What's your come back when..

[Mayor_McCheese]

What's your come back when somone says "F**k You!!"

I used to have a buddy who said "F with me".. I never knew what that meant but most people were so confused they never had anything else to say

 

[Crooklyn]

Your Mother/Aunt/Niece/Sister/Grandma's been doing it already.

 

[Prognosticator]

I don't hang out with the kind of people who would say that to me.

My best friend in high school made rediculous statements like that all the time. But that was like a vague memory, it's been so long (H.S.)...

 

[Immortalfire]

No one's ever said it to me

 

[hey yo its sean]

You say, "F**k you!" And then punch him/her in the neck. Then no one says anything, because one person is writhing in pain, and the other is sprinting away.

 

[Erzengel]

Usually when women say "F' You" to me, I usually responded with "What do you want to do to me?".

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Heh, my two best male friends and I have always said, "NOOOOooo! **** YOOOoooo!"

 

[The Fonz]

When dudes say **** you to me I say, "I don't swing that way, homo." When a chick says it I either say, "Only if yer ***** is better than yer mom's."

 

[Lord Valumart]

"so's your face"

what else could you say

 

[CyberFaust]

if it's a friend and it's a joke i say "frack you my friend" if it's just a random jerk i don't know i either have a witty remark handy or i punch him in the neck or i ignore him

 

[Warhammer]

You say, "F**k you!" And then punch him/her in the neck. Then no one says anything, because one person is writhing in pain, and the other is sprinting away.

Yep.
With enthusiasm, you say "No, F*** you!".

Or go the random route and say, "Your mom!!"

 

[AndThePickles]

What's your come back when somone says "F**k You!!"

I used to have a buddy who said "F with me".. I never knew what that meant but most people were so confused they never had anything else to say

Just giggle, blush, and say "Not right now!"

 

[Fledermaus]

When someone says "F#ck you" to me, I say "F#ck me? F#ck you, you piece of s#it, sack of rat dick's. I'll f#ckin' kill you!" I don't really kill them. But nonetheless, it's very effective.

 

[Sensi]

"You wish "

 

[Saved]

I don't care who says "***** You" to me, I just some randomly weird and crazy phrase back. They are either laughing at home ******ed it was or they are dumbfounded I even said it. I win.

 

[Warhammer]

Guy: "F*** you!"
Me: "Brush your teeth"

They won't say a damn thing after that because of the randomness.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

What's your come back when somone says "F**k You!!"

I used to have a buddy who said "F with me".. I never knew what that meant but most people were so confused they never had anything else to say

I tell them, "Sorry but you're not my type."

 

[PWN3R]

I usually respond with a, "Give me the time and place and I'm so in."

 

[redmarvel]

Not in your lifetime

You don't have the balls to be able to

Not very likely

What, that's the best pickup line you could come up with?

Do you talk to your mother with that mouth?

LOSER

 

[Master Chief]

What's your come back when somone says "F**k You!!"

I used to have a buddy who said "F with me".. I never knew what that meant but most people were so confused they never had anything else to say

To your buddy, I'd have said, "Already did twice this morning, b**ch."

lol.

As for just the plain old "F**k you." I either just smirk and that's it or call them a piss mop.

 

[PhotoJones]

i usually just say "**** you" back.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

To your buddy, I'd have said, "Already did twice this morning, b**ch."

lol.

As for just the plain old "F**k you." I either just smirk and that's it or call them a piss mop.

Or now you can add to your repertoire: "Bleed All Over Their Fist With My Lip".

 

[Mee]

I'd just pretend to be deaf.

"What? Huh? No hablo. "

 

[Master Chief]

Or now you can add to your repertoire: "Bleed All Over Their Fist With My Lip".

Word yoooo. lol. It didn't swell up so that's cool. Aweshome. Hot stuff. Prolly 'cause the weather was so blizzardy.

 

[bulok]

hey buddy, **** you too! and then give them a nice