The Force Awakens Who Kills Luke Skywalker?

[palewest]

Maybe it is Luke who falls to the dark side after years of researching Jedi secrets. One of the "good guys" is the one who kills him!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Kanye West kills Luke Skywalker. There, I said it.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

With flashing lightsabers.

 

[jonathancrane]

Purple Drank.

 

[Loki882]

I doubt that Luke is dying in Episode VII. I think that Han will die instead. Luke may die in Episode VIII (as a big shocker) or Episode IX (to show the stakes in the trilogy's finale).

 

[Gianakin_]

I've been saying this for a long time and I'll keep saying it till the premiere or till the spoilers prove otherwise, but I want Han and Leia to ram the Falcon into the enemy ship, dying together. Daddy Kirk in ST09 style, only together.

 

[Hyde]

I've been saying this for a long time and I'll keep saying it till the premiere or till the spoilers prove otherwise, but I want Han and Leia to ram the Falcon into the enemy ship, dying together. Daddy Kirk in ST09 style, only together.

G, don't give me feels like that

 

[Gianakin_]

Bad idea, or sad idea?

If it's the latter, I'm suggesting this for purely cynical reasons (Ford getting too old and is probably interested in doing this just once).

 

[Hyde]

Latter. I think I'd cry

 

[Gianakin_]

It'd be a good death, I think.

 

[Green Goblin]

How about he actually just dies of old age?

 

[Gianakin_]

That's Luke, for me.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Who or what kills Luke? The Diabeetus.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Self sacrifice to save a young hero.

Also lol @ Caedus.. That ****er's dead, and even if he wasn't they're not using the EU.

 

[chamber-music]

high cholesterol kills him

 

[georgec]

Khan

 

[Lobo]

Snape

 

[O_B_Juan]

The last Jango Fett Clone or Dark Chewbacca. Maybe evil cyborg Lando. No wait, Son of Jabba's Rancor.

 

[Doc Ock]

Luke doing a noble awesome sacrifice is required if Luke is to die...

 

[Octoberist]

high cholesterol kills him

I know he's losing weight steadily for a man his age. But from how he looked like during Celebration, Mark still has a long ways to go.

 

[Loki882]

Luke doesn't need to be in fantastic shape if they going for the "wise old mentor" routine. In the OT, Alec Guinness looked a tad bit overweight to me, but it was fine since his role wasn't very physical.

 

[Malcolm Reynold]

George Lucas. Because he ruined the mythology by adding **** to it. He killed Star Wars.

 

[Gianakin_]

Lol.