Win a date with Jessica Biel!

[The Female Torch]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060715/ap_en_ce/people_biel

It's for charity, dammit. If I must...sigh.

LMAO she's more pathetic than I thought she was

Obviously she's waaaayy over Chris, she's probably doing this just to get laid, not for charity....how sad, desprate chick

 

[Swordmaster]

Five bucks says she marries some no-name **** monkey, gets pregnant, and loses all shred of hotness.



And gets fat

 

[Darthphere]

[/COLOR][/FONT]

LMAO she's more pathetic than I thought she was

Obviously she's waaaayy over Chris, she's probably doing this just to get laid, not for charity....how sad, desprate chick

Jealous much? Im sorry, whoever you are, she doesnt need to do this to get laid.

 

[Kaleb]

[/COLOR][/FONT]

LMAO she's more pathetic than I thought she was

Obviously she's waaaayy over Chris, she's probably doing this just to get laid, not for charity....how sad, desprate chick

and you think think any guy is really ganna care about that

 

[Samael]

Five bucks says she marries some no-name **** monkey, gets pregnant, and loses all shred of hotness.



And gets fat

Enjoy everything while it lasts.

 

[The Female Torch]

I knew that yould make Dog Lips happy


FINALLY YOUR DREAM HAS COME TRUE

 

[Swordmaster]

Enjoy everything while it lasts.

I plan to

 

[The Female Torch]

Jealous much? Im sorry, whoever you are, she doesnt need to do this to get laid.

Jealous? of a girl who cant be faithful to her boyfreind?

I dont think so

 

[Darthphere]

Jealous? of a girl who cant be faithful to her boyfreind?

I dont think so

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[The Female Torch]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You really need to get over it...

Moving on peoples anyone actaully going to enter?

Not me, I an not a lesbian, get over it

 

[Drakon]

Female Torch, your sig is too big.

 

[The Female Torch]

Female Torch, your sig is too big.

Again?! Dang

 

[Drakon]

Just delete the huge spaces at the top and you're fine.

 

[The Female Torch]

i did

 

[Sarge 2.0]

[/color][/font]

LMAO she's more pathetic than I thought she was

Obviously she's waaaayy over Chris, she's probably doing this just to get laid, not for charity....how sad, desprate chick

Somehow, I seriously doubt that Jessica Biel has any trouble getting laid.

 

[Darthphere]

Somehow, I seriously doubt that Jessica Biel has any trouble getting laid.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I wish I were Jessica Biel. Then I could touch myself.

 

[Samael]

What's stopping you now?

 

[Kaleb]

the fact that he has to lick his privates to clean himself

 

[Strange]

the fact that he has to lick his privates to clean himself

Your just jealous.

 

[enterthemadness]

Is someone really gonna bid on this auction? It's not a 100% chance that the winning person will get a kiss on the lips by Jessica Biel. Let alone get laid, sleep with her, or even make out. Not even if the winning bid goes over like 100,000.

 

[Samael]

I promise you, if I auction off 100,000 dollars. I AM going to third base...



For charity ofcourse.

 

[enterthemadness]

Thrid base...that's when you get laid right?

 

[Arcturus]

A date with Jessica Biel!

OMFG!

 

[Strange]

Is someone really gonna bid on this auction? It's not a 100% chance that the winning person will get a kiss on the lips by Jessica Biel. Let alone get laid, sleep with her, or even make out. Not even if the winning bid goes over like 100,000.

I'm sure whoever is desperate enough to shell out a lot of money to go out with Biel, there is no chance in hell that it won't be chaperoned by a huge guy that likes to break legs.