Closer to death.
I can't say I miss being a kid, hated it, as an adult I can do ANYTHING...EVEN DANCE IN MY UNDERWEAR!
I hate being an adult because. .
I have to pay bills.
Do laundry.
Clean dishes.
Work.
Act like an adult.
I can't call girls 'cootie-heads' anymore.
If I want something, Christmas isn't my only option. . . wait. . actually that's kinda cool.
Sticking my tongue at someone isn't as poignant.
Buying gas.
Passing gas is no longer funny, unless you're with a bunch a drunken friends.