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GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Ouch to all those Deadpool and Gambit supporters. Although they do make it seem like it's their movie. :oldrazz:
 
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Wolverine's cousin, who hosts a show on the Food Network.
 
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BLOB: I was trying to get in shape for this fight, so I drank nothing but milk shakes!
WOLVERINE: You mean diet shakes?
BLOB: Uh-oh...
 
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BLOB: "Crapola! I thought I was auditioning for King Hippo in a Punch Out movie!"
 
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Norbert 2

"The hilarious hit comedy from the makers of a bunch of other lame comedies, Hugh Jackman marries a giant hermathrodite boxer but soon discovers their love was fleeting. Just when he seems doomed to his marriage from hell he meets his true love... Optimus Prime. But how does he tell the 1000 pound husband from hell that he has fallen for the king of transformers?"

Starring Hugh Jackman and Optimus Prime. Eddie Murphy directs, produces, supplies the refreshments and plays every other character in the movie.
 
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Wolverine: Tell me what I want to know or I`ll Snikt you in the belly!
Soldier: I`ll go for Option C.
Soldier leaps forward and rams his face into Wolverine`s claws.
Soldier: Weren`t expecting that were ya smart guy??!!!!
Wolverine: You got me there. Touche. I guess.
 
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Hugh Jackman: My mommy tapes my cutlery to my hand so that I don`t lose them on the way to school. I sure hopes they got pink custard with pudding today, I loves pink custard.
 
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lol
 
Come on, guys. We've got a lot ot trailer stills now! Let's pump this thread out! :woot:

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GAMBIT: Give me a spin-off, damnit!

WOLVERINE and SABERTOOTH: NEVAH!

OBS: This is a caption for the first pic, sevvy? :woot:
 
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BLOB: I'm not fat. I just have big bones!

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WOLVERINE: Why are your boxing gloves... sticky?

BLOB: Oh, those are not boxing gloves. I just shoved my hands in a pot of jello and it kinda got hard while i was eating it...


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