Worst movie I Have Ever Seen!!

[Project862006]

When Robert, a tire, discovers his destructive telepathic powers, he soon sets his sights on a desert town; in particular, a mysterious woman becomes his obsession.

saw it on showtime tonight and movie was beyond ridiculous who thinks of these movies?

 

[cherokeesam]

Never heard of it; don't have any desire to kick the tires (heh heh) on it; but...

....it's got Wings Hauser in it. Sooooo.....you knew what you were in for even before you checked it out.

 

[Kane52630]

It's probably one the best movies ever, yeah the main plot is ridiculous but guess what? that's the point of the film! If you listened to the begining of the film you would've gotten it.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Yeah, it's a B-Film for the sake of being a B-film. Sometimes those are made and it's considered genius to make a bad movie. It's weird and dumb, but whatever. It's not to be taken seriously.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Yeah, it's a B-Film for the sake of being a B-film. Sometimes those are made and it's considered genius to make a bad movie. It's weird and dumb, but whatever. It's not to be taken seriously.

There is this great quote in Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai, that goes something like...'Matters of great importance, should be taken lightly, while lighthearted matters should be taken very seriously.'

Now, what that means is, that when you are faced with a matter of great importance, it is wiser to laugh in the face of it, it lessens the chance of you panicing, and messing it up...whereas, if you take something like inane chit chat and banter seriously, you could become the funniest and most interesting person in the room....

See, you can study what may be very interesting subjects, you can read every book in existance, but that ain't gonna make you interesting necesarily, in fact, it could do the opposite, esp if you have a big ego about such things.
Anyone with half a decent brain can regurgitate facts and have an opinion on them.

Now, if you apply that sensibility to a silly stupid movie, then you could end up with something as sublime as The Marx Bros...there will have been umpteen 'serious' writers of that era who'll be long forgotten...while the genius of the Marx Bros will live on forever, why? Because the Marx Bros took their 'silly' art very seriously.
they were ahead of their time, not everyone 'got them', there would have been a lot of jealous comedians who couldn't compete and would belittle their achievements, and then you would get shortsighted numbskulls who had no idea what they were about, and were too scared to face up to the possibility that they were beyond their ken.

so, if you are gonna make a movie about a giant tire, then you best be taking it seriously, because then you just might end up making a work of genius.

 

[SuperFerret]

This movie is a work of genius and nobody can say otherwise. Why?


No reason.




Edit: It's also an interesting look at the fact that all movies, all fiction really, only exists as long as there's an audience.

 

[Rowsdower!]

I loved Rubber. Definitely one of my favorite movies of the year.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

anything genuinely good will always find an audience eventually...

anyway, i am disapointed this wasn't just a general thread for folk to talk about what the worst movie was they ever saw, y'know, like that disturbing movies thread, it was pretty good how the events spinning from that particular thread eventually turned out, thanks for that Golgo-13.

 

[Lasirius]

I would see this movie, looks interesting.

 

[DCW]

Not as bad as Aritificial Intelligence...

 

[gohei_]

This reminds me of the movie Trucks, a very strange movie indeed.

 

[Wolfwood]

Rubber! I've been meaning to watch that one for a long while, thanks for reminding me. I'm off to see if it's on Netflix.

 

[Project862006]

we can turn this into the worst movies you have seen thread as well

 

[Superhero 101]

saw this movie too it was pretty bad

 

[redhawk23]

You're the first first I've seen who didn't like this movie who has actually seen it.

Anyways no matter how bad it is, it can't be worse that the worst movie that I've seen this year, or ever, which is called Ratline. ugh, even seeing it for free, I wanted to punch the director in the face. Which I could have done since he was a few rows in front of me.

 

[Wolfwood]

In my opinion, the only bad movies are the really boring ones. The kind that fail to entertain in anyway. If a movie is so bad that it's funny, then it has at least succeeded in entertaining.

 

[Kane52630]

In my opinion, the only bad movies are the really boring ones. The kind that fail to entertain in anyway. If a movie is so bad that it's funny, then it has at least succeeded in entertaining.

Exactly, most movies I find really entertaining and worth quoting or mentioning are the bad movies. (IE The Room and Batman & Robin).

 

[Wolf Boy]

I haven't even seen Rubber, but i'll watch it 50 times over Elizabethtown anyday i'm sure!

 

[Octoberist]

Rubber is awesome.

 

[mongoose-mania]

I liked Rubber. It wasn't exactly what I was expecting, but I still enjoyed it.

Not half as bad as Glen or Glenda, thats for sure.

 

[Max J Power]

Rubber was decent, I guess. The plot was fairly enjoyable, but the thematic elements were laid on way too thick and came off as annoying instead of clever. I wouldn't care to watch it again.

 

[bullets]

I think the whole Grindhouse resurgence has been very disappointing.

 

[C. Lee]

Saw the trailer for this a while back....looked hilarious....hope to see some day.

 

[CGHulk]

Zoolander, the only film I said right after watching it I wish I could get my two hours of my life back.

 

[Rowsdower!]

You guys are crazy. Rubber and Zoolander are great movies.