Where Do Babies Come From?

[spike spiegel]

I do remember my parents talking to me about it (and getting me a book), and of course I was also in school learning about S-E-X.

I was always the inquisitive one, too, asking why men and women had seperate bathrooms, and one time I nearly asked my dad "why my penis gets bigger and smaller from time to time."

The other day I was thinking though, where did the stork idea originate from?!

 

[tzarinna]

I remember asking my mom what sperm was. Some kids at school were hollowing about "Sperm Whale". I never got an answer.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I remember asking my mom what sperm was. Some kids at school were hollowing about "Sperm Whale". I never got an answer.

Would it beat all helpful if i told you?

 

[tzarinna]

I'm better with visuals.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

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your welcome

 

[passerby]

Sadie: Where do babies come from?
Debbie: Where do you think they come from?
Sadie: Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.
Debbie: That's exactly right.

 

[tzarinna]

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your welcome

Yay!
I'll go tell the others.

 

[SpideyVille]

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that is wrong on so many levels ... kudos

 

[hammy]

My dad sat me down, and this is all true, I swear on everything. He said, "first, the man takes out his thing, and then he puts it in the woman's thing. Then, some stuff that looks like lotion will come out." The horror.

It does explain some stuff though.

 

[PemLam]

I asked questions, my dad answered.

*I told my oldest daughter we purchased her from the "Baby" section of Ebay and that our winning bid was $43 plus shipping/handling. t:

 

[kane9321]

I never had that "talk" with my mom before

 

[kane9321]

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omg...i just spat out my water on my comp lol

 

[DBella]

Since when did Discovery Channel show porn?

Since... forever? I believe Animal Planet also show porn of the animal kind.

I remember asking my mom what sperm was. Some kids at school were hollowing about "Sperm Whale". I never got an answer.

Hehe! I think I was in 4th grade... I was drawing tadpoles and the boy sitting next to me said it was sperm. I asked what it was and he said, "It's something I have". All I could think of was that one day he'll have frogs coming out of his behind.

 

[C.F. Kane]

My parents left a book on my bed for me to read.