Worst generic item your parents ever gave you

[pokerdog]

My parents used to buy us plastic shoes with a fake nike swoosh.....we called them Mikes

 

[comicgirl]

My parents used to buy us plastic shoes with a fake nike swoosh.....we called them Mikes

LOL! Unlike you, my parents loved me..............but, there was that fake "Strawberry Shortcake". She smelled like raisins

 

[Aiden]

LOL! Unlike you, my parents loved me..............but, there was that fake "Strawberry Shortdoll". She smelled like raisins

lol

I don't think I've ever had one...

 

[pokerdog]

trust me you haven't lived until you've had the joy of coming down on christmas morning and ripping open all your presents to find toys? nope. Video games? Not a chance! Some form of hobby toy? Not even close. Nothing compares to the joy a parent inspires when they give their child 6 pairs of red kmart sweatpants .... that was my christmas when I was 13..... then we all just sat around and laughed (and cried) and laughed.....wasn't till I was older and married that my wife thought to ask " but they took you out and got you something else right?" Nope, hadn't even occured to me... or my parents apparently.... now that I'm older we tell that story every year and all get a chuckle....

 

[Pythenis]

Thanks you for opening the horrors of my past, lets see I asked Santa for a "new bike" for Christmas when I was 7, the bike I unwrapped was did not look like any bike I had ever seen before......I was in tears.

Apparently Santa had found the said bike in a garbage can somewhere, put "new" handle bars on the frame witch must have been from another garbage can,the tires did not match and then he painted the monstrosity orange......bright friggin orange.

Well I was crying and refused to go ride the bike with my 2 friends next door who had just unwrapped there new Diamondback and Hutch trix-star bicycles.

So after a good ass beating by my dad, tearfully I went outside with the "new" bike and was completely humiliated. I remember vividly there laughter and they kept asking "What kind of bike is that?", "Did someone spray paint that bike?", and my favorite "Why did you ask Santa for that bike?"

I think I am going to go cry somewhere now,.....thanks...

 

[pokerdog]

Thanks you for opening the horrors of my past, lets see I asked Santa for a "new bike" for Christmas when I was 7, the bike I unwrapped was did not look like any bike I had ever seen before......I was in tears.

Apparently Santa had found the said bike in a garbage can somewhere, put "new" handle bars on the frame witch must have been from another garbage can,the tires did not match and then he painted the monstrosity orange......bright friggin orange.

Well I was crying and refused to go ride the bike with my 2 friends next door who had just unwrapped there new Diamondback and Hutch trix-star bicycles.

So after a good ass beating by my dad, tearfully I went outside with the "new" bike and was completely humiliated. I remember vividly there laughter and they kept asking "What kind of bike is that?", "Did someone spray paint that bike?", and my favorite "Why did you ask Santa for that bike?"

I think I am going to go cry somewhere now,.....thanks...

WOO....haven't laughed that hard in years...good to know it's not just me....wooo....

 

[comicgirl]

Thanks you for opening the horrors of my past, lets see I asked Santa for a "new bike" for Christmas when I was 7, the bike I unwrapped was did not look like any bike I had ever seen before......I was in tears.

Apparently Santa had found the said bike in a garbage can somewhere, put "new" handle bars on the frame witch must have been from another garbage can,the tires did not match and then he painted the monstrosity orange......bright friggin orange.

Well I was crying and refused to go ride the bike with my 2 friends next door who had just unwrapped there new Diamondback and Hutch trix-star bicycles.

So after a good ass beating by my dad, tearfully I went outside with the "new" bike and was completely humiliated. I remember vividly there laughter and they kept asking "What kind of bike is that?", "Did someone spray paint that bike?", and my favorite "Why did you ask Santa for that bike?"

I think I am going to go cry somewhere now,.....thanks...

LMFAO!!!....pardon me while I go and light a candle for you..poor soul (f---ing funny!...I laughed my squidly spooch off)

 

[Kessel Day]

Thanks you for opening the horrors of my past, lets see I asked Santa for a "new bike" for Christmas when I was 7, the bike I unwrapped was did not look like any bike I had ever seen before......I was in tears.

Apparently Santa had found the said bike in a garbage can somewhere, put "new" handle bars on the frame witch must have been from another garbage can,the tires did not match and then he painted the monstrosity orange......bright friggin orange.

Well I was crying and refused to go ride the bike with my 2 friends next door who had just unwrapped there new Diamondback and Hutch trix-star bicycles.

So after a good ass beating by my dad, tearfully I went outside with the "new" bike and was completely humiliated. I remember vividly there laughter and they kept asking "What kind of bike is that?", "Did someone spray paint that bike?", and my favorite "Why did you ask Santa for that bike?"

I think I am going to go cry somewhere now,.....thanks...

poor baby!!!

now the iron i got as a present doesn't seem so horrible. it was a new iron.

