What's the ODDEST thing you've ever seen?

[J. J. Jameson]

For myself, I'd say the oddest thing I've ever seen was a restaurant (I believe it was near Lancaster, PA) called "Tony's Wang."

Needless to say, I didn't stop.




Your stories?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

It's a toss up between the crossdresser in the wife beater and blue undies who tottered into my shop on high heels, his wig crooked, his lipstick smeared and said to me, "My body is a woooooman's body."

or

The family of over seven foot tall african americans (mom, dad and three teen boys) walking through City Walk, with a two foot tall white dwarf RIDING on one of their legs by standing on the kid's foot and clinging to his knee

 

[CyberFaust]

hitler!

 

[CyberFaust]

with a two foot tall white dwarf RIDING on one of their legs by standing on the kid's foot and clinging to his knee

wait...what?

 

[Whirlysplat]

The log I curled about half an hour ago. It was at least the thickness of a babies arm and retained the curve from the last part of my intestine. I let out quite a grunt on release I can tell you. It stretched my sphincter in a non homosexual but still very satisfying way, i'm sure it caught my prostate somehow on the way out. It was a light brown shade, speckled with sweetcorn and for a turd so massive, quite bouant. I stared at it before wiping my arse and flushing it away. It was a thing of beauty and took four wipes to remove from my memory. It truly was a lovely sight. Do I feel regret and loss, no more a sense of achievement.

 

[Eggyman]

OMFG you need to be shot 'in a non homosexual way' for that post!

 

[Alexia Dark]

My friend's last Halloween costume. She was a demon fairy or something... dressed all in red velvut and hooker boots .

 

[Dwarf lord]

An eighteen wheeler doing a U-turn in a 2 lane intersection.

 

[Whirlysplat]

My friend's last Halloween costume. She was a demon fairy or something... dressed all in red velvut and hooker boots .

Sounds hot!

 

[Manic]

It's a toss up between the crossdresser in the wife beater and blue undies who tottered into my shop on high heels, his wig crooked, his lipstick smeared and said to me, "My body is a woooooman's body."

or

The family of over seven foot tall african americans (mom, dad and three teen boys) walking through City Walk, with a two foot tall white dwarf RIDING on one of their legs by standing on the kid's foot and clinging to his knee

That's so weird, off the wall, and simply out there that I'm not sure if it's true at all.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

That's so weird, off the wall, and simply out there that I'm not sure if it's true at all.

I live in the Hollywood area, more believeable now?

 

[Holly]

It's a toss up between the crossdresser in the wife beater and blue undies who tottered into my shop on high heels, his wig crooked, his lipstick smeared and said to me, "My body is a woooooman's body."

or

The family of over seven foot tall african americans (mom, dad and three teen boys) walking through City Walk, with a two foot tall white dwarf RIDING on one of their legs by standing on the kid's foot and clinging to his knee

lolol you win

 

[CyberFaust]

slightly

 

[MaskedManJRK]

The log I curled about half an hour ago. It was at least the thickness of a babies arm and retained the curve from the last part of my intestine. I let out quite a grunt on release I can tell you. It stretched my sphincter in a non homosexual but still very satisfying way, i'm sure it caught my prostate somehow on the way out. It was a light brown shade, speckled with sweetcorn and for a turd so massive quite bouant. I stared at it before wiping my arse and flushing it away. It was a thing of beauty and took four wipes to remove from my memory. It truly was a thing of a lovely sight.

...I'm not sure if I should be sick to my stomach or laugh my ass off.

I live in the Hollywood area, more believeable now?

Actually, it would be believeable even if it wasn't in the Hollywood area--there are freaks everywhere in the world.

Not that those two are freaks--freaky, yeah, but not FREAKS.

 

[Fred_Fury]

I was going to ban you for this, but my advisor suggested probation instead.-Dew

 

[Jennifer Walters]

.

There...are...simply...no..words.

 

[Eggyman]

No, but there are letters: RAOTFLMMFAO He has a case lmao.

 

[Manic]

They lured him in with that damned sexy pinata, with its dog shape and paper mache hide...

 

[Alexia Dark]

Damn, I missed something funny. If it was worse than the orgasmic poop, it must've been really bad .

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Dude! He was put on Probby for that?! That was nothing.

 

[PhotoJones]

The oddest thing I've ever seen is jag's spotted penis.

 

[Eggyman]

Ha ha -- the lesson: don't sh** where you post.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Damn, I missed something funny. If it was worse than the orgasmic poop, it must've been really bad .

The orgasmic poop needed to be probbied more than what he posted. . His wasn't even graphic at all.

 

[arachnid-guy]

The log I curled about half an hour ago. It was at least the thickness of a babies arm and retained the curve from the last part of my intestine. I let out quite a grunt on release I can tell you. It stretched my sphincter in a non homosexual but still very satisfying way, i'm sure it caught my prostate somehow on the way out. It was a light brown shade, speckled with sweetcorn and for a turd so massive, quite bouant. I stared at it before wiping my arse and flushing it away. It was a thing of beauty and took four wipes to remove from my memory. It truly was a lovely sight. Do I feel regret and loss, no more a sense of achievement.

t:t:t:t:t:

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Seriously, Dew..explain that.