JackBauer
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I just finished watching Wonder Boys again. it's amazing how this movie still makes me laugh after multiple viewings. the acting's great, the script is awesome, and the dialogues are funny as s#!t.
Antonia Sloviak: That's a nice greenhouse.
Grady Tripp: It's Mrs. Gaskell's. Her hobby.
Terry Crabtree: I thought you were Mrs. Gaskell's hobby, Tripp.
James Leer: Wow, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly.
Grady Tripp: That's just what they used to say in the ads.
Grady Tripp: Well, he did say a few things that led me to believe it WAS his car.
Terry Crabtree: Like what?
Grady Tripp: "That's my car, motherf***er."
James Leer: I just wanted to stay with you for a little while.
Grady Tripp: I'm a teacher, James, I'm not a Holiday Inn.
Grady Tripp: Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriend's dog. Even though Poe and I weren't exactly what you'd call simpatico, that's no reason he should've taken two in the chest.
Grady Tripp: Well... thank you for the thought, but shocking as it may sound, I am not the first writer to sip a little weed. Furthermore, it might surprise you to know that one book I wrote, as you say, "under the influence," just happened to win a little something called the Pen Award. Which, by the way, I accepted under the influence.
James Leer: Someone jumped on your car with their butt!
Grady Tripp: How can you tell?
James Leer: Well, you can see the outline of a butt.
but, more than anything, the movie introduced us to Vernon Hardapple.
any other fans?
Antonia Sloviak: That's a nice greenhouse.
Grady Tripp: It's Mrs. Gaskell's. Her hobby.
Terry Crabtree: I thought you were Mrs. Gaskell's hobby, Tripp.
James Leer: Wow, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly.
Grady Tripp: That's just what they used to say in the ads.
Grady Tripp: Well, he did say a few things that led me to believe it WAS his car.
Terry Crabtree: Like what?
Grady Tripp: "That's my car, motherf***er."
James Leer: I just wanted to stay with you for a little while.
Grady Tripp: I'm a teacher, James, I'm not a Holiday Inn.
Grady Tripp: Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriend's dog. Even though Poe and I weren't exactly what you'd call simpatico, that's no reason he should've taken two in the chest.
Grady Tripp: Well... thank you for the thought, but shocking as it may sound, I am not the first writer to sip a little weed. Furthermore, it might surprise you to know that one book I wrote, as you say, "under the influence," just happened to win a little something called the Pen Award. Which, by the way, I accepted under the influence.
James Leer: Someone jumped on your car with their butt!
Grady Tripp: How can you tell?
James Leer: Well, you can see the outline of a butt.
but, more than anything, the movie introduced us to Vernon Hardapple.
any other fans?
