Colossal Spoons
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Your mouth feels so liberated when they're gone; I'd gladly deal with the discomfort after surgery.
Colossal Spoons said:Hahaha, ATP seems to love calling me when she gets done having any kind of sugery involving anesthesia (Told you to stop that sucka) If I had a recorder, I'd play it for y'all. She's done and should probably be asleep for a few hours.
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Wilhelm-Scream said:SOUP WITH NO CHUNKINESS ?!?!?!
NoooOOOOooo!!!
Colossal Spoons said:Hahaha, ATP seems to love calling me when she gets done having any kind of sugery involving anesthesia (Told you to stop that sucka) If I had a recorder, I'd play it for y'all. She's done and should probably be asleep for a few hours.
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Chunkless soup has no possibilities.AndThePickles said:It takes all the magic out of Campbells![]()
Cool... but somewhat impractical.. and probably painful.Wilhelm-Scream said:That'd be cool if we had Wisdom Eyes and when you got older four eyeballs would start growing on your forehead and if they came in crosseyed you'd go and have them removed.
Just call me Wisdom Legs from now on.mightiest_mortal said:Cool... but somewhat impractical.. and probably painful.
Wisdom legs.. now thatd be fun![]()
Hi Wisdom LegsWilhelm-Scream said:Just call me Wisdom Legs from now on.
That would be nastyPhePhe112 said:LOL...what about if guys got wisdom schlongs?? ok, i went too far!! haha
Hmmmm.....PhePhe112 said:LOL...what about if guys got wisdom schlongs?? ok, i went too far!! haha
...itl haave to be removedWilhelm-Scream said:Hmmmm.....
"My wisdom schlong is coming in crooked."
whoa, you didn't have to drive yourself home did you? sucks about the cooking thing.AndThePickles said:Hey everyone, thought I'd give an update as well as some advice for those who haven't gotten them removed yet. For the first day:
Surgery is fun. You get knocked out and it's lovely.
What comes after the loveliness: Yuckiness! Your whole lower half of your face will be numb. You will not be able to feel your own tongue
Make sure you have a large supply of soup that has no kind of "chunkiness" in it at all.....like just get broths, tomato soup, etc. Also, when you get home, FORCE yourself to eat even if it means dribbling all over yourself. I couldn't at first because of my numb mouth so I didn't take painkillers right away and OUCH.
Don't eat anything cold! I tried to eat some milkshake so I could take my painkillers and it was the most excruciating pain I'd felt in a LONG time. It takes a lot of physical pain to make me cry, and boy did I cry.
Make sure someone is home with you. I'm by myself until this evening, and it is a pain in the ass having to cook for yourself.
That's all for now.....my bottom lip is still numb and my first kind of painkiller didn't really help, so I'm about to drink more soup and take the strong stuff lol. I should hopefully be asleep soon haha.
Colossal Spoons said:^Haha, don't get hooked now. Pills in 30 mins, remember!
kakarot069 said:one of my wisdom teeth has grown in, but it's crooked, and now it sometimes cuts the inside of my cheek... damn tooth...