Where Do Babies Come From?

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Where Did You Learn About Sex

  1. Parents

  2. Other relative

  3. Friend

  4. Book

  5. porn magazine/film

  6. TV E.g. discovery channel

  7. Overheard certain people

  8. Whats sex, i bump uglies.

  9. I'm still not totally sure where baby's come from

  10. Gary Coleman

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  1. The-Dark-Knight Registered

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    Some parents are very open as to where babies come from and answer it Honestly when that question arises along with the questionsthat come with it. Then there are the others, like my mum who dodge the question and tell you something totally untrue.

    My mum for example told me when i wasa little boy that 'mummies take a tablet and then a baby is made that eventually comes out there belly' my fiances mother told her 'you make gingerbread mixture and put it in the oven and voila, a baby'

    One story sticks out in my head from my childhood regarding procreation, or stopping it. Whilst a little boy i heard the word 'condon' used on TV, i asked my mum what a condom was, the reply was 'a condom is a little balloon used to fix hot air balloon's' Not totally true but very imaginative.

    That raised more questions though as to who had a hot air balloon in coronation street.

    Imagine my horror when the next day i brought up the subject to my best friend who let me in on the real use of a condom, i was a little scared.

    What did your parents tell you in regards to making babies?
     
  2. TLH Hypnotized

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    Not a damn thing.

    My dad did explain that my penis will eventually do this: :bh:

    But I was eight at the time so I didn't get it.
     
  3. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    I already knew. I sensed the talk coming, so eventually put them out of their misery by relinquishing said burden.
     
  4. Dark Carnage Leo Zeppelin

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    Saw an advert about condoms, asked what they were and got the talk. With diagrams.
     
  5. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    My mom tried to talk to me about my period and I refused. So she gave me a book. I learned about penises in there :o

    I remember finding her diaphram under the bathroom sink when I was young though, and I opened its little plastic case and picked it up. She snatched it away from me and was like "Don't touch that!!" Now that I think back on it...ew :csad:
     
  6. Bubonic Registered

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    I walked in on something... Traumatic, and explanations were in order.
    But the story didn't check out considering I'm still an only child.
     
  7. Captain Planet! The Power Is Yours

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    Where do babies come from? :huh:
     
  8. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    :lmao: hahahahahaha! :D
     
  9. Yurka Let The Games Begin!

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    I never got a "talk", my dad just let me find out on my own.
     
  10. Mister J Enlightened to the Great Darkness

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    My parents didn't tell me jack squat. It was always a 'wait until you're older' type thing. I made due with what I could glean from standard TV and movies, the general run of related nonsense that elementary school kids talk about in such and whatever I could make out while watching scrambled porn on premium channels that we didn't pay for.

    When they taught us Sex Ed in 6th grade, it brought about countless epiphanies. So many more dirty jokes made sense. :up:
     
  11. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    My folks told me the real deal when I was about seven or eight, I think. My mom had a book for kids that was all about the reproductive cycle and how babies were born that we read together and then my dad let me ask any questions that I wanted to. :up:

    jag
     
  12. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    Heh, you just reminded me. I remember the first time I ever heard the word, "Rape".

    It was on the news, and everyone was acting all grave because this local man had "RAKED" a girl, and I thought, "Well, it wouldn't be fun to have a guy raking you with a rake, but it wouldn't be that bad. :huh::huh::huh:"

    Then I'm all, "Why would he even rake her?"
    Then my Mom goes, "raPe, not rake."
    Then I thought "Grape".
    Very confusing.
    They just ignored further questions.
     
  13. DBella Seducente/Mortale

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    Your story about finding your Mom's diaphram reminds me of the time, when I was a wee lass, going into my parents' bedroom with two of my little friends, looking for scissors. Instead, in the nightstand drawers we found a box of condoms. At that time I thought they were balloons so we took them and make water balloons and 'bombed' each other with them. Later, when my Dad came home, I told him I hope he doesn't mind that I used his balloons to make water bombs with my friends. I didn't understand the look he gave me then, but I remember my Mom's laughter.
     
  14. Dangerous Registered

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    They come from the vag.

    I know this because I saw it in a medical film.
     
  15. Asteroid-Man Registered

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    They never did. In fact I never asked. This is how I found out. "How come Lindsay's black like her dad but her mom's white? If she's mixed shouldn't she be beige?" And I got the technical answer about chromosomes and what not. And then followed up by the whole thing, but I wasn't aloud to tell anyone else at school because it was an inappropriate topic. I found out in the beginning of Grade 2.
     
  16. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    I don't think he actually knows. :( ^
     
  17. Carcharodon Registered

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    They come from the A-Nus.
     
  18. Asteroid-Man Registered

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    :cmad:

    -> 0

    Sure I don't.
     
  19. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Haha, I heard my mom talking to her friend once, and she said what sounded to me like "I'm so tired. I've been out RAPING all DAY!:wow:"


    Then it hit me, durrr she said raking.


    I hope. :csad:
     
  20. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Me: Dad, how are babies born?
    Dad: Head first, usually.

    That was that.
     
  21. Captain Planet! The Power Is Yours

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    :lmao:


    Seriously though, I found out from my dirty friends, and the television.
     
  22. Nirvana Slowly Losing My Mind

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    My parents were pretty straight forward about it. My mom told me about babies, sex, erections...It wasn't weird either. I felt pretty comfortable talking about it with her.
     
  23. DBella Seducente/Mortale

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    That's not bad. My brother told me I came from the dumpster.
     
  24. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    My cousin's dad followed the Calvin's Dad method, and said they came from Sears.
     
  25. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    bow chika wow wow
     

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