Why does T.O. where a helmet on his excersize bike?

[Excel]

LOL whats he gonna do, fall off?

 

[Assassin]

pic?

 

[Excel]

im looking, they just showed him on ESPN in his discovery channel-version under armor, and his bike helmet n sunglasses, riding on the sidlines while laughing with reporters.

 

[U.S War Machine]

you never know...

 

[The Squirrel]

LOL whats he gonna do, fall off?

It's possible.

 

[Excel]

 

[enterthemadness]

Maybe he's afraid a linebacker will blindside him?

 

[Excel]

lol

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

My names Terrel Owens, y'knowwhatimean, and whenever I ride my bike i gotta ride a helmet, y'knowwhatimean? You never know what type of accident could happen, y'knowwhatimean. Cause I'm T.O., y'knowwhatimean?

 

[Tangled Web]

I can explain. Lance Armstrong used to wear a discovery channel shirt when he rode before he switched to yellow.

I think TO thinks he's Lance.

 

[Mee]

Yep. T.O. said he felt like Lance being on a bike all day, so he showed up in a Lance like outfit.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

He does these publicity stunts because he has agents in his ears telling him that the exposure will create extra endorsement deals for him.

 

[enterthemadness]

I got it. Forget the linebacker blindside theory. he's trying to set a fashion statement!

Hey, kids, T.O. here. If you wear sunglasses and a goofy looking helmet while riding your bike, everybody will think you're cool! And it's safe and gets you tons of babes. *babes magically surround T.O. out of thin air* now buy this ****!

 

[Kable24]

He's afraid of his "fans" throwing bottles at his huge ego inflated head.

 

[Speedball]

He's afraid of his "fans" throwing bottles at his huge ego inflated head.

Yep, it would be pretty hard to miss too.
You don't even have to aim, just throw.

 

[Mister J]

T.O. wears the helmet because he's "got the game in overdrive".

Actually, he was likely wearing it because he's an attention ****e and needed something to get people to further notice him while he rehabs his little hamstring.

He's still got the game in overdrive, though.

 

[Sasquatch]

I vote attention ****e

 

[Iceman]

Who's in the avvy?

LOL whats he gonna do, fall off?

Asteroids.

 

[Excel]

lol yeah im sure

 

[Iceman]

Answer the question : Who's in the avvy?

This is important.

 

[Mister J]

In Excel's avvy...

That looks like Kristal Marshall from WWE.

I'm fairly certain of it. I remember the ass-shaking vividly.

 

[Iceman]

In Excel's avvy...

That looks like Kristal Marshal from WWE.

I'm fairly certain of it. I remember the ass-shaking vividly.

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