why do some girls like to get choked when having sex?

*is slightly grossed out*

Buddy, I can assure you, you do not wanna go near my feet after I've been in boots all day.

Hey, warning well-taken. It shall be heeded.


*sits back and waits for Golgo and Jag to make up and choke eachother*
 
Hey, warning well-taken. It shall be heeded.


*sits back and waits for Golgo and Jag to make up and choke eachother*

Now that would be something I'd pay to see... Especially if both of them were oiled up and mostly naked.
 
Such a well written statement. I'm glade you feel the need to prove yourself to someone who posts on a board dedicated to comic books. Jackass rehab? etc, etc...... and i'm the immature one? Maybe no one told you as a child that name calling is the seed of immaturity. Well where those that raised you failed, i'm telling you, it is. And that accusation you claim i threw in your direction was nothing more than light humor, which was blatantly obvious by the smiley i used, but apparently you aren't intelligent enough to process such simplicity.

Apparently your level of simplicity flies under my radar. Your posts struck me as nothing but incessant jabs with absolutely no good will in them at all. The fact remains that instead of engaging in a conversation about the subject, you took it upon yourself to harass me over what I interpreted as your disdain for the subject matter and my experience with it. So, yes, I took offense.

jag
 
Apparently your level of simplicity flies under my radar. Your posts struck me as nothing but incessant jabs with absolutely no good will in them at all. The fact remains that instead of engaging in a conversation about the subject, you took it upon yourself to harass me over what I interpreted as your disdain for the subject matter and my experience with it. So, yes, I took offense.

jag
Nobody's jabbing at you, harrassing you, so i don't understand why your offended. You took my humor out of context. Take a chill pill. Relax. And have a good night.
 
It ALWAYS seems to happen to guys that don't appreciate it! Very annoying.

Strange though that me and my woman turned out to be perfect for each other on more levels than we ever thought. Happened to a woman who appreciated it very much. If I wasn't so possesive I'd lend you my wife.
 
Apparently your level of simplicity flies under my radar. Your posts struck me as nothing but incessant jabs with absolutely no good will in them at all. The fact remains that instead of engaging in a conversation about the subject, you took it upon yourself to harass me over what I interpreted as your disdain for the subject matter and my experience with it. So, yes, I took offense.

jag

Nobody's jabbing at you, harrassing you, so i don't understand why your offended. You took my humor out of context. Take a chill pill. Relax. And have a good night.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
 
Strange though that me and my woman turned out to be perfect for each other on more levels than we ever thought. Happened to a woman who appreciated it very much. If I wasn't so possesive I'd lend you my wife.

And so, I continue living my life without sex and a girlfriend. I haven't had sex since I was 18... I'm nearly 23! Nooooooooooooooooo!
 
Nobody's jabbing at you, harrassing you, so i don't understand why your offended. You took my humor out of context. Take a chill pill. Relax. And have a good night.

Probably poor timing on your part; just as LS and I are talking about how people on this board can't talk about sexuality on a mature level, here you come with what I perceived as needling. My apologies for the misunderstanding. Just...next time you decide to make a joke, try and be funny, okay? :oldrazz:

jag
 
And so, I continue living my life without sex and a girlfriend. I haven't had sex since I was 18... I'm nearly 23! Nooooooooooooooooo!

Wow. I've been with my woman since I was 14, and the only time we had to do without was when I was recovering from my liver failure, and that was only two years. I got it more when I was 14 than you have ever! PWNAGE!
 
Probably poor timing on your part; just as LS and I are talking about how people on this board can't talk about sexuality on a mature level, here you come with what I perceived as needling. My apologies for the misunderstanding. Just...next time you decide to make a joke, try and be funny, okay? :oldrazz:

jag

Only if you'd grow a sense of humor somewhere in that mature body of yours.:oldrazz:
 
Wow. I've been with my woman since I was 14, and the only time we had to do without was when I was recovering from my liver failure, and that was only two years. I got it more when I was 14 than you have ever! PWNAGE!

Yes :( I do in a way feel like I've missed out on my youth. And they say that men reach their sexual peak at about my age :(

I wanna get a hot young girlfriend before I get old!
 
Wow. I've been with my woman since I was 14, and the only time we had to do without was when I was recovering from my liver failure, and that was only two years. I got it more when I was 14 than you have ever! PWNAGE!

Damn, you started young. At age 14 I didn't even know what my clitoris was for. Glad I do now. :o
 
Yes :( I do in a way feel like I've missed out on my youth. And they say that men reach their sexual peak at about my age :(

I wanna get a hot young girlfriend before I get old!

I got me an older woman and it worked pretty well.
 
Yes :( I do in a way feel like I've missed out on my youth. And they say that men reach their sexual peak at about my age :(

I wanna get a hot young girlfriend before I get old!


Here's the irony of being a man; you'll probably have more luck getting that hot young girlfriend WHEN you are older. You'll have more experience, more stability and more money. All of those are things women are attracted to. It's a cruel joke of nature. :o

jag
 
Wow. I've been with my woman since I was 14, and the only time we had to do without was when I was recovering from my liver failure, and that was only two years. I got it more when I was 14 than you have ever! PWNAGE!

Maybe I need a woman. :csad:
 
Damn, you started young. At age 14 I didn't even know what my clitoris was for. Glad I do now. :o

I must admit, at 14 it was a little bit of 'well, the book say it goes here...' and kind of fumbling, but it got better. Besides, who says I started at 14?
 
Here's the irony of being a man; you'll probably have more luck getting that hot young girlfriend WHEN you are older. You'll have more experience, more stability and more money. All of those are things women are attracted to. It's a cruel joke of nature. :o

jag

Not to mention society will deem you a dirty old man if you attempt to get anyone that much younger. Damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario.
 
I must admit, at 14 it was a little bit of 'well, the book say it goes here...' and kind of fumbling, but it got better. Besides, who says I started at 14?

*confused* Well:

Wow. I've been with my woman since I was 14, and the only time we had to do without was when I was recovering from my liver failure, and that was only two years. I got it more when I was 14 than you have ever! PWNAGE!

:huh: Did I misread this? lol
 

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