Wolverine.....what a joke!

Yeah, I like the design of the current costume, but brown and tan would look better. Tan instead of yellow and brown instead of blue. :up:

It's not like it'd be too similar to Sabretooth's anymore. :dry:
 
Can someone tell me why this losers so popular? He's a short little runt, he throws temper tantrums, his second hand smoke is killing the other X-Men, he can barely form a complete sentence, bub, and maybe worst of all, he is a filthy little mutant, like a great number of posters who have bad mouthed me here.

if only that were true. I would buy him a beer.
 
Yeah, I like the design of the current costume, but brown and tan would look better. Tan instead of yellow and brown instead of blue. :up:

It's not like it'd be too similar to Sabretooth's anymore. :dry:

I concur, I have always prefered his costume brown instead of blue.

So...do you guys prefer that Wolverine can get drunk, or that he's unable to get intoxicated because of his healing factor?
 
I'd prefer if he could get drunk as a result of his healing factor being toned down overall.
 
You love to hate Wolverine, but you also hate that you love him. You're so silly.
 
I don't love him. I do love to hate him, though. I don't honestly know what I'd do if people started writing him as a reasonable powerhouse. So much of the joy I get from *****ing about comic-related stuff would be lost.
 
You're totally going to be buying 3 Wolverine titles a month, dude. That's love.
 
That's an unfortunate side effect of those books actually sounding interesting in spite of his presence. :o

The solicitation for Wolverine: First Class makes it sound more like Giant-Size X-Men: First Class, to be honest. Storm, Colossus, Nightcrawler, and the other "second team" characters are supposed to be in the first issue, at least.
 
See, here's the thing...Wolverine, like any other character, is great when handled by the CORRECT writer. Somewhere between Onslaught and now, they decided that all that made Wolverine cool was his hack/slash attitude and claws, whereas what made him so cool a character was his Clint Eastwood-like quality. He was the silent badass who didn't say much, and who, for the most part, clung to the background until he was needed to step in and do what he does best. NOT that he was flawless and the only one who could win fights.

Wolverine was a multi-dimensional character once he joined the X-Men. He had depth, mystery, a complex personality. He provided a good foil for Cyclops' goody-goody nature, and competition for Jean as women love the bad boy. Though the X-Men were like his family and the X-Mansion the only place he considered home, he always felt like an outsider amongst outsiders and kept his distance. He fought to control the animal nature inside, he had extensive training which he used to the fullest from the simplest hunt to saving his allies. He was hardly a genius, but when he spoke there was a wisdom behind the words that only comes with experience.

THAT was Wolverine.

This character that's been running around for a while is NOT. It's a characature. It's a What If? gone wrong. He's obnoxious, in your face, nothing more than two sets of claws (and FYI, there's a smoking ban at Marvel so he hasn't lit-up in a few years now). Marvel thinks that's all there is to the character, and the writers do little to disporve it.

You wanna see the REAL Wolverine? Go read CLASSIC Claremont. Go read Larry Hama. Go read any book before the mid 1990s, then come back here and tell us that he was everything he is now.
 
You know what isn't a joke?

Blueberry truffle chocolates from See's Candies.

If you've got a See's Candies near you, do yourself a favor, stop on in and try one of these babies.

Boy howdy, are you in for a treat!
 
That sounds fantastic.

They're even better than that.

I won't even tell you about the raspberry cremes, you shouldn't even be trying those until you've had a few of the blueberries to build up a tolerance.
 
Your info says Ohio. That's like an entire state of the sticks.
 
They wouldn't call it flyover country if there was anything there I needed to know about.
 
Bone Thugs N' Harmony is there. You need to know about them. That's the only good thing I can say about Ohio.
 
You guys are living in Michigan and Maryland. I rest my case. :o
 
You know, God made Michigan look like a giant hand so he'd have something to ***** slap Ohio with.
 

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