Would like Condoms with your Whopper???

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  1. SoulManX The Inspector!

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    Condom Found in Hamburger

    A Fair Haven man is suing the company that owns Rutland's Burger King, claiming he found a condom in his burger. Van Miguel Hartless, 24, says he visited the restaurant last June. The condom was underneath a slice of lettuce in his Burger King's Southwest Whopper.


    "It was just disgusting. 'It's gross is putting it mildly," said Hartless.
    Hartless says he doesn't know why anyone would put a condom in his burger, but admits he did have an argument with an employee at the restaurant about the toppings on his burger.
    Hartless is now suing the company that owns the restaurant. In the lawsuit, his lawyer says the burger has caused Hartless pain, suffering, nightmares, distress, and medical expenses.
    "It sounds silly now, but I'd be doing something in my dream and whatever I was holding and whatever I was doing would either turn into a condom or a burger," said Hartless.


    Hartless was tested for HIV and STDs and those tests came back negative. He says he also submitted to a polygraph test which he passed.
    "From the beginning it was never about money. I made that very clear. All I wanted was if I contracted something I wanted them responsible for it," said Hartless.


    But he is now seeking unspecified damages because he says Burger King continues to deny any wrongdoing, aside from a letter telling him the company is sorry he had an unpleasant experience. A manager at the Rutland Burger King declined to comment, and Carrolls Corporation, the company that owns the restaurant, did not return our calls.



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  2. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    The question is did he swallow...:o
     
  3. WTFimVENOM Registered

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    From the title, I thought that Burger King might be giving away free condoms with meals as a promotional thing, which would be an actual incentive to buy ****ty food....
     
  4. SoulManX The Inspector!

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  5. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    After the severed-finger-in-the-Wendy's-chili scam was exposed, I'm thinking everyone's a lot more skeptical about claims like this now.
     
  6. spideyboy_1111 Young Avenger

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    what 24 year old has "damaging nightmares" about condoms........................
     
  7. Deep Thinkin'! show meh dem fangs

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  8. hammy American Ham

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  9. spideyboy_1111 Young Avenger

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    true....
     
  10. CBGB Urban Achiever

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    Um... eww...
     
  11. Orko Is King Registered

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    I always said their food tasted like dick.
     
  12. spideyboy_1111 Young Avenger

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    you know what dick taste like?
     
  13. Lightning Strykez! Former Mod On Pension Pay

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    Well at least it wasn't filled with special sauce. Although technically, it would have made the burger a much more nutritious meal...ya know...with the protein and all. :cool:
     
  14. Masamune I prefer...Magneto

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    prolly not the smartest thing to say....:o
     
  16. Abaddon Watching

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    that cow was a ****.
     
  17. NewYorkSpider EndGame

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    The King must have forgot to throw it in the garbage.

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  18. Orko Is King Registered

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    :dry:

    Just your grandpa's!:hoboj:
     
  19. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    :dry: you should have quit while you were slightly behind....
     
  20. Abaddon Watching

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    behind and inside of
     
  21. spideyboy_1111 Young Avenger

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    so you like necrophilia too eh?
     
  22. Masamune I prefer...Magneto

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    Own.
     
  23. Lightning Strykez! Former Mod On Pension Pay

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    Oh my.

    Ouch. :csad:
     
  24. \S/JcDc\S/ Registered

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    Very sad to say I'm not surprised. Fast food places have people doing the weirdest things :down
     
  25. Orko Is King Registered

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    We all need hobbies.
     

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