Which Marvel heroes do you most want to see get their butt's kicked?

[Spider-Kurt!]

By whom and why?

 

[Darthphere]

Nighthawk, just because...

 

[Nasty-B]

Which version?

 

[Darthphere]

All of them suck.

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

Nighthawk was another one of those poor man's Batmans, right? He was also part of the Defenders with the Hulk and Daredevil or am I mistaken?

Who'd be the best choice in the Marvel Universe to take him down, Darth?

 

[Darthphere]

Anybody really, Dazzler will do.

 

[Tropico]

Disco Dazzler at that, not how she is currently.

-I'd like for Maria Hill to get beat up by Agent 13.
-I'd like for Tony to get double teamed by Aunt May and MJ. Aunt May just stares angrily at Tony and says "How could you?" and then slaps him. Then MJ gets May out of the way and calls him a sonofa@$%&# and kicks him in the nuts.

 

[Majik1387]

I'd like for whoever the new so-called 3rd Summers brother, Vulcan to get his butt kicked and killed. Killed with no returns.

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

Lately, I've been checking out alot of Fantastic Four related things. I've never been a die hard for them but always liked them. The thing is, most everything I see with them shows the Human Torch as an arrogant,whiney,spoiled,immature jackass who just screams of needing his ass kicked by namely the Thing.

Same goes for Reed Richards. Even before the Civil War, there were wayyyy too many times that he neglected his family. If he wasn't neglecting them than he was putting them in harm's way...mostly in the name of science.

The Black Panther is such a badass and has the technology to break Reed down so he's a good choice. Namor or even Dr.Doom could even help him do it too.

 

[Doombringer]

Why Vulcan? He seems to have potential... i mean he did recently pretty much take out the whole Imperial Guard himself till Gladiator pretty much brought him to his knees. I thought it was badass anyway..

I want Tony, Logan, and Annihilus (even though i like him).

 

[Watchman]

Hulk and Wolverine getting beat by Oracle.

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

I'd like for whoever the new so-called 3rd Summers brother, Vulcan to get his butt kicked and killed. Killed with no returns.

Elaborate. I know a little about him. Any particular X-Man you want to do the do?

 

[Ockham]

I'd like to see Rhino beat Captain America. Psylocke should get some beating as well, preferably by some low-level villain. It'd also be nice if Forge kicked Black Panther's ass for using a retcon to steal his girl...

 

[Red]

Wolverine.

 

[Roughneck]

I want to see Wolverine get Beat by everyone that he had no business beating. One by One

Hulk
Namor
.....The list is very long, some were justified, but many weren't

 

[Majik1387]

Elaborate. I know a little about him. Any particular X-Man you want to do the do?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_%28Marvel_Comics%29

I'll be happy if Cyclops and Havok take care of him. Jean too if she is alive at the moment in comics.

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

I'd like to see Rhino beat Captain America. Psylocke should get some beating as well, preferably by some low-level villain. It'd also be nice if Forge kicked Black Panther's ass for using a retcon to steal his girl...

OK, that last one would make a good story for the reason mentioned but why the other two choices?

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_%28Marvel_Comics%29

I'll be happy if Cyclops and Havok take care of him. Jean too if she is alive at the moment in comics.

OK, thanks!

 

[samurai black]

You know who i'd want to see get their butt k.o.ed across a double page spread.
1. Quicksilver
2. Valerie Cooper
3. Anyone else affiliated with O.N.E.
4. Maria Hill
5. Norman Osbourne (he's supposed to be one of the good guys now right?)
6. The Mighty Avengers (it'd be cool to see them get spanked in their first issue and learn that they should've listened to cap)

 

[3dman27]

Disco Dazzler at that, not how she is currently.

-I'd like for Maria Hill to get beat up by Agent 13.
-I'd like for Tony to get double teamed by Aunt May and MJ. Aunt May just stares angrily at Tony and says "How could you?" and then slaps him. Then MJ gets May out of the way and calls him a sonofa@$%&# and kicks him in the nuts.

sounds good i'd lie to see iron man get his ,shall we say" armor recycled" for him by everymarvel hero this side of forbush man
also i'd like to see black cat turned into mj's punching bagbasfull benjy declare CLOBBERIN' TIME ON OLD WRETCHO ER,STRECHO

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

You know who i'd want to see get their butt k.o.ed across a double page spread.
1. Quicksilver
2. Valerie Cooper
3. Anyone else affiliated with O.N.E.
4. Maria Hill
5. Norman Osbourne (he's supposed to be one of the good guys now right?)
6. The Mighty Avengers (it'd be cool to see them get spanked in their first issue and learn that they should've listened to cap)

I'm not sure about some of those mentioned here but the Green Goblin absolutely needs to be humbled...I mean REALLY humbled! I'd love to read the issue of the Pulse who Luke Cage apparently beat his ass like Spider-Man should have done more often.

 

[Ockham]

OK, that last one would make a good story for the reason mentioned but why the other two choices?

In Cap's case, the reason is the same Roughneck gave: I'd like to see him beaten by someone who "he had no business beating"(sic). Rhino would be a good choice for the sheer shock value -- Marvel really hasn't portrayed him as the Thing-level powerhouse he really is.

Psylocke... british-asian martial artist hot ninja chick with big breasts and revealing clothes with continuous enhancements in strength, speed, telekinesis etc; lately immunity to telepathy, magic and friggin reality manipulation. They are forcefully trying to turn her into some teenage fanboy idol by giving her everything. Beat her back to her place, I say.

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

In Cap's case, the reason is the same Roughneck gave: I'd like to see him beaten by someone who "he had no business beating"(sic). Rhino would be a good choice for the sheer shock value -- Marvel really hasn't portrayed him as the Thing-level powerhouse he really is.

Psylocke... british-asian martial artist hot ninja chick with big breasts and revealing clothes with continuous enhancements in strength, speed, telekinesis etc; lately immunity to telepathy, magic and friggin reality manipulation. They are forcefully trying to turn her into some teenage fanboy idol by giving her everything. Beat her back to her place, I say.

Ah...valid points. When did Cap fight Rhino by the way or were you just using that as an example?

 

[Ockham]

Ah...valid points. When did Cap fight Rhino by the way or were you just using that as an example?

I've heard he once did, though I don't have the issue. But I found a scan:

http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=captainamericavol309195rr.jpg

By the same token, some world champion heavy-weight boxer should KO the Thing. Totally unreasonable.

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

Thanks! I see what you mean!