What The Hell Happened To Christianity?

[Badger]

Did I really read that "White Power!" is his most overused phrase on his Myspace account?

jag

Best part was after he figured out people were looking at his My Space, how quickly he changed his tune. He was still very much a 'Bible Thumping' jackass, but mixed in some "Everybody watch Survivor" or "I'm going fishing, did I mention I'm going fishing, no seriously I'm going fishing".

Yesterday was a very good day on the Hype.

 

[Badger]

Gah, damnit! I can kill, skin, gut and prep a stag in under three hours?

Not sure I wanna believe you on the harmonic dischord. Its a byproduct of muscle control- using all the separate sets of vocal chords to scream in several different, dischordant voices at once.

I love you, and don't care that your happliy married to your wife. I still :heart: you. :meow:

 

[Kyalesyin]

I love you, and don't care that your happliy married to your wife. I still :heart: you. :meow:

Woah! I'm drowning in hype love! It tastes faintly like fish....

 

[Badger]

Woah! I'm drowning in hype love! It tastes faintly like fish....

By the way, sorry that guy was a jackass to you. I know you can hold your own, but still sorry.

 

[OverMyHead]

Where's War Lord?

 

[jaguarr]

Where's War Lord?

Banned.

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

By the way, sorry that guy was a jackass to you. I know you can hold your own, but still sorry.

Hey, its ok. I was hoping we could get into it so I could really hand him his ass! Thanks for the backup though. Its great to know I wouldn't be pitching it in on my own!

I feel strangely honoured...

 

[OverMyHead]

Banned.

jag

Why?

 

[jaguarr]

Pray that god doesn't shoot you down for constantly bugging him...

Holy Roller: Ummm, God? Are you listening?
God: Arrrrgh! What?! What do you want, NOW!? Is it different from what you just asked me three minutes ago? Sheesh!

Holy Roller: Dear God, please hear my prayers.
God: No, seriously, stop okay? Enough is enough. You don't have to bug me for absolutely everything. The day to day stuff, that's your gig, okay? That's why I gave you free will, okay?

Holy Roller: Oh, heavenly Lord...
God: Err....Hello, you're reached Heaven's Answering Machine. God isn't here right now to take your call so please leave a message after the beep. To hear this message in Espanol, please press 2. Beep! *hides behind pillar of salt and hopes he wasn't spotted*



jag

 

[jaguarr]

Best part was after he figured out people were looking at his My Space, how quickly he changed his tune. He was still very much a 'Bible Thumping' jackass, but mixed in some "Everybody watch Survivor" or "I'm going fishing, did I mention I'm going fishing, no seriously I'm going fishing".

Yesterday was a very good day on the Hype.

White power! Hahahaha!

jag

 

[SoulManX]

Holy Roller: Ummm, God? Are you listening?
God: Arrrrgh! What?! What do you want, NOW!? Is it different from what you just asked me three minutes ago? Sheesh!

Holy Roller: Dear God, please hear my prayers.
God: No, seriously, stop okay? Enough is enough. You don't have to bug me for absolutely everything. The day to day stuff, that's your gig, okay? That's why I gave you free will, okay?

Holy Roller: Oh, heavenly Lord...
God: Err....Hello, you're reached Heaven's Answering Machine. God isn't here right now to take your call so please leave a message after the beep. To hear this message in Espanol, please press 2. Beep! *hides behind pillar of salt and hopes he wasn't spotted*



jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

Holy Roller: Ummm, God? Are you listening?
God: Arrrrgh! What?! What do you want, NOW!? Is it different from what you just asked me three minutes ago? Sheesh!

Holy Roller: Dear God, please hear my prayers.
God: No, seriously, stop okay? Enough is enough. You don't have to bug me for absolutely everything. The day to day stuff, that's your gig, okay? That's why I gave you free will, okay?

Holy Roller: Oh, heavenly Lord...
God: Err....Hello, you're reached Heaven's Answering Machine. God isn't here right now to take your call so please leave a message after the beep. To hear this message in Espanol, please press 2. Beep! *hides behind pillar of salt and hopes he wasn't spotted*



jag

*laughs* *keeps laughing* *dies*

 

[jaguarr]

LOL! My brother and his family used to be like that. He went Born Again Fundamentalist on us when he was 18. Every three minutes he was praying and asking God for something and the rest of the time he was spouting scripture at everyone. It's a wonder I didn't kill him. Seriously. He finally mellowed out after his second kid was born, though. They still pray before dinner, but I can handle that. Otherwise he's cool to hang out with again.

jag

 

[Kritish]

The problem with Christianity is that they insist on controlling the government at all costs. You end up with nut jobs like Tim LaHaye (creator of the "Left Behind" siries) and Dr. James Dobson that tell people to do everything they can for "moral revolution" and reductions of freedoms clearly protected by the constitution. Tim LaHaye claims that christians should do every thing in their power to "stop the spread of pornography".
Freedom can't exist if people like that are allowed to be in power of the country.

 

[Kritish]

LOL! My brother and his family used to be like that. He went Born Again Fundamentalist on us when he was 18. Every three minutes he was praying and asking God for something and the rest of the time he was spouting scripture at everyone. It's a wonder I didn't kill him. Seriously. He finally mellowed out after his second kid was born, though. They still pray before dinner, but I can handle that. Otherwise he's cool to hang out with again.

jag

My mother was like that, my father constantly fought about it with her until they finally decided to get a divorce.

 

[SoulManX]

LOL! My brother and his family used to be like that. He went Born Again Fundamentalist on us when he was 18. Every three minutes he was praying and asking God for something and the rest of the time he was spouting scripture at everyone. It's a wonder I didn't kill him. Seriously. He finally mellowed out after his second kid was born, though. They still pray before dinner, but I can handle that. Otherwise he's cool to hang out with again.

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

My mother was like that, my father constantly fought about it with her until they finally decided to get a divorce.

Thats sad. My grandfather was a quaker and my grandmother a salvationist and they always managed to find a middleground.

 

[Kritish]

Did he think the world was 6,000 years old like my mother did?

 

[SoulManX]

My mother was like that, my father constantly fought about it with her until they finally decided to get a divorce.

Love God and Jesus as the next person but that is just too much. And My people(Black people older ones are [SIZE=-1]notorious[/SIZE] for that) overuse it too much.

 

[Kritish]

Thats sad. My grandfather was a quaker and my grandmother a salvationist and they always managed to find a middleground.

Needless to say I went to live with my dad.

 

[jaguarr]

Did he think the world was 6,000 years old like my mother did?

It frightens me that there are people who would consider Fred Flintstone more of a plausible historical figure than just simple entertainment with some serious embellishment of the historical truth.

jag

 

[Kritish]

It frightens me that there are people who would consider Fred Flintstone more of a plausible historical figure than just simple entertainment with some serious embellishment of the historical truth.

jag

Yeah, my mother thought that dinosaurs interacted with humans every day until the flood.

 

[SoulManX]

It frightens me that there are people who would consider Fred Flintstone more of a plausible historical figure than just simple entertainment with some serious embellishment of the historical truth.

jag

Fred is real...he was spotted at Midas getting his brakes fixed

 

[jaguarr]

Fred is real...he was spotted at Midas getting his brakes fixed

He should have gone to a podiatrist.

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

Yeah, my mother thought that dinosaurs interacted with humans every day until the flood.

Incredable considering the lack of mention of them in the bible.