What turns a guy off?

[04nbod]

One of my best friends in college likes me but i don't reciprocate. i want to turn him off before he vocalises this so things dont get more uncomfortable than they already are. i have until the 3rd of january before i see him again. What do i do

 

[jaydawg]

Fat girls. Seriously.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

fart.

 

[muertevilla]

just start talking about a great guy you just met and that you want him to eventually meet. that turns the switch right off.

 

[JLBats]

Guys are really, really turned off by naked women. Just get subtly naked for him and he'll run.

 

[cryptic name]

don't brush your teeth. or you can start talking about how you can't wait to get married and start having children. or that you've accepted christ and are no longer interested in pleasures of the flesh.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

randomly overreact to something then be like "oh, look at me getting all sisterly with you." that'll turn and piss him off.

 

[phoenix_force]

tell him ur a lesbian

 

[Knives122]

Stupidity, just act really stupid and he won't want to associate with you anymore...

 

[Mister J]

Tell him that he's just like a brother to you.

 

[enterthemadness]

One of my best friends in college likes me but i don't reciprocate. i want to turn him off before he vocalises this so things dont get more uncomfortable than they already are. i have until the 3rd of january before i see him again. What do i do

Pros:

Going out.
Kissing
Making out
Bedroom
Sleeping together.

Cons:

Ruined friendship.
He is possible ugly


The Pros outweight the cons...but it's your life, do whatever you want. Just try not to hurt his feelings.

 

[04nbod]

i thought of saying i have a new boyfriend and get one of my friends he doesn't know to play along in photos and online chats and stuff- but stuff like that gets found out really quick

 

[04nbod]

Pros:

Going out.
Kissing
Making out
Bedroom
Sleeping together.

Cons:

Ruined friendship.
He is possible ugly


The Pros outweight the cons...but it's your life, do whatever you want. Just try not to hurt his feelings.

he's not pretty and the idea of sleeping with him makes me hurl

 

[Mee]

Tell him that he's just like a brother to you.

Or that you'd rather be with your brother than him.

 

[enterthemadness]

he's not pretty and the idea of sleeping with him makes me hurl

Oh, so he's the ugly friend? Ummm...ummm...good luck.

 

[Two-Face]

Bad smell.

 

[Speedball]

tell him ur a lesbian

No...that might make him even more turned on.
Talk about marriage, if he klikes that idea. Ask him how many kids he wants. If he says none, say you want as many as possible. If he say he wants some, say you hate kids.

 

[enterthemadness]

Or that you'd rather be with your brother than him.

That's just a sick burn there.

 

[cryptic name]

Stupidity, just act really stupid and he won't want to associate with you anymore...

since when?

 

[Lobo]

Tell him that he's just like a brother to you.

yep, thts like a dagger thru the heart I speak from experience. Or just tell him I'm too pretty for your ugly ass. He'll be turned off for sure.

 

[04nbod]

its horrible because he told my friends he thinks im out of his league- like it makes it any easier.

 

[muertevilla]

you know...here's a crazy one...maybe just tell him the truth

 

[Kaleb]

Just be superficial,that normally turns me off,oh and flirt with his dad.

 

[dmcnx]

Grow a penis.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

just bloody tell him, your not interested