Batman: Fortunate Son. Batman meets Rock and Roll Highschool, well more like a Twisted Sister music video. The story is driven my a blonde Elvis hallucination (known as the "God" of Rock and Roll) guiding a tragic and troubled Rock Star who makes all the teenagers and burnouts in Gotham and later the rest of the country stand up and fight for their right to rock out. Think that sounds stupid? Well thats just the start. I felt ebarassed holding this book in my hand, reading some of the straight up ridiculous things that Batman (Who's drawn to look like a constipated Dobberman Pinscher) did in it in his quest to stop him. Lets see, the Dark Knight fights off a group of rioting teenagers in a mall record store, intervenes at a shootout at Graceland, operates almost entirely in broad daylight, gets beat up by a rock and roll manager who's a trained martial arts expert, yells at Robin for listening to music in the Batcave/Batplane (which makes him run away in the process chasing after his rock idol), hates and beats up punks after watching "Sid Vicious" kill his girlfriend, and takes Robin to Arkham to scare him straight, but instead gets him threatened with sexual assault by the Joker while Two Face and the Riddler name drop Black Sabbath and ? and the Mysterians. Oh, and to top it off the real bad guy of the story (an evil greedy manipulating talent manager- wow, nobody's ever thought of that before!) is protected by an army of gun wielding blonde Elvis impersonators.
I wish I had a fireplace so I could have thrown this piece of crap in it while I was reading it.