Wost Thing An EX Ever Said To You?

[AndThePickles]

Spoons and you must have a lot of fun arguments.

Haha, nah. We never "fight." When we disagree/argue, we have a discussion about it. Which, if I get really heated, can be infuriating because sometimes I want to raise my voice, but it also prevents the regret that comes after doing something foolish out of anger. I was only 18 and had been drinking when I pushed my ex through a wall Trust me, he deserved it for reasons other than calling me a rude name.

 

[Anubis]

I don't know.....I might actually like that.


I feel it's a word that depends on the context. Like Mother f**ker. The Brits know how to use the C word in multiple ways. From Derogatory to acknowledgment of a person's awesomeness.

 

[Catman]

had been drinking when I pushed my ex through a wall

You're a violent drunk, Pickles.

 

[AndThePickles]

You're a violent drunk, Pickles.

No way, I'm the funnest drunk ever. That's the only time I've ever been violent when drunk and extremely provoked

 

[Ultimate Doom]

"Its so...tiny"

 

[Metamorpho1977]

The worst thing I could imagine an ex saying would be "Who are you and how did you get in my house?"

 

[Mace Dolex]

So you failed the psyche exam?

My psychological exam was pending last but in the interim I had failed the interview with LAPD officers twice and while I was waiting to take the interview again I guess my guide officer must've dug real good in my previous employment with McDonald's and found out I was a real A-hole to the customers, OOOPS!

Lemme guess, whenever you came to a question in the psyche exam and weren't too sure about it, you wrote 'I am duh LAW!'

LOL! this one made my day. t:

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Lemme guess, whenever you came to a question in the psyche exam and weren't too sure about it, you wrote 'I am duh LAW!'

tempted to apply to the police department just so I can write that in as all of my answers.

 

[Casius--J]

I never understood why that's such a bad word. Doesn't it come from some kinda Goddess or something? I don't know, every time I hear it I get a chubby.

Its not so offensive in england, sure you can only say it a number of times on tv but we call our best friends that word daily lol

 

[Erzengel]

My psychological exam was pending last but in the interim I had failed the interview with LAPD officers twice and while I was waiting to take the interview again I guess my guide officer must've dug real good in my previous employment with McDonald's and found out I was a real A-hole to the customers, OOOPS!


LOL! this one made my day. t:

Were you disrespectful to the LAPD officers who were conducting your interview?

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

I don't have any bad relationship comments. I've only had 1 GF before my wife and that only lasted a few months. All my other companions were friends with benefits. Less headache that way!

My wife and I argue but nothing to bad, we've been together going on 11 years married for going on 8.

 

[Mace Dolex]

Were you disrespectful to the LAPD officers who were conducting your interview?

No I went to the LAPD interview like any other normal interview and answered as much and as intelligently as possible even if I had to bend the truth a bit.

But it's like they say there is no right or wrong answer, there's only the answers that they want. Seriously I guess they were looking for a perfect saint that wouldn't even hurt a fly.

 

[WildcatNC]

"Its so...tiny"

That must suck.

 

[Harls]

I don't have any bad relationship comments.

Me neither. I've never had an ex before... still with my first.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Like I said, it was what my ex didn't say to me. She cheated on me, but I got over that once I found out she had an abortion.

 

[Marx]

Like I said, it was what my ex didn't say to me. She cheated on me, but I got over that once I found out she had an abortion.

What!? You mean there was a baby bamf?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What!? You mean there was a baby bamf?

Well, no, it's a long story. One I wish I could forget.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

You have the body of a god. Too bad it's Buddha.

 

[Hound55]

Buddha's not a god.

Analogy FAIL!