 

[bluejake01]

Thanks you for opening the horrors of my past, lets see I asked Santa for a "new bike" for Christmas when I was 7, the bike I unwrapped was did not look like any bike I had ever seen before......I was in tears.

Apparently Santa had found the said bike in a garbage can somewhere, put "new" handle bars on the frame witch must have been from another garbage can,the tires did not match and then he painted the monstrosity orange......bright friggin orange.

Well I was crying and refused to go ride the bike with my 2 friends next door who had just unwrapped there new Diamondback and Hutch trix-star bicycles.

So after a good ass beating by my dad, tearfully I went outside with the "new" bike and was completely humiliated. I remember vividly there laughter and they kept asking "What kind of bike is that?", "Did someone spray paint that bike?", and my favorite "Why did you ask Santa for that bike?"

I think I am going to go cry somewhere now,.....thanks...

So...your parents obviously did the best that they could on their budget to make your Christmas wish come true, and you still haven't looked past your childhood disappointment in Santa, and realized that the bike you got was made with love.

 

[black_dust]

You people should thank your self lucky you get anything at all... It could be MUCH worse.

 

[U.S War Machine]

They bought me clothes I wanted toys!

 

[pokerdog]

So...your parents obviously did the best that they could on their budget to make your Christmas wish come true, and you still haven't looked past your childhood disappointment in Santa, and realized that the bike you got was made with love.

I was wondering how long it would be till someone got all serious and played killjoy to swapping funny stories.... thanks guys, I know someone will always be there to spoil fun

 

[bluejake01]

I was wondering how long it would be till someone got all serious and played killjoy to swapping funny stories.... thanks guys, I know someone will always be there to spoil fun

DO I hear the Wambulance coming? Wana take your ball and god home little boy?

 

[comicgirl]

I was wondering how long it would be till someone got all serious and played killjoy to swapping funny stories.... thanks guys, I know someone will always be there to spoil fun

yeah, long live the

these stories are..........FUNNY

 

[pokerdog]

DO I hear the Wambulance coming? Wana take your ball and god home little boy?

Where exactly is the "god home"..... I see you've mistaken me for a deity.... please just don't use my name in vain

 

[comicgirl]

They bought me clothes I wanted toys!

Yeah, me too....ugh! Did get some Legos....but one year, a giant Barbie head!! I kept it in closet

 

[Immortalfire]

I don't recall ever getting a "bad" gift. Only thing remotely close would be clothes

 

[Aqua Is Forever]

Santa gave me a dead cat

 

[comicgirl]

I don't recall ever getting a "bad" gift. Only thing remotely close would be clothes

' Fire!! Long time, no see! Doesn't have to be a "bad" gift. Just generic or weird or whatever

 

[whitecrawler-->]

an electric guitar....yeah it was all good until i was told the £100 given to me by my relatives was to go towards it..i had to pay for my christmas and birthday(my birthdays annoyingly close to xmas) present

 

[bluejake01]

Where exactly is the "god home"..... I see you've mistaken me for a deity.... please just don't use my name in vain

When the only come back you can come up with is a jab at a TYPO...you have failed.

 

[Immortalfire]

' Fire!! Long time, no see! Doesn't have to be a "bad" gift. Just generic or weird or whatever

Wazzup! Can I get a hug

Weird you say? Hmm...once they gave me Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles slippers. I wasn't expecting them, so it was...weird..when I saw them?

Sorry

 

[comicgirl]

Wazzup! Can I get a hug

Weird you say? Hmm...once they gave me Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles slippers. I wasn't expecting them, so it was...weird..when I saw them?

Sorry

That's a weird, but cute gift! I got Transformers slippers once At least you have the best gift of all my friend...a good sense of humor

 

[Darthphere]

Thanks you for opening the horrors of my past, lets see I asked Santa for a "new bike" for Christmas when I was 7, the bike I unwrapped was did not look like any bike I had ever seen before......I was in tears.

Apparently Santa had found the said bike in a garbage can somewhere, put "new" handle bars on the frame witch must have been from another garbage can,the tires did not match and then he painted the monstrosity orange......bright friggin orange.

Well I was crying and refused to go ride the bike with my 2 friends next door who had just unwrapped there new Diamondback and Hutch trix-star bicycles.

So after a good ass beating by my dad, tearfully I went outside with the "new" bike and was completely humiliated. I remember vividly there laughter and they kept asking "What kind of bike is that?", "Did someone spray paint that bike?", and my favorite "Why did you ask Santa for that bike?"

I think I am going to go cry somewhere now,.....thanks...

No offense but I can see why you got your ass beat.



*Darthphere does not in any way shape or form condone child abuse.

 

[comicgirl]

No offense but I can see why you got your ass beat.



*Darthphere does not in any way shape or form condone child abuse.

come on!! that was funny!!...

ah, parenthood...you have a little dear that spends all your money, doesn't appreciate anything and then grows up to tell you how much you messed up their life?....joy and rapture