Which Russian Mail Order Bride Would You Pick?

[Venice]

None of them, I can't stand Euro trash...the neon makeup...the bad dye jobs, it's too much.

 

[Motown Marvel]

Ekaterina....

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

What? None of you guys would want this Russian Bride?

 

[Sava]

Anastasia

 

[The Lizard]

Can we get a 2-for-1 deal on these two?

 

[Sarge]

Etkaterina Teh rehead

 

[Sarge]

None of them, I can't stand Euro trash...the neon makeup...the bad dye jobs, it's too much.

you're also a female vegetarian PETA supporter so your opinions dont matter to anyone.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Ekaterina

 

[The Nose Goblin]

I picked Olga. She's hot and reminds me of a song thats relevant (sort of) to the topic.

'Blue Green Olga by my side
Take a chance and be my bride
Blue Green Olga by my side
I said I got to love ya Olga! Damn!'

-excerpt of "Blue Green Olga"-Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Acme

 

[Spider-Fett]

Tatiana, she is the hotness

 

[Spider-Fett]

you're also a female vegetarian PETA supporter so your opinions dont matter to anyone.

Sgt. Homestowned!

 

[The Nose Goblin]

Whats the return policy on a mail order bride anyhow?

Do you get a receipt of sale?

And can your 'used russian wife' be used as credit towards a trade-in?

 

[Quentin Black]

The first one.

Tatiana looks like she's been taking too much crack.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Olga as first choice, Tatiana as second.

 

[strike-hard]

you're also a female vegetarian PETA supporter so your opinions dont matter to anyone.

Haha...

Venice Pwned!

 

[GREEN =w= DAY]

I think that's one of the main reasons why people would want to marry her.

True love here I come!

dude, are you actually serious about ordering a Russian bride?!?! aren't you afraid that you'll get married and then she'll divorce and want half of what you own and not car cuz she is now considered a legal immigrant?!?!? or are you gonna get a prenub before going through with this? anyway, go for either Anastacia or Olga. best of luck to you.

 

[strike-hard]

True love can be found anywhere.

X

 

[danielisthor]

I personally would go with Olga.

My russian girlfriend arrives on Saturday at 8:55pm. Can't wait.

 

[danielisthor]

Enter credit card information.

Wait for authorization.

4-6 weeks later.

Tatiana arrives at house.

Its a little bit more complicated than that.

 

[Kroc1138]

Either Olga or Natalia. But Olga seems that she may be a bit on the Hefty side. Got any better pics?? Most of those aren't all that great.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

All of the above...then I'd move to Utah

 

[Kaleb]

utah? well anyway I dont want any of them , however I did like Famke Jenson's russian charator in Goldeneye, so if she was real then yeah I will take her , however she isnt so I gues I cant , dammit life is so unfair

 

[strike-hard]

utah?

Polygamy.

 

[Dumas]

Ekaterina?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Worst name ever...next to dmcnx...that *****.

 

[Kaleb]

Polygamy.

thanks