9 metres of the doorways).
One other problem I have with the folks that smoke outside... WHY DO YOU INSIST ON THROWING YOUR BUTTS ON THE GROUND? If you want to smoke, carry a small metal box with you. When you're done, put your cigarette out in your small metal box. Then when you are near a garbage can, empty out the box. I am so sick and tired of seeing cigarette butts littering the park where I want to let my son play.
redmarvel said:Actually, I agree with this. Marijuana has been found to have health benefits for folk with Arthritis or other painful illnesses. It dulls the pain without causing other nastier side-affects.
by this logic, i guess they should also criminalize the consumption of alcohol and fatty foods.lazur said:Smoking should be illegal, if for no other reason than the BURDEN it places upon EVERYONE ELSE who has to deal with the COST of MEDICAL CARE for people dumb enough to VOLUNTARILY give themselves diseases.
It's a no brainer.
At the very least, those who smoke should have to sign a statement waiving EVERYONE ELSE from having to pay ONE SINGLE CENT for their medical care when they choke down enough cancer to require it. Wanna smoke? Fine, go ahead, but it won't be covered by medical insurance and you'll be paying OUT OF POCKET for care for diseases PROVEN to be caused by smoking, or you can just die in some dark alley somewhere if you can't afford it.
And cell phones, cause they kill your semen and give you ball cancer.November Rain said:by this logic, i guess they should also criminalize the consumption of alcohol and fatty foods.
DV8 said:I'm dead serious. I recently quit smoking cigarettes, and if it weren't for weed, I'd have definitely been smoking again . . . .
Wilhelm-Scream said:I totally agree.
I feel exactly the same way about chubby, fat or obese people, with high cholesterol.
Of course, there are always a few tall, fit, skinny guys who have crappy hearts and arteries, like David Letterman, or Lyndon Johnson, etc.
But, no...I really think, you don't KNOW that a skinny, tall jogger/vegetarian has clogged arteries, and is pretty much parading around, coercing you into footing his/her medical bills via higher insurance rates, etc.
But one thing we DO know, is that f***ing fat people, who pour immitation bacon bits on top of the Ranch dressing they've slathered all over their hamhocks, sausage and cheese-bricks,....ARE, in fact, deserving of being poisoned, to save the rest of us FIT people a LOT of money!
So, I suggest that we lace Rocky Road Ice Cream, French Fries, Cow Meat, Cheese Cakes, and, well, pretty much anything aside from warm tofu and berries, with fat-ass-killing toxins, so those of us who are trim, beautiful and sprye, can enjoy getting on the effing public transit without some B.O.-Ridden HAWG shoving his/her back-**** into our chiseled, sexy noses.
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the point of the matter is that 'people doing whatever they want' does affect you...BadgerPhil said:I dont smoke, never have and never will. But I am also not comfortable infringing on someones right to f up their body if they want, be it by smoking or shoveling a bunch of fast food down your throat. Its a simple philosophy. If it hurts you and your stupid enough to do it, then have at it Champ. I see no reason to deprive anyone of anything they deem pleasurable, as long as it doesnt affect me or somebody that doesnt know any better and cant do anything about it. Really this whole issue is a matter of respect, and it goes both ways. If come into my space, its my right to ask you not to smoke. If I come into your space, you am I to tell you what do.
Banning smoking in enclosed public spaces is as far as this should ever go.
terry78 said:I always laugh when I see commercials about people getting stoned and causing accidents. Yet right after it I see a beer commercial that emphasizes the party atmosphere. Both provide the same effect, yet since one is legal and the other isn't, it's demonized.