Wolverine Caption Thread

[protocida]

http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/wolverine-trailer-breakdown/33.jpg
BLOB: I'll keep punching you until this thread gets some feedback!

WOLVERINE: Oh, that'll take a while...

 

[Peter McCabe]

"Do you even know how to host the Oscars?"

"I'm gonna do a musical number. See if that works."

 

[Psykoelf]

"Wendy, I can FLY!!"

 

[sniktsnakt]

"MwhahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH . . . . !!!"

"Funny face? I'll give you a funny face!"

<mockers flee>

 

[sniktsnakt]

Are the fangirls gone?

 

[protocida]

WOLVERINE: I just saw the trailer of Uwe Boll's last movie and i'm scarred for life.

 

[Peter McCabe]

"The horror. The horror."

*Wolverine after watching Punisher War Zone

 

[protocida]

WOLVERINE: Hey, Sabes'! Listen to this! There was this guy, right? He had three balls.

SABERTOOTH: Three balls? Man, that's fu**ked up!

WOLVERINE: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, this guy had three balls, right? And that made him really pissed. So, he wen't to see a doctor, and the doctor told him "Man, you should be proud! You're the only guy that has three balls! You're fu**king special, ya'know?"

SABERTOOTH: OK, that makes sense.

WOLVERINE: Right, right. So this guy gets out of the ER, and he's felling, like, THE bad*ss because he has three balls. So, he goes walking on the street and he sees this huge guy, Schazenegger-like. So he goes there and says to this guy: "Hey, did you knew that, if you count your balls and my balls, the total is five?", and the other guys looks at him, and says: "Why? You only have one?"

 

[Congo Jack]

LOGAN: I want new dog-tags.
STRYKER: What do you want them to say?
LOGAN: "The Great Danton".
STRYKER: Bit old fashioned isn't it?
LOGAN: No. It's sophisticated.

"Do you even know how to host the Oscars?"

"I'm gonna do a musical number. See if that works."

.http://forums.superherohype.com/images/smilies/cs_funny.gif

 

[the a1ant]

"Do you even know how to host the Oscars?"

"I'm gonna do a musical number. See if that works."

*loves it*

 

[sniktsnakt]

"Do you even know how to host the Oscars?"

"I'm gonna do a musical number. See if that works."

lol!

<big grin>

 

[Psykoelf]

I said WIPE YOUR FEET!!

 

[Psykoelf]

Why won't he call?

 

[Superhero 101]

To Be or Not to Be?

Sorry i am just doing a paper on Hamlet and i guess i could not resist!

 

[sabetoonth]

(sabertooth smiling pic)
i vant to suck you blud!

 

[Peter McCabe]

"God! I love this role. I was BORN to play this guy. There's NOBODY else you guys coulda gotten to play Gambit."

"Actually Taylor, you were our second choice."

"You son of a *****!!!"

"Taylor, you're not really a mutant. You just threw a card at me."

"Yeah??? Well at least my TV show didn't get cancelled!!! Viva Laughlin was crap."

 

[Superhero 101]

^^^
Haha

Sabertooth: James I Am YOUR Half-Brother!!

James: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[sniktsnakt]

lol. These are great! t:

 

[sniktsnakt]

(No caption needed)

Deadpool provides his own captions.

 

[Peter McCabe]

Awesome.

 

[Ratcrawler]

"Ok...now, open your eyes!"

"And God as my witness, I will NEVER go hungry again!"

I will never forget my father's last words; "Stop running around holding pencils like that or you'll crash into and stab somebody."

http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/gallery_photos/Wolverine_Gambit_gal.jpg
"Love to stay 'n chat girls, but I gotta catch the red eye flight outta here."

Remy: Behold the power of my PINXPLOSION!

http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/wolverine-trailer-breakdown/33.jpg
Logan: Lookin' good, mom.

 

[Superhero 101]

Wolverine: MEEEOOWWWW

 

[Peter McCabe]

"Let me ask you something, do you give the guys who deliver your cat-scans a tip?"

"I usually throw them five bucks, they can grab some lunch."

"Five bucks??? Where are you gonna go to lunch for five bucks?"

"McDownald's. Booorger King. Woondy's."

"I love it. Little changes in the names of the most famous fast food chains. I really do love it."

 

[Morg]

Hotlinking is still a no no, so please host the pics yourself

 

[Jacky]

I will never forget my father's last words; "Stop running around holding pencils like that or you'll crash into and stab somebody."

HAHHAHA! Awesome. t